No Kentucky Derby thread?
 

Do you guys hate America or what?

Street Sense won with 4-1 odds.

TRIPLE CROWN???????????????????????????????RLY?

No Stud or Glue factory....

WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?

horses are only good for 2 things: eating and fucking

the FIL used the tickets today, so we didn't get the Box. :(


We should be going next year though...

To each their own, but i just cant understand this deal...all of the pomp & circumstance & ridiculous hats & mint julips for what???...a minute or so of action.

:ZZZ:

GTFO!!!

There are only two things that make a man gay. First is fucking another man, the other is watching the Kentucky Derby!

You seem to know a lot about gay. Why is that?

****ing another man
makes you gay

I don't hate America.I just hate mint juleps...and Kentucky.
:p

Been racing horses here where I live for 135 years 2 years longer than The Derby..most of these ole horse men around here would cut your throat if you had enough balls to call them gay to their face ....

Wut?

Who ya got today?

You tell em boog

$10 exacta box on 2-4-7-10.

$120 bet

Lulz

Maximum Security takes it!

Great job Jockey!

Horse ran fast

I'll never understand why people care about this.

Crazy drama right now

Who cares?

I don’t like horses.
Horses don’t like me
Sec

Maximum Security robbed!!

**** this

Different strokes for different folks. Talk about athletes ,them pony’s are pure athletes

Test em
Sec

Never seen that before.

Horse tracks look like 3am at Harrahs all the time. Loserville.

You don't have to worry about a star horse beating children or girlfriends.

A lot of hate for the sport of kings. Kentucky horse racing culture is fascinating and fun.

You aren’t going to the right tracks.

I can’t belive all the hate, I don’t think most have been to the track

And if one gets hurt, just shoot it in the head.

terrible call

I feel bad for the wives of you guys who think, "You know, 2 minutes of excitement is plenty for the day, thanks."

Funny. The wife and I each picked our winners before the race, I took Country House only because I like long-shots to win.

Bad take.

Lol at my age she better appreciate 2 minutes

Yeah, I'm not a fan, either. A horse bit me in the face when I was a little kid. All I was doing to trying to feed it an apple. ****er. Hope it ended up in a glue factory/Taco Bell somewhere.

Corned beef

Seemed that way to me, but not according to the rules apparently.

To be fair there is 5 or 6 hours of build up and foreplay before a 2 minute sprint.

Great bump, even got a Skip Towne appearance

Bourbon
Hot chicks
Gambling
Sports
Hot chicks

No hitch in this giddy up.

:rockon:

Agreed. There is no way you can predict that Country House would have won with any sort of definitive judgement

Country House won because he was second. The first place horse (max. security) clearly contacted another horse and caused several to get jumbled and lose momentum. Knocking Country House even further outside. He finished second on his own, but since Maximum Security was DQ'd - the second place horse won. Any other horse could have finished second and second would have been declared the winner.

Source: Family races horses.

Some crazy shit went down today.

Me either. So much hype for a 2 minute event. Only my Kentucky friends get excited.

...you never raced other kids growing up?

So, we should all have the same passions and interests?

Perhaps his was a cross country type of neighborhood.

The Kentucky Derby is just a more posh version of a game at Wrigley Field. The fans aren't there because they care about the event; they just want to get ****ed up.

I hope the horses I bet on all are at the glue factory today! BUMS!

:spock:

Country Wind was on the outside and was never effected by the movement of Max Security. If you want to make a correction, they should of gave the race to the horse Max Security cut off, and that War of Will. So if they would of made War of Will the winner and Country Wind second, I could live with that, but not giving the win to the second place finisher who was never effected. I'll never watch that race again, I almost didn't watch it yesterday. I think it's one step up from dog racing, it should be outlawed. In fact in Florida we voted to ban dog racing and 70% voted to outlaw it and within two years dog racing will be history here.