Young Girl has Intestines Forcibly Removed in Pool Accident
 

Uhh, #1 Ouch. #2, how the **** is this physically possible?

I'll bet she doesn't have the guts to try that again.

Yet another horrible example of this. I understand that this girl, while alive, basically had to have all of her intestines removed. She will have to be fed via IV the rest of her life and have a colostomy bag.

Don't.

It's taking me a while to digest this story.

Yeah, you're right. In all seriousness, this is actually way more severe than the Six Flags story and really shouldn't be made fun of.

Besides, there are way less intestine-related puns.

I've heard of that happening before, but I always thought it was like an urban legend. Good God.

She was sitting on the drain. If it's similar to the other cases I've heard of, the suction pulled her intestines out from her... you know where.

Really crappy story.

Yeah, that's all I got for an intestines joke.

I knew a girl who shit out her intestines one time or partially came out I guess I should say. She said it happened when she was like 5 yrs old.

So, is there something defective with children's digestional tracts? I mean I had a hole in my stomach as a kid and I had a steady diet of karo syrup too loosen things up, but I never had any problem to that severity..

Pool drains can exert ~300 PSI. If you happen to sit on one, this will happen.

How the hell are you such a wealth of knowledge about everything?

It's simple. If the drain cover is removed, that's it.

But it was not here fault IMO.

My parents done worse but I am tuff..............

Guts and all.

Like no one else was going to say it.

if you stretch out your intestines and line it up. It can reach the moon

This is sad but who plans for it?

This will prepare her well for her future career in porno.

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Ok, so I'm kidding. Just figured I'd pile on with everyone else.

Soon as I read the thread title I knew it was drain related. Pools are supposed to have protective device on the drains so this doesn't happen. WTF?

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The girl was six you sick bastards.

At least we are getting their true colors now.

I thought she was three, pile on then......

Welcome to the Planet........

No kidding, if it's that dangerous there should be some way to cage off the area around the drain so no one gets close to it.

it takes a lot of intestinal fortitude for you people to come in here and poke fun at this young girl's loss.

Isn't this the same type of case Edwards sued over?
And people still don't know about these things? Or there are still no security procedures made known?
This is such a tragedy...my heart goes out to the parents and girl.

... You know, I usually am one to revel in dark humor in these situations, usually when the hapless victim places himself in such a position, but knocking puns at the expense of a ****ing six year old girl is beyond tactless. It's pure, unadulterated, white trash.

it was a private club pool...


and for those of you who made fun....karma's a bitch, hope you don't have children....

Are you really any better by thinking that?

I wasn't talking to you..so.......:harumph:

All the more reason this shouldn't have happened.

That's right. I see a lawsuit coming and deservedly so. Definitely negligent.

So, there's an age limit now? You can't make a joke about anyone under the age of 7? 16? 21? 47?

I mean, yeah, sucks for her, but come on.

Okay....one question. Wouldn't you realize that something was wrong?

I mean, one would have to think it would hurt pretty bad if your intestines were sucked outta your Ahnoose.

thats just horrible. I've never heard of that happening before. Just awful

Here's the same principal at work only at a much higher level of intensity
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butt-sex

Chuck Palahniuk wrote a really gruemsome short story about something similar called "Guts". Very disturbing.

Guts back in my day was pretty cool.


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Sucks for her. ROFL

My rule is by height, kind of like getting to ride that tall tower thing at amusement parks.


Actually, these types of accidents happen on a regular but infrequent basis. I've actually read a nearly identical story several years ago, and then the same thing happened to an elderly lady in an airline bathroom once. These are not pleasant situations for anyone involved.

Bunch of assholes.
You guys suck.
You really should bag the shitty jokes.

Not cool at all fools.

There are also supposed to a MINIMUM of two drains so that if one becomes plugged this won't happen.

Just As I explained it too my wife once we got serious.
When one holes plugged theres another ready in case of emergency! :)


As far as the girl.. shes in high spirits from the interview I saw..shes strong..sad story though to be sure.

Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!

It took you five years to come up with that line?

That sucks ass

Sandusky's Intestinal Removal Service.

I thought John Edwards had gotten her paid, banged another videographer, and covered it up.

So disappointing.

Horrible news stories with 6 year olds is the new "watch this person die thread".

And let the bad puns begin on this story.

**** you for these thread titles. Seriously.

PERFECTION TAKES TIME

What's with CP's fetish for eviscerated children?

:harumph:

6-yr old boy + woodchipper = 200 posts of puns.

6-yr old girl + pool drain = righteous hate and indignation.

Ummm...okay.

Well its good to know that our moral compass around CP hasn't gone completely down the drain...

I like the shift Donger has made from 2007 to now.

well, not in this case. it was clogged.

Know whats better roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ.


GET IT???!!!ONE?!

Huh. I guess I've become a little darker since this happened. Although, for some stupid double standard, I think the fact that this was a little girl does make a difference for me (and that she lived).

I think I might actually be a repressed serial killer.

If you call that living.

She'll never drop a deuce again. Why even wake up in the morning?

so you can laugh at whoever has to change your shitbag?
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Seems like Phobia's come around, too.

I must be a fuddy duddy, but as the parent of little kids, I can find no humor in terrible shit like this.

She actually died 9 months later due to complications (some sort of cancer) attributed to her organ transplants.

Her parents won an $8M settlement from the golf club where the pool was.

Minnesota passed swimming pool safety legislation in her name in 2008.

LOL.... Epic Debbie Downer.....

I for one have now seen enough 'terible shit happening to little kids' stories to last me the rest of the year.

This.


With the wood chipper story and this, I instantly put myself in that situation and it would be horrific.

Just hope all that settlement cash doesn't go down the drain...

Me niether. I don't find this funny at all.

This is not funny at all.

Thank god it wasn't a wood chipper! Was her name Adraina?

worthless without pics...

I bet she's into anal.

I'm emotionally damaged. I've lost a kid. My ex wife did some pretty despicable crap to me. Her husband to whom she is still married did some pretty awful stuff to my oldest daughter. All I got is left is humor. So, that's why I make stupid jokes.

That's terrible. How did you lose a child? (if you don't mind me asking)

Colostomy bags aren't exactly a great way to live, but they get the job done. My uncle has lived with one for 20 years.

Yall bastards can't pick and choose which stories to crap on sorry. It's either all or none. Yall were chopping away at that kid dying in a wood chipper and no mod nor anyone said shit. So don't say shit now. I'm so tired of wishy washy people. ****!