2375 Miles South of Dutch Harbor
 

A Chiefs fan is board.

http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/de...game/game.html

Lets make this an on board contest....

The Iowanian leaves Dutch Harbor in 5 minutes.

I'm in.

you have to tell

Holy shit this reminds me of legendary Oregon Trail game for the old apple computers. lol

The Iowanian's first trip out
+$837,569.06

Typical....on the second voyage, the Iowanian Hires a woman as a Sr Deck hand.....and before we leave the harbor, she refuses to fill the bait bags.

Just for that....her happy ass is about to clean out the stinky refrigerator!

I did 91,000 my first trip...lol

My entire crew just died of dysentery.....

I knew that I should have been wary of a first mate named Fletcher Christian.

Dan is a worthless pos.

wow, I almost made 100K and I was happy...did I read the leaderboard right? 18M for 1st place...

ROFL

Damn lazy deckhands. All they want to do is sleep. Sig doesn't have these problems. Oh well, made a $154,000 profit on first voyage. But I will be getting a new crew.

I'll never take a boat out with a female deck boss....unless I name it the Edmond Fitzgerald, the Seas are stormy and the cargo is Raider and Bronco talent.

A rogue boss-walking-in wave capsized the ladies maiden voyage, sending the worthless crew and half tank of crab to the sea floor.

I just caught 53,000 crabs for a wholesale value of just over $200,000 and made a profit of $146,000.
It took me one round to figure the game out, but now I think I have the hang of it.

It's stunning the amount of makeup Val is wearing in that scene. I know it was The Eighties and everything, but come on...

took one time through to figure out the game, no crabs the first time. Second Time profit $375,921.

$163,098.00 on my first trip

$738,640 on the 2nd completed venture.

Smaller, faster boat, better crew.


3rd
$624,120
Shayne and Rick don't get along...had a fist fight on deck.
Rick is obviously a bronco fan...whadda douche..sleepin on the job and all, pissing everyone off...smoke breaks

that is perhaps one of the lamest flash games I've ever played.

Nice game I love the show...

Dave

Dense's Cooter Tooth might not be the swiftest boat in the fleet - she's old, she's big, she's broken down and just about used up - but you can be damn sure about one thing. She's got a lot of crabs potted up down there.

When this prick falls overboard....I'll be taking a dump and getting a cup of coffee.

the Oregon Trail of 2007....

That DID NOT work out well. Something about an engine fire and having to hop off the ship from hell into the sea. You may want to think twice if you ever board a ship with Captain Bwana on it. :shake: I could without a doubt keep you alive in the mountains for a coupe of weeks, but this may have been a warning to stay out of the water. :banghead:

This is like that Rainman bomber game, except it doesn't quit in the middle.

:p

The Wombwrecker, a new high end scallion, pulls out of Dutch Harbor with a crew of James, Rob, Dan and Jenna. Before leaving port, Dan complains that Jenna needs a bath. Jenna can bathe alone in 1hr....and 1hr 8 minutes with Dan's assistance. When the Greenhorn Rob joins....it goes to 23 minutes.

Hillarity.

James loses his effing rainsuit alot at his old age...

Rob must have given Jenna a dirty sanchez in the shower, as they are immediately embroiled in a fistfight.

abandon ship.....the wombwrecker hit a wifeburg in the middle of the game

Swim over to my ship! There seems to be no lack of heat over there. :banghead:

Not a bad game. How's this for the second go-around?

Crew: Shayne, Jenna, Dan, & James

Boat #5 with B class accomodations/supplies

One mistake is I only had 1 person with medical skills and she got hurt.