I have returned ... [sweeping arm gesture] ... from the sea.
 

I got fed up with stuff a couple of weeks ago and decided to run off to sea. So I hopped a ship and headed off to South America.

I got down to the Netherlands Antilles before I remembered that I don't speak Spanish, so I decided to stay there and be a beach bum. However, I sunburn too easily, so I had to leave. I went east, thinking that perhaps that I could install a communist government in Grenada, but they weren't having any of that, so I went back to St. Kitts to discover a hidden civilization in the rain forest and get rich off of the resulting fame. Alas, St. Kitts is pretty much explored out, so I went to New York for a while so I could have a nice, quiet place to think. I decided there to come back to Denver and run a market research company.

Pictures to follow. And by the way, it was great that you guys missed me. Did anyone even notice that I had completely left the continent?

Did you hear what DaFace did to your company while you were gone? It's good for a chuckle.

Welcome home. I hear it is where the heart is. But that doesn't sound sanitary.

Rainman... sounds like a relaxing nice vacation.

No I hadn't noticed, an DaFace kept a straight face....

Welcome back.


Uh.....by the way, who are you ?

Well it's about damned time. Are we gonna finish that bomber thing now?

My boat was pretty big. It's the one in back.

Did you marry an Aztec princess as a second wife?

I see a little boat, and a wall.

I gave him specific instructions to capture at least two new markets and increase profitability by 40%. Did he do something different?

He captured 40 new markets but only increased profitability by 2%. I think some of the markets were related to rock pets.

Uhhh, the simple answer is yes. BTW have you been by the office yet? If not, I'd wait until monday. Don't want it to ruin your weekend.

I like the little one.

Didn't get sea sick, did you?

At one point, my boat ended up next to a pirate ship disguised as a U.S. Navy destroyer. We fought them off, though.

Did I mention that my boat was big?

Dammit, you guys were supposed to keep that stuff quiet!

My beach bum experiment started out pretty well.

Welcome back Kevin, looks like you had a lot of fun. 2 week cruise? It seems like you have been gone a lot longer than that.

I was apparently born for the sea. That, and my boat was so big that it never really moved.

Orange socks? The Broncos have twisted your mind.

Socks with sandals? The ladies of CP will soon be all over you for that.

1. Why are you wearing socks at the beach?
2. Why are you wearing socks with sandals?

We haven't told him the really bad stuff yet.

They came with the orange BMW. :)

The beach bum experiment ended, though, when my socks slid down below the sunscreen application. At one point, I was begging to die.

See?

That was going to be my third question...

3. Did you realize your socks were orange?

OMG! Are those socks bronco orange ?

That's worse than Phob's fo paw... foe pah... fho pha... screw it.

I'll be back on Monday to find out what the two new markets are.

BTW, I hope you weren't a big Imus fan.......

Damn, you're good. Or I'm just really predictable.

Even a drunken Endelt wouldn't wear those.

No, but Brad would. :D

Uh....you wanted me to GAIN two markets? I...umm...might have mistaken your instructions and gotten rid of a couple of them. I never liked them anyway.

Kevin your feet are so dry.

LMAO

LMAO No doubt.

By the way, Phobia called me a convict tonight. I blame (and blamed) you.

I found a nice restaurant on the beach in the Netherlands Antilles. Health department rules allowed lizards in the seating area as long as they were under 24 inches in length.

Remember that I shaved my head, too. I look even creepier than you now. :evil:

Hey, if you can't be pretty... go for scary. :D

Lord almighty that thing is huge. Hard to quote an attached pic, but still...

My uncle went on that during its maiden voyage. Just how big is that thing?

In Grenada, I commandeered a lifeboat for my takeover attempt.

Amen, brother. :rockon:

Big. Like, ten restaurants, a movie theater, a ballroom, a performing arts theater, several stores, and something like 3,000 people on board (including crew) big.

Must...resist...inappropriate...comments...in...boss's...thread... STFU

Why?

PUSSY

Jesus. It's like a Marine Mall.

All kidding aside... that must have been amazing, Rainman. I'm jealous.

I stormed ashore, but couldn't find any support for my coup, so I left.

Aircraft carrier size then. Good Grief. I wonder what is bigger.




and DaFace LMAO


I thought me asking just how big is that thing comment would have left more openings. I was hesitant to post, but fugg it, its only the intraweb.

So much ghey inuendo in this thread.

You wore a t-shirt at the beach? And in the water?

Hey, if you ever need anyone to take....

:p

Kinda looks like you forgot your manzier in that pic.:p:D

Is that...is that you, Rain Man? If so, I believe we are witnessing an unprecedented Chiefsplanet moment - the first picture of Rain Man in all his full-bodied glory.

Yeah, I have one. Ain't she cute?

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/7990/misc009lv7.jpg

She seems to like your tower.

GoChiefs is starting to get excited. Anybody suprised?

Hell, I'm just hoping to spend a week or two in South Padre at some point.

The motherboard tapestries are a nice touch.

Hey, if you ever need anyone to take....


:p

Damn man. That is scary evil.

Haha...that was back when I was running a computer repair business (the tower isn't mine). Alas, after I moved I decided to trash my defunct mobo collection.

I then wandered around in the jungle for a while.

LMAO Amen... take me if you get there first.

Now that is awesome!

You washed the bowl of soup off? :)

Edit - Dang, you all are quick, that was in response to Rainmans photo

Everyone loves a horny techno devil cat.

See the sunburn photos for reference, and then take note that my back has not seen direct sunlight since 1972.

Did you give blood while on vacation?

I hope you spent a long while there... very cool.

nOOb

Eh. Got any more jungle pics?

Holy shit! Full frontal Rain Man!

Did you meet Chaka Zulu and sacrifice a virgin?

My only discoveries, though, were a new species of jungle cow...

Settle down, big fella.

I'm surprised you made it back today, with the Great Blizzard of April 2007 upon us and all.