Article titles
 

If you saw 3 articles from a publication entitled:

"Taking A Bowe"
"Here Comes The McBride"
"Tank Rolls Into KC"

What would your reaction be?

:rolleyes:

"Boy, I need to sign up for premium!"?

haha!

That must be from Warpaint.

All those were free.

You need to keep "cute" titles few and far in between.

I definitely wouldn't click on the link.

Thanks blogmaster.

The catch phase days are really over.....

Week #2 at Bears has Tank vs. Tank

"Tank Warfare."

At first I didn't understand the first one. I thought it was a negative article because I interpreted the title "Taking A Bowe" as in "taking a shit." Then I got it.

"Here Comes the McBride" was kinda funny.

When he retires or leaves, don't forget "Tanks for the memories". Or even "Tanks for the Manmarries" if he continues to overeat".

Obviously Merril Hoge voted.

Chiefsplanet has warped your mind. LMAO

Also you made me giggle.

Just eclipsed the 1k mark for comments.

Negatory. All GoChiefs dupe accounts were banned.

"Good Lord" with an eye-roll? I don't see that option.

Imagine if he starts using a new pair of shoes that transform him into a Pro Bowl DT.

"Tank gets some new treads"

I think we should officially request that a mod add that option.

Phobia...i hate you.

You just had to get him started.

I like the Tank rolls into town one...

Dave

"Taking A Bowe" is the worst of the lot. It is just a terrible pun. Although the spellings of Bowe and bow are close the pronunciations are very different.

"Here Comes the McBride" is too gay for the title of a football story.

"Tank Rolls into KC" is good.

How about "Chiefs Add Bowe Knife To Weapons"

How about "McBride - I'm Lovin' It."

If he'd been drafted by the Bucs you could have had fun with "McBride of Chuckie"

In the future, I should be consulted on all article titles. I'll do it for a paltry $500.

No.


Much improved!

Turk and Tank

Turk 'n Tank

TNT

No?

Perfect. GoChiefs will send Nick Athan an e-mail tomorrow to tell him to send the check promptly. Shouldn't be a problem.

Outstanding.

TNT.

AWESOME.

No problem. I've been promised a check by April 30th, so I'm camping out by the mailbox all day.

Finally got a "Wow, just wow" vote. Thank you for your vote, sir.

Feel free to use it in your next article. I'm not a stingy asshole like Phobia. It's on the house.

I'll never forgive you for narcing that Indian.

FWIW, I give Whitlock most of his quality material.

These people get paid how much?

Okay, Martin Luther King Jr.

The next time I see an article or headline about KC that contains the phrase "Chief concern," I might just snap.

I've made a personal vow to never use it again.

Heh. No doubt about it. The Star does it at least once a year. I don't know how many times I've seen it elsewhere.

At least we're not in miami, waiting for "Trent Green Squeezes Cleo Lemon out of a Job".

When I read these 3 titles, I thought that my ex-wife was getting remarried.

Man Phobia...

Give it up, dude.

Trent Green becomes a Cleo Lemon aid.

You're on a roll tonight

Give what up?

Do you really want to know?





Invest in vasoline

This doesn't have anything to do with any grudges, perceived or otherwise.

Gochiefs told me I was the only one who thought his article title was reeruned. Rather than argue, I put up a poll.

I really don't get the "Taking A Bowe" one. I say taking a bow (rhyming with ow, not oh).

Incorrect. I said you were the only one that cared. No one else was burning up the cyber wires trying to inform me.

What's the difference?

I laughed hard.

You started this thread.

Clearly. That's an astute observation, Mr. Madden.

Boom!

Those titles are somewhat 7th Graderish... now that you mention it.

"Stick a fork in Tynes, Medlock lock to win K duties."

This looks like a good place to add my chunk of sharp cheddar...

...Hustle & Bowe.

Speaking of cheese, Kolby has some potential to be sharp.

Heh, indeed.

In all fairness, it's not like WPI had time to think up clever titles for their articles while Nick was busy making things up about the Trent Green trade. One thing at a time.

Tomorrow:
"Kolby-Jacked!"
"Chiefs Caught in Crosby Fire"
"Herb-and-Legend!"

How About:

High Karamba It'll be Tank, Turk and Tamba!

I suppose some sort of "Out of Medlock" title is next.

"KC's Lucky Medlock."

I don't get it.

I think I found a photo of our new kicker:

http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/joel/matlock/matlock.jpg

I still don't understand the connection. Is medlock another name for clover or charm?

Medlock, Shamrock.....I got nothin.'