Mr. Bob Dole Appreciation Day
 

Well, it's that time of year again, Planeteers ... Mr. Bob Dole Appreciation Day.

Please post all the things that you appreciate about Mr. Bob Dole on this thread. If you can't think of anything you appreciate about Mr. Bob Dole, feel free to make something up. If it's good, it's probably true, because today is Mr. Bob Dole Appreciation Day.

For all the N00bs (sp?) who know little or nothing about Mr. Bob Dole, imagine that he is Santa Claus, Timothy Leary, Geeta Dutt's vocal coach, and God's best fishing buddy all wrapped up in one and post accordingly.

Happy Mr. Bob Dole Appreciation Day, Mr. Bob Dole.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

I appreciate Bob Dole's heartwarming and caring attitude towards all n00b's. That is what keeps the planet growing.

Bob Dole stopped global warming or oral swarming...I can't remember.

Thanks Bob Dole!

I remember this one time, when I was down and out. Mr. Bob Dole flew in and landed by me. As I looked up, I saw Mr. Bob Dole standing there in his tights and cape with a big "D" on his chest.

Just the sight of him made me stand up and go back to fighting the good fight.

Thank you Mr. Bob Dole.

I once saw bob dole hold up an entire floor overnight...even better than endelt!

you rock on, bob dole!

<i>Mr. Bob Dole standing there in his tights and cape</i>

Just don't bend over to pick something up when he's in that outfit. He might demonstrate his superpower. :shake:

female Viagra

Is this a real holiday or is Fax making stuff up so he can score with the wife again.

LMAO

I really appreciate how Bob Dole doesn't make slurping noises real bad when he eats.

Bob dole invinted the internet, right?


well, even if he didn't, he makes it better by being here.

Bob Dole once kicked the crap out of Chuck Norris.

Props to the planets own king of the third person.

I appreciate Bob Dole, but I am not buying him a steak or giving him anything else.

Bob Dole thwarted a swarm of locusts heading toward Russell, creating a whirlwind of good will that drove them to into Lake Wilson, improving the walleye fishing.

Thanks, Mr. Bob Dole

Damn.

Bob Dole wishes someone had sent a reminder memo or something, so Bob Dole could have supplied stickers and buttons and other really nice swag.

Man, haven't you ever heard of Dole Pineapple ? He became so famous his pineapple was the talk of the ED world.

Bob Dole says Ross Perot has nothing on him........

Bob Dole has hired three of the worlds scariest groups of people to assist his plight of world domination.

Retired Ninjas

Vengeful Clowns

and of course: Old Porn Stars



Fight the power Bob Dole!

Over 24,000 post with only one hand. Unless him can type with that ink pen

Mr. Bob Dole once taught english to an entire tribe of cannibals allowing them, for the first time, to read microwave instructions and his personal copy of the recipe book, "400 Enticing Pork And Bean Ideas" which resulted in saving countless lives of unsuspecting travellers, missionaries, and jungle explorers.

We appreciate that, Mr. Bob Dole.

FAX

Don't forget that it also empowered them to read the instructions on the ball point pen packaging, which finally enabled them to extend the ink-filled tip and doodle in the margins.

It's A COOKBOOK!!!!!!

Bob Dole once used his eyebrow to rescue an orphan from the bottom of a well.

RJ enjoys Bob Dole's unique style of posting.

RJ also appreciates Bob Dole's somewhat caustic wit.

What RJ doesn't understand is why Bob Dole ever thought to post in the third person, much less to make it a trademark.

RJ hopes that Bob Dole might explain that. RJ is thinking that alcohol may have been involved, though RJ has never met Bob Dole and therefore has no real basis for his opinion.

Also, RJ is amused by the fact that Bob Dole seems to use his mod powers primarily for evil purposes.

Actually, he invented the Externet. It was kind of the Beta to the Internet's VHS. It's still used in a lot of developing countries, though.

ROFL

BTW -
anyone know of anyone still using Beta? That came and went quick, didn't it?

Mr. Bob Dole collected and utilized a lot of the discarded BetaMax parts to constuct an interstellar transport device in his garage, Mr. crazycoffey, which he uses to locate and capture puppies abandoned on worlds outside our own galaxy. He then nurses these unfortunate animals back to health and finds them new homes with loving caregivers mainly in Alabama.

A lot of very strange looking puppies really appreciate that.

FAX

:clap:
you never cease to amaze.......

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along the beach with Bob Dole.


Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to Bob Dole.


When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.


He noticed that many times along the path of
his life there was only one set of footprints.


He also noticed that it happened at the very
lowest and saddest times in his life.


This really bothered him and he
questioned Bob Dole about it:


"Bob Dole, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me."

Bob Dole replied:


"My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that I carried you. Now go get me a beer. I'm tired from carrying your fat ass. And don't be a lazy bitch. Get the good beer."

Until 6 months ago I still had a working beta player in my house.

Television still uses Betamax extensively. While the switch over to DVCPro and other digital formats is ongoing, Beta is still a good and reliable source.

Beta should have won the Beta/VHS war, but JVC (who owned VHS) sunk a ton of money into VHS and public ate it up... whereas Sony (who owned Beta) thought incorrectly that quality would triumph.

Bottom line: Beta > VHS.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

yup, I know it's supposed to be better than VHS, I think the biggest problem as I understood it, People were invested into VHS tapes before many of them started to buy Beta, and as a regular consumer (just watching movies, recording games while the wife had you do other things) the cost to change was more significant than the minor difference in quality.

But I was pretty young and am going more off of what I remember my parents saying.....

That was the marketing... JVC put so much $$$ into it that everyone thought VHS was better. Most consumers don't do their research, they just go on what the TV tells them.

Name recognition is HUGE. They knew what VHS was. They didn't know what Beta was.

Bob Dole is always willing to lend a hand, ... even if it is in an inappropriate manner.
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/3...rinholerf5.jpg

well if they didn't know what Beta was, it would be hard to know there was a choice.........

look at PC and MAC - Mac has some clear advantages, but are some of those advantages really needed by the average computer user?

If I want to write a book, play on this board and check email, why do I need a MAC?

I don't search through bunches of porn sites, I don't have lots of photography / editing needs, I don't write computer programs, If I want to listen to music I turn on a Radio and if I want to watch a movie, I turn on the TV......

I thought every day was Bob Dole Appreciation Day.

This is what Bob Dole got for trying to be a nice guy.....




Man Who Sent Apology Sentenced for Rape

By KRISTEN GELINEAU
AP
CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. (March 16) - A man who sexually assaulted a University of Virginia student in 1984 and apologized to her two decades later as part of the Alcoholics Anonymous program was sentenced to 18 months in prison Thursday.


http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles...00010000000001

Bob Dole said hi to me once. I don't remember much after that except the nurses telling me I'd fainted. Bob Dole always sends the hottest nurses.

Who is Bob Dole?

ROFL

FAX

Here is to the man with the longest eyebrows on the Planet! :clap:

Is there a gap between them?

You are not telling the quite whole story. I was selling/servicing them at the time, it was quite an issue.
It was all about recording time from the beginning. The original Beta would record 1 hour, the VHS 2 hours. Then 2/4 and then 6. The VHS was always ahead when it came to recording time and that had the consumer appeal.
Oh, and before the VHS we had the "Quasar Great Time Machine" that had a 2 hour tape that was about four times the size of the VHS tape. The unit was huge, heavy and expensive.

That was the rumor about mine in high school.

I didn't know which one to buy so I asked a buddy who owned a cable system. He said all of the TV stations were using VHS so they were more popular with the public.

You must appreciate Senator Bob Dole representin' planteers everywhere.

Bob Dole is on the cusp of perfecting cold fusion. He is an asset to all the peoples of the world.

To the best rants on the Planet, long live Bob Dole

Is this the same as the steak and BJ day?

betamax and beta or beta sp are different formats, yes?

No, Mr. Halfcan. Steak and BJ day is on the 14th this year.

Plus, I think it's safe to say that, no matter how much we appreciate Mr. Bob Dole (and we do), he doesn't hold a candle to steak and bjs.

Frankly, I'm looking forward to tomorrow which is Pie and BJ day, the holiday originally established by Charlemagne to acknowledge the Khazar kingdom's conversion to Judaism and the remarkable ability of Byzantine women to both bake and control their gag reflex.

FAX

I PM'd Bob Dole this morning and he helped me.

:clap: for Bob Dole!

He was able to help you get parts for your Betamax player?

LMAO

Actually, I checked out the Mobile viewing setting last night and once there, there's no way out. Stuck in shitting mobile view. There's no way to even make a thread for help. So I went to Tapatalk, but since the upgrade, there's no prefixes, so I couldn't make a thread for help there either. PM'd Bob Dole and a few others, and he got me squared away pretty quickly.

Moral of the story: If you want to check out "mobile" CP, go to the mobile site, NOT the mobile view setting in user pref's.

I miss Fax

Bob Dole did his best to tell Jim Jones he was leaving with a tranny. JJ didn't listen, and the rest is history!
Also no body knows who Bob Doles father is, but his mother is John Wayne!

Readign more about this Wonderlic test:
 

Coaches apparently don't like scores on either extreme—too dumb or too smart. If too high a score, they think a player is more likely to challenge their authority when coaches like to maintain control of the lockeroom.

Same link as earlier.

WTF?

Bob Dole is a mensch.

I miss you. :sulk: