Wow,what a way to go
 

So there you are teeing off with a few friends,looking forward to a nice game of golf and the next thing you know....

Golfer Killed After Cart Plunges 75 Feet Off Cliff

Poor bastard.

FALLBROOK, Calif. (AP) - A 65-year-old golfer died Tuesday after his golf cart plunged 75 feet off a cliff and crashed into a road below, authorities said.

The man teed off with three friends on the second hole of the Pala Mesa Resort Golf Course in northern San Diego County at around 10 a.m. and then got into his cart.

The vehicle veered off the concrete pathway, traveled down a 25-foot embankment and went over the edge of a cliff, California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Kerns said.

The recently retired real estate agent from Irvine was ejected shortly before the cart hit the road beneath the cliff and died on impact, Kerns said. His name was not immediately released.

No one else was involved in the crash.

Investigators will inspect the golf cart for mechanical failures, Kerns said.

Dude didn't think of bailing out before the cliff? Wow.

I imagine at 65 years old there's not much bailing from anything...


ROFL

Um...let's see...golf carts+75' cliff...how could anything bad happen? Mix in a friggin' guardrail already.

And spill his beer?

and he's riding the fairway to ....heaven

ROFL :clap: ROFL :clap:

Add it to the routine, dude. It's a keeper.

So his final drive on a golf course was only 75 feet. How sad.

Looks like he took a drop.

Maybe he suffered a stroke.

It's definitely one way to try and get a birdie

LMAO rep to all you fools with the pun replies. :clap:

I'll bet his friends had just told him they wouldn't be doing mulligans this round.

Way to avoid the sandtrap!

I think he was depressed about us trading you-know-who.

He had a bad slice in his drive.

:clap:

He was probably outraged because one of his golf partners accused him of living in "Cali".

Speed golfing cover up?

I'm always thrilled when somebody dies at 65. One more chance that Social Security will survive until I retire.

But it was straight.

I'm only 62 but I'm ******ing you up as we speak. Thanks, man, keep paying into it. Pleeeese!!!!!

That's why we need to expand the Free Cigarettes for Seniors program.

Haha, I thought about posting that too.

He had enough of hearing that word and veered his cart right to the edge and off the cliff LMAO


I do feel for the old guy, he must have been having a heat attack. Apparantly he would have needed to pop it over a curb then go through 25 feet of brush before he hit the dropoff.

That's one serious case of the yips, though.

What sucks even more is he lost 50 bucks on the game.

He landed on the road? That's a horrible lie.

This thread is Taylor Made for golf puns.

It's a good thing his wife has a shoulder to cry on -- the guy she was sleeping with.

One of these things is not like the others.

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor...

Oh, and to add to the golf puns:

He should've got a ruiling before he drove off.

Too bad he didn't fall into a manhole. That would have been the ultimate irony.

I've heard of taking a drop, but that's ridiculous....

that's why old people shouldn't drive

Great. In a couple of years the guberment will be mandating seat belt usage in golf carts.

Casey Martin is having second thoughts

What is your round score if you die in the middle?

I'm just guessing here, but I doubt it was being ejected from the cart that killed him.

"Bad news. Your little car's gonna drown. And you're gonna die, wearing that stupid hat. How does it feel?"

ROFL

He drove that one way to the right...........He has a killer lie.

Wow, I am sure his family would find all of these lame jokes funny. :rolleyes:

See what happens when you blindly chase after the hot Beer Cart chick?

If they post on ChiefsPlanet I'll be the first one to edit my comments. Unless they actually post here, then there's really no reason to worry about it.

I wonder if he replaced his divot.

Talk about adding insult to injury... I understand the rule about keeping your cart on the cart path... but to ask him to leave the course over it is a bit much.






Ok,, that one was stretch

The hip CP quote of 2007. :clap:

This gives a whole other meaning to the term "handicap"

Don't you get a "mullegan" in Golf??

They all met up with him at the 19th hole.

http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics...open-grave.jpg

:LOL:

fightclub1983:

Have you ever posted anything that wasn't kvetching about someone elses posts? ROFL