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Reerun_KC 03-30-2007 01:23 PM

Fixing to get Rocked
 
We are about to get the crap kicked out of us agian..

The freaking storms are monsters to the southwest of OKC now..

Bootlegged 03-30-2007 01:24 PM

Jon BonJovi see your face?

jidar 03-30-2007 01:26 PM

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

crazycoffey 03-30-2007 01:27 PM

hunker down man, we want Situation reports as possible.

Nzoner 03-30-2007 01:28 PM

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kepp 03-30-2007 01:28 PM

Looks pretty mean

Reerun_KC 03-30-2007 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bootlegged
Jon BonJovi see your face?


Okay guys you are creeping me out. I am actually jamming to some Bon Jovi here in the office...


Now I am looking around to see if you guys are stalking me?

Creepy bastards...

Reerun_KC 03-30-2007 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey
hunker down man, we want Situation reports as possible.


Electricity keeps flickering here...

We have a generator (big ass one) and stuff we will be okay. Going downstairs to take a look-see...

Reerun_KC 03-30-2007 01:36 PM

Just dark and rainy... Southwest plane are taking off and landing....

The worst is yet to come.

4th and Long 03-30-2007 01:36 PM

http://www.wackyneighbor.com/images/stephen_stucker.gif
IT'S A TWISTER! IT'S A TWISTER!

ct 03-30-2007 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kepp
Looks pretty mean

yikes! Do me a favor and get a few shots back at em on the way by, soften em up before they get up to doodah.

Redrum_69 03-30-2007 01:39 PM

Tornado Sirens are going off..and the damn goo goo dolls song from Twsiter is playing on the radio


I'm screwed

Reerun_KC 03-30-2007 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrum_69
Tornado Sirens are going off..and the damn goo goo dolls song from Twsiter is playing on the radio


I'm screwed


Bad signs....

Last night Gary England was on TV through this whole ordeal... And was showing were Wakita was getting ready to get smoked...

My daughter said Wakita is the whipping boy for Tornados now...

Not much left of Wakita after the movie crew was down with it...

crazycoffey 03-30-2007 01:41 PM

it rained here and that's about it

Redrum_69 03-30-2007 01:47 PM

Go to Weather.com

Type in your zip code

if you live out of kansas, scroll over to kansas...then zoom in

scroll down to south of wichita

there is a massive line of storms from OKC moving north east


I have no basement


I'm fuxxored

Reerun_KC 03-30-2007 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrum_69
Go to Weather.com

Type in your zip code

if you live out of kansas, scroll over to kansas...then zoom in

scroll down to south of wichita

there is a massive line of storms from OKC moving north east


I have no basement


I'm fuxxored


It is just dumping its ass off here at Will Rogers Airport....

Just freaking pouring!!!!!!

Redrum_69 03-30-2007 01:50 PM

In kansas alone, the radar is showing signs of tornados


it was nice knowing everyone here

crazycoffey 03-30-2007 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrum_69
In kansas alone, the radar is showing signs of tornados


it was nice knowing everyone here


you said you don't have a basement?

better crawl into the tub or a closet under the stairs, seems stairways always stay around after a tornado.....

what's your plan of action?

Reerun_KC 03-30-2007 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey
you said you don't have a basement?

better crawl into the tub or a closet under the stairs, seems stairways always stay around after a tornado.....

what's your plan of action?


Mine is to bend over and kiss my ass goodbye...

Donger 03-30-2007 01:55 PM

IIRC, the NE corner of your structure is the best place to be if you can't get to the basement. In fact, I think the NE corner of one's basement is the safest, too.

crazycoffey 03-30-2007 01:57 PM

http://re3.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/3996628687


hope this isn't the last thing you see......


Hey donger, why the NE corner? wouldn't the direction of the storm have any bearing on this conclusion?

Reerun_KC 03-30-2007 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger
IIRC, the NE corner of your structure is the best place to be if you can't get to the basement. In fact, I think the NE corner of one's basement is the safest, too.


Well I am in the hangers on Will Rogers Airport...

If one is coming we will know and quickly...

ct 03-30-2007 01:58 PM

why are you still posting on the intranet dude? shouldn't you be strokin some dude's mom before you get rolled? u'r slackin...

Redrum_69 03-30-2007 01:59 PM

I'll just go over to my neighbors house i guess.

sounds like it wont hit until this evening, or at least i hope it will wait that long

Redrum_69 03-30-2007 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coryt
why are you still posting on the intranet dude? shouldn't you be strokin some dude's mom before you get rolled? u'r slackin...


I exercise safety in all forms of being blown

Reerun_KC 03-30-2007 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrum_69
I exercise safety in all forms of being blown


better suit up for this one....

jidar 03-30-2007 02:05 PM

As long as we're linking Def Leppard videos this one is awesome if you're familiar with the show Scrubs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSwMMegwa-w

Donger 03-30-2007 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey
http://re3.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/3996628687


hope this isn't the last thing you see......


Hey donger, why the NE corner? wouldn't the direction of the storm have any bearing on this conclusion?

Most storms in come from the SW on a NE track. Therefore, the SW corners of structures get hit the hardest.

I hope I'm remembering this correctly...

Myth or Misconception #1 .... The southwest corner of a basement is the safest location during passage of a tornado.

The truth is that the part of the home towards the approaching tornado (often, but not always, the southwest) is the least safe part of the basement, not the safest. This is also true of the above-ground portion of the house. In most tornadoes, many more homes will be shifted than will be blown completely free of a foundation. Homes that are attacked from the southwest tend to shift to the northeast. The unsupported part of the house may then collapse into the basement or pull over part of the foundation, or both. Historically, the few deaths in basements have been caused by collapsed basement walls, houses, and chimneys, rather than by debris that was thrown into the basement from the outside.

For nearly a century, the published conventional wisdom was that the southwest corner of a building, both above and below ground, afforded the best protection. This misconception probably originated from someone's reasoning, rather than from actual observations. They probably assumed that deadly debris would be propelled over the southwest corner and land in the northeast corner.

The idea that it was safe to seek shelter on the side of a house facing the oncoming tornado dates back to at least the first book on tornadoes, the 1887 comprehensive text Tornadoes, by John Park Finley. He placed in italic for emphasis the following remark: "Under no circumstances, whether in a building or in a cellar, ever take a position in a northeast room, in a northeast corner, or an east room, or against an east wall." He also recommended removing the furniture from the west-facing room and closing all windows in the house. This is all incorrect, deadly, and time-wasting advice. It is quite possible that someone has died following it. While relatively few people probably read the book when it was available, the advice was quoted in many newspapers. It is possible that in the limited number of damage surveys that Finley conducted personally, he came upon a grisly scene involving the northeast portion of a poorly constructed house that had fallen over, and it strongly influenced his thinking.

These assumptions went essentially unchallenged until 1966, when Professor Joseph Eagleman of the University of Kansas undertook a survey of destroyed produced by after the Topeka tornado of June 8th. Professor Eagleman's objective study showed that the south side and southwest corners, the direction of approach for the Topeka tornado, were the least safe areas, and the north side of homes were the safest .... both on the first floor and in the basement. He repeated the study after the Lubbock, Texas tornado of May 11, 1970, and the results were even more striking. The southwest portion of the houses were unsafe in 75% of the damaged homes .... double the percentage of unsafe areas in the northeast part of homes. As a general rule, people in basements will escape injury despite the extreme devastation above them. Being under a stairwell, heavy table, or work bench will afford even more protection.

Ignorance of this conventional wisdom, combined with common sense, has saved lives in the past. At the Pacolet Mills near Gainesville, Georgia on June 1, 1903, 550 people ran to the northeast corner of the building as the tornado approached from the southwest. That northeast corner was the only part of the building not destroyed. At least fifty people died in other Gainesville fabric mills on that day, and more than 40 more died in homes near the mills.

Fish 03-30-2007 02:15 PM

http://xo.typepad.com/photos/uncateg...ccuweather.jpg

Is' Gonna RAIN!!!

crazycoffey 03-30-2007 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger
Most storms in come from the SW on a NE track. Therefore, the SW corners of structures get hit the hardest.

I hope I'm remembering this correctly...


Well, if someone were to follow your advice, I'm certain they hope you are.


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