There are no Red States and Blue States - Only the United States
 

What a great line for a movie to use. I really stopped and thought when I heard it. Very weird considering it was mainly a comedy.

This is meant to be a thread for great lines from recent movies. Please try to keep it that way.

What movie?

Robin William's

Man of the Year

There's also a difference between right and wrong. Wrong is what george bush is doing

Come on don't go and get this thread moved to DC please.

I liked that part in Walk the Line when they're on the bus and Johnny gets up in the middle of the night and wakes June up and asks her to marry him. She says "My problem is that it's 2 A.M. My problem is I'm asleep. I'm on a tour bus with eight stinkin' men. Rule number one: Don't propose to a girl on a bus, you got that? Rule number two: Don't tell her it's because you had a bad dream."

"You look like you're going to a funeral."


"Well maybe I am."

I just watched that part of that movie again tonight. I have watched that movie several times, considering I am not a C&W fan that is pretty amazing. Joaquin Phoenix did a good job IMO.

:thumb:

sidenote zack johnson who won the masters today kind of looks like jaquin phoenix

Interesting comparison, kind of though.

I'm pretty sure Obama actually said that at the DNC in '04.

EDIT: Here:

"Yet even as we speak, there are those who are preparing to divide us, the spin masters and negative ad peddlers who embrace the politics of anything goes. Well, I say to them tonight, there's not a liberal America and a conservative America -- there's the United States of America. There's not a black America and white America and Latino America and Asian America; there's the United States of America. The pundits like to slice-and-dice our country into Red States and Blue States; Red States for Republicans, Blue States for Democrats. But I've got news for them, too. We worship an awesome God in the Blue States, and we don't like federal agents poking around our libraries in the Red States. We coach Little League in the Blue States and have gay friends in the Red States. There are patriots who opposed the war in Iraq and patriots who supported it. We are one people, all of us pledging allegiance to the stars and stripes, all of us defending the United States of America."

All I got is Vote for Pedro.

my theory on feds is they're like mushrooms; feed'em shit and keep'em in the dark.

That movie sucked. The only reason it won awards was because lots of people died.

If you didn't intend for this to be political, you would have either named the thread after some other line from some other lousy movie, or you owuld have just renamed it altogether; you know what you were doing, but WTF - let's see if this actually stays on point.

"220, 221. Whatever it takes."

heh, your quote sucks
here's another one...
Schoolteacher: Mr. Bobby, there's no smoking in here.
Reese Bobby: Oh, it's all right, darling, I'm a volunteer fireman.

"Now that is one big pile of shit..."

Haha, one of my favorite lines ever!

Yeah, the title has a major liberal bias.

Believing in local govt as the real representation of people.

Red counties and Blue counties. = United States

I kinda liked, "I didn't have sexual relations with that woman, I wanted to, but I didn't"

Not from a movie... but from last night's "The Tudors;"

"You've been in the French court for two years. What graces have you learned there?"

"With your majesty's permission..."


Worse than any porn line ever... had me laughing my ass off.

Bah, the best lines ever are:

Persian Emissary: This is madness!
Spartan King Leonidas: Madness? This is Sparta!

and

Xerxes: Persia has much to offer Sparta. We could share much of our cultures with one another.
Spartan King Leonidas: Yes I know, we've been sharing our culture with Persia all morning.


and

Persian Officer: Spartans, lay down your weapons.
Spartan King Leonidas: Persians! Come and get them!

This is Sparta!

http://www.fanboy.com/images/sparta-trailer2-03.jpg

LMAO

Fortunately Boy, I keep my feathers numbah'd for just such an occasion.

That's not a knife, THIS is a knife.

"Could you blow me where the Pampers is?"

"LT Daaaaaaaaaaan, AaaaaIIIIIIIceCreaaaaaaaaaam"

ROFL :thumb: I was just thinking of that movie yesterday. Classic.

A few from 'Better off Dead"

I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

Son, you've got a panty on your head.

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

Tonight, we dine in hell!!!

FAX

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.

FAX

All Abscesses should be drained.

Which Vietnam movie is this from, I recognize the line but cannot place it?

Apocalypse Now!

This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.

Robert Duvall's character in Apocalypse Now, Mr. Logical.

Absolutely stunning quote as he's organizing a surfing competition.

FAX

ROFL

FAX

You can't place that quote? :eek:

The horror....the horror. ;)

Crocodile Dundee

Heart of Darkness rules, so does Apocalypse Now!

Somebody gets it... :thumb:

The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

If you truly feel that way you should read the posts, only 1 political post so far.

That's because most people decided to give you a chance instead of looking at it for what it is.

If you were REALLY interested in discussing great movie quotes, why pick THAT quote? It's not remarkable or inspiring. And it was pulled from one of the worst movies ever made...

Here's a picture of my sister. If you let us go you can have her. I hear she's quite good.

misquote

Then, my personal favorite line

The wistful look that Duvall gets on his face.

In keeping with the political theme of the thread-starter...

:D

You're right, Mr. Baby Lee ... my bad. Here's the entire quote from IMDB.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory."

FAX

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I'll second that.

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the ****ing Peace Corps.

Did you guys see the size of that chicken?

"Like House of Pain was going to do something"
- Vince Vaughn Swingers

Thank you, boys. Thank you.

'O me! O life!... of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless... of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?' Answer: That you are here - that life exists; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?


Goodnight, you princes of Maine. You kings of New England.

Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.

You gentlemen seen your midterm grades yet?

They're not posted yet, sir.

I've seen them. Mr. Kroger.... Two C's, two D's, a.nd a.n F. That's a 0.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger, you're at the top of the Delta pledge class.
Mr. Dorfman.

Hello.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
Mr. Hoover. President of Delta house, . ... four C's and an F. A fine example you set.
Daniel Simpson Day... has no grade point average. . . . All courses incomplete.
Mr. Blutarsky. . . .
Tell Mr. Stratton and Mr. Schoenstein exactly what l'm about to tell you.

-What, sir?

-You're out! Finished at Faber! Expelled! l want you off this campus Monday morning! . . And l'm sure you'll be happy to know... that l have notified your local draft boards...and told them that you are now all... eligible for military service.

"Squawk, squawk, squawk!!!"

-March Of The Penguins

FAX

"what if this is good as it gets?"

"Damn. It's freezing in here."

-An Inconvenient Truth

FAX

This car is 100% Death Proof....only, to get the full benefit of it honey, you really need to be sittin in my seat!

" .... "

-Edward Scissorhands

FAX

"Goodbye, arms."

-A Farewell to Arms

FAX

NNNNNNNNGGGHH! NGGGH! NGGGGGGGHHHH!


-The Miracle Worker

"What the hell is that thing?"

- The Thing

FAX

Merlin Olson has a testy disposition . . . in Florist Grump.

Look at the eyes on those hills

- the hills have eyes.

It's like you see something only you did so in the past . . .

- Saw

Not to steal Mr. Baby Lee's thunder, but actually, I think that was from Bride of Frankenstein, Mr. Adept Havelock.

FAX

Boy is this an angry world . . .

- It's a mad mad mad mad world.

No, that was, young frankenstein, and it's;

Puunnnnn onnnnaaa rizzzzzz!!!

"Goodbye, arms."

-Cannibal Holocaust

FAX

Ahh...Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there you're wondering "Do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested, I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested, but I'm not that interested, but I think she might be interested, but do I want to be interested, but now she's not interested, so now all of a sudden I'm getting...I'm started to get interested." And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door 'cause then it's awkward? It's like, well, goodnight. Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug eachother like this and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close or just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while your just really want to know are we going to get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions. And perhaps play a little game called just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels or ouch ouch you're on my hair.

Richard, how could you be working if you're over there... but your briefcase is over here?

Richard, have you been watching spanktravision again?

Hey... that's a pretty girl down there... I wonder if she goes out with one of the YANKees?

Richard... who's your favorite little rascal? Is it alfalfa.... or spanky?.... sinner...

The big sleazy, Tommy Gufano. He's a wop genius.