Urinating Sitting Down: An Inquiry
 

I had a discussion today with one of my brothers. He was complaining that his wife (a beautiful Asian gal) is tired of cleaning his primary urinal target. Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim. I told him that perhaps he should just sit down if he has issues with the accuracy of his urine stream.

To my surprise, he went on a diatribe about masculinity and how it is inversely proportional to the number of times a male sits to go pee, or something. I got distracted by a fantastic episode of "What Not To Wear" and hung up on him, but it got me thinking. How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

Thanks.

Only if I'm really, really tired and I can't see straight. I'd rather sit than clean it up later.

As for it's reflection on my manhood, I don't usually have anyone in there charting it, so I don't know how much it really matters.

Oh, I should probably add this this is a question for the male CP dwellers.

The solution is simple.

Have him practice reality therepy and take two steps forward.

LMAO

It depends on where I take a piss and who I want to piss off.

If Bob Dole wakes up in the night, Bob Dole can't get back to sleep if he turns on any lights. The darkness pretty much mandates a sitting session.

If Bob Dole is drunk and at home, Bob Dole tends to sit, simply to avoid the subsequent cleanup issues.

If Bob Dole had a cleaning wench, Bob Dole would probably choose the "manly" method.

You mean poor piss aim.

MANLY REPLY! I can't sit down to pee it gets my nuts wet! hell I stand to take a dump!

typical "I'm on the internet so I can say anything I want" response


listen if you think you can't sit down to pee, for any reason, because it intrudes on your "manhood" - Then there are clearly other issues at work.




BTW to answer the thread,

sometimes I sit sometimes I stand
and through it all I've stayed a man.

It has never crossed my mind, even when so drunk I can't stand or see straight, to pee sitting down. Never. Ever.

I agree with your brother. If you sit to pee as a result of a request of a woman, you need to hand in your man card. You're done. You're balls have long since packed up and left your shriveled little penis behind to bear the brunt of your embarrassing lack of masculinity.

I guess the bold letters did not give hint that I was joking :shake:

which of these letters are bolded? I missed it, sorry

example of "other issues at work"

I can't think of a time I sat just to pee, honestly. I'm sure I did it a lot when I was potty training, but beyond that I really can't think of a time.

My bad the capped "MANLY REPLY" was intended to let people know I was joking.

Alright smart ass. What issues? Please expound upon your original hypothesis.

There's a reason we use the insult, "pees sitting down" to describe pussies.

Ohhh shit! You must have some serious issues! :rolleyes:

imagine that from a "hard life" for what ever reason = your knees hurt the majority of the time you tried to stand and urinate, particularly early in the morning or at the end of a long day. This makes me less of a man in some way???


I don't get it.... It hurts to pee standing up a few times, so to relieve this pain I sit.... How is this a smack on my manliness?

And what reason is that?

see my post #19, it was meant to include you as well

I can honestly say that I can't remember a time I have thought it would be a good idea to sit down to take a nice good long piss.

What reason is that?

Because the only people who should pee sitting down are girls.

Did I question your manly-hood? All I said is that I don't do it, and was about to say that I never did, but then remembered that everyone starts off learning sitting down, so I tossed it in there.

sheesh.

Why? Let's look the facts:

1. It's more accurate.
2. If you have a bad back, it's more comfortable.
3. You don't have to aim.

I could go on.

And girls should stay home, barefoot and pregnant?

The oh whoa is me card...

Seems to me that the squatting down then standing from a squatted position would be a hell of a lot tougher in your knees than standing there, but whatever. No one said you couldn't do it, just seems pretty gay to me.

So out with it. What other issues does one have to have that makes him somehow less mentally stable than someone willing to squat to pee?

Heh. It never gets old watching the beginnings of a train wreck.

I know morphius, quoting your post was a bad choice, for you didn't tresspass on my manhood. It was meant as a more general response for the other idiots that say "sitting to pee is only for girls"


so please accept my formal appology to you. and for now, you alone...... except donger, he seems to get my point too.

Maybe some decaf, heck I made a joke and he gets on like Dr Phil saying internet response. :rolleyes:

Jump on in.

Pussy.

(Sorry. It's just a preemptive offset for the sitting piss Bob Dole is likely to take about 3am.)

If me sitting to pee is "gay" to you, then you are setting the example of why I say there must be other issues at work....


most dictionary definitions of gay activities mention nothing of men peeing while sitting. So for you to make that assumption......

Yeah, I even laughed at your joke.

That really wasn't my intention.

Haha. You're apologizing to a guy who used to have woman hair.

Pussy.

:rolleyes:

It is a long running joke, hell it was even on SNL back in the 80's/90's. Relax...

Do you ever urinate while you defecate?

Oh, I'm not talking about you by any means. I'm talking about the guy who thinks people with disabilities are sissies for some odd reason.

now you won't even stand and fight for your beliefs / other response, that is even worse than ignorant.

Hiding behind the internet..... I lost respect for discussing this topic with you.

Your just made that you had to have yours short because you went gray in your 20's...

jeez, make a strong statement and if anyone confronts you just say you were joking....

Shit, don't apologize. Just after you're done with the comfy piss, go ahead and bake us some motherfucking pie.




:D

Wow, just...wow. You looked it up in a dictionary?

I still don't know what other issues you are talking about. Go ahead and pee how you want. I just think it's pretty feminine. You think I have issues, I think you have issues.

Look scooter I could give a shit less rather you stand or sit to pee. I really do not see how it proves you are a man to do one or the other. I made a silly joke and you took me wrong thinking I was calling you out for sitting to pee :rolleyes: As far as hiding behind the internet I have no clue what that means, I have said nothing here I wouldn't say to your face.

Of course. Now you're just being a technical dickhead. The spirit of the question as I perceived it was, when you take a leak, do you ever sit down? My answer is no. Pee however you want.

If I'm already pooping then I'll go ahead and pee while I sit. Otherwise no. I've got really good aim, though.

Actually...you're really starting to sound like a dumbass in this thread.

I concur

Same here.

I concur

What about pissing while shitting?

Asked and answered.

<HR SIZE=1> Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider
MANLY REPLY! I can't sit down to pee it gets my nuts wet! hell I stand to take a dump! <HR SIZE=1>




this is what got my initial response to you,
but not all of my comments were meant just for you, because there was in the initial post the thought that sitting to pee was in direct reflect to your manhood.

Damn, some of you can be so self absorbed

explain

ROFL

Really you can't read that and tell I was joking :shake:

He's CRAZY

If I have to explain it to you then I don't think any explanation I can come up with is going to help. Just move on.

He's had too much coffee tonight

This thread is pretty gross.

when did expressing an opinion in direct conflict with another opinion become a sign of being a dumbass.

I concede that jumping to the word "dumbass" to explain something you have no real arguement against is a more truthfull definition of being a threadtard.

no I really didn't think you were joking, please accept my appology for thinking you were expressing an opinion and not expressing humor.

How could you NOT tell he was joking.

Well, you appear to be attacking redneck for an obvious joke, then you quote me when I didn't say anything bad, plus you are coming off as too sensitive about the issue.

Sure you apologized, but you know...

Honestly, I could tell he was joking.

I guess the program installed to decifer response tone needs adjustment.

Its cool, maybe something is going on with you as you seem to be looking for a fight. My mom had a stroke and after a long day I got on the pute and ended up showing my ass by picking on people looking to vent. If this is the case maybe a goodnights sleep may be the answer.

what ever

The only time I pee sitting down is when it's the opening act for a dump event.

FYP

Or switch to to decaf...

This was going to be my answer before I got sidetracked.

Well, you asked why, so I told you...

If you didn't want to know... hehe.

meh, I kinda thought you were the one looking for a fight, sorry to hear about your mom though

Hey crazycoffey? Would you mind going away from this thread? I'm trying to ascertain a consensus and, well, you're fucking it up.

Thanks.

Not at all, getting pissed at a screen is no fun. Thanks my mom passed in december after suffering another stroke.

A consensus?
On the planet?

Are you new here?