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Direckshun 07-08-2007 09:24 PM

Official Stereotyping Teams' Fans Threads
 
Any sports team's fans. No rules. Just go.

Raiders -- Prison-dwelling ogres who believe in the forces of evil but don't believe in showering.

Broncos -- Cutler-worshiping morons high on their own lack of oxygen.

Chargers -- Preteen girls who religiously watch VH1's "Best Week Ever!" so they don't miss out on a fad.

Demonpenz 07-08-2007 09:33 PM

Kansas City mullet wearing rednecks who piss on the national anthiem

ClevelandBronco 07-08-2007 09:34 PM

Damn. Can't match that kind of wit.

Bugeater 07-08-2007 09:35 PM

49ers-Wine & cheese eating snobs

Direckshun 07-08-2007 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco
Damn. Can't match that kind of wit.

Based on the material you were littering the board with today, this damn near qualifies as football conversation by your standards.

luv 07-08-2007 09:36 PM

I thought Chargers fans were bandwagoners.

Bugeater 07-08-2007 09:37 PM

Jets-Mac lovin' AOL hatin' a-holes

Demonpenz 07-08-2007 09:37 PM

green bay farve suckin fat ugly deer urine smellin fat guys in hunting outfits

Direckshun 07-08-2007 09:39 PM

Royals fans -- Nonexistant.

Hammock Parties 07-08-2007 09:40 PM

Cowboy fans - big-titted airhead blondes and asshole business men.

ClevelandBronco 07-08-2007 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun
Based on the material you were littering the board with today, this damn near qualifies as football conversation by your standards.

Have you seen anything resembling football recently?

Buck 07-08-2007 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
I thought Chargers fans were bandwagoners.

How did you know?

Direckshun 07-08-2007 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco
Have you seen anything resembling football recently?

Yes, dumbass. Your team has had one of the busiest offseasons in recent memory.

luv 07-08-2007 09:47 PM

Seems like someone's picking a fight. Where's my popcorn (no butter)?

Al Bundy 07-08-2007 09:50 PM

Falcon Fans- Inbred chicken shit morons

Brock 07-08-2007 09:55 PM

Raiders - Latinos
Broncos - Latinos
Chargers - Latinos

ChiefFripp 07-08-2007 09:58 PM

I just know that DonkeyAss fans seem to think they are Pats fans with their arrogance, oblivious to the fact they follow a second tier team(kind of like most of us I guess).

Direckshun 07-08-2007 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock
Raiders - Latinos
Broncos - Latinos
Chargers - Latinos

Winner mods close thread etc.

ClevelandBronco 07-08-2007 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun
Yes, dumbass. Your team has had one of the busiest offseasons in recent memory.

That may be your idea of football, but it ain't mine. When the pads start popping, I promise I'll be a pain in your ass in the football threads, okay? Until then, there's nothing happening.

Direckshun 07-08-2007 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco
C'mon, man! The offseason doesn't matter!

kk

Buck 07-08-2007 10:04 PM

Broncos Fans - Assholes

Raiders Fans - Inbreds

Chiefs Fans - (having a tough time on this one) Midwesterners?

Chargers Fans - A few of us are cool, but the rest are idiots.

luv 07-08-2007 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
Broncos Fans - Assholes

Raiders Fans - Inbreds

Chiefs Fans - (having a tough time on this one) Midwesterners?

Chargers Fans - A few of us are cool, but the rest are idiots.

I swear to god, you're a closet Chiefs fan.

Buck 07-08-2007 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
I swear to god, you're a closet Chiefs fan.

Not really. I sort of wanted to say Hicks/Hillbillies for the Chiefs, but I decided against it.

ChiefFripp 07-09-2007 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
Not really. I sort of wanted to say Hicks/Hillbillies for the Chiefs, but I decided against it.

Don't pull your punches former 49er and or Raider fan.

Drunk 07-09-2007 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock
Raiders - Latinos
Broncos - Latinos
Chargers - Latinos


Chefs-Hwhite?

Drunk 07-09-2007 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
Broncos Fans - Assholes

Raiders Fans - Inbreds

Chiefs Fans - (having a tough time on this one) Midwesterners?

Chargers Fans - A few of us are cool, but the rest are idiots.


Ithink he may be a chiefs fan afterall...

gblowfish 07-09-2007 11:40 AM

Seattle Fan: latte sippin, salmon eating, rain gear wearin tree huggers.

Oakland Fan: Tattooed, pierced ex-cons and gang bangers.

Denver Fan: Barrel-wearin buck toothed horse faced light headed gomers.

St. Louis Fan: Secretly wants to be Bears fan.

Chicago Fan: DA BEARS......

Minnesota Fan: Gave up Bloomington chill for indoor football. Puzzies.

Green Bay Fan: Beer swillin, camo wearin, cheezeheads. I like em.

Arizona Fan: None ever found in captivity.

San Diego Fan: Marty will take us to the promised land!....Oh, wait...

San Fran Fan: wine-sippin, izod wearin, livin' in the 90's yuppies.

Philly Fan: BOO'in Santa and chuckin' batteries.

NY Giant Fan: Football snobs, all look like Phil Simms.

Dallas Fan: Rich guy in cowboy boots with blonde wife with 40 DDD's.

Tennessee Fan: Just happy to have a football team.

Colts Fan: Stole their team from Baltimore in the middle of the night.

Saints Fan: Having too much fun in French Qtr to really care about football.

Ravens Fan: Miss the Colts.

Browns Fan: Hates the Ravens.

Pittsburgh Fan: Hard hat wearin, towel wavin Iron City Beer Guzzlers. I like em.

NY Jets Fan: Actually they should be called New Jersey Jets fans.

NE Pats Fans: Bunch of Matt Daimen clones whacked on Sammy Adams.

Buffalo Fans: Brains have been frozen multiple times...incoherent.

Atlanta Fans: Like to watch pit bull fights more than NFL football.

Tampa Bay Fans: Think Ryan Sims can play. Nuff said.

Miami Fans: Can't speak english, can't understand a word...

Carolina Fans: Think the Panthers are in the SEC.

Detroit Fans: Put up with wretched football for many years. Kind of the NFC version of the Chiefs fan.

Houston Fan: Want to waive blue pom poms again.

Jax Fans: Derron Cherry is a part owner...won't diss them.

Cincy Fan: Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do?

Kansas City Chiefs Fans: The Cubs of the NFL.

plbrdude 07-09-2007 11:46 AM

bengals fans---prison guards

BigMeatballDave 07-09-2007 12:15 PM

Denver fans - Think they just won the SB last season, and are a lock to win again.

alanm 07-09-2007 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater
49ers-Wine & cheese eating snobs

I submit that that is 3/4 of the Invesco crowd now days. That stadium has no soul. :shake:

Skip Towne 07-09-2007 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
Seems like someone's picking a fight. Where's my popcorn (no butter)?

We don't fight on here anymore. Bob Dole found the ban button and is now trigger happy.

CoMoChief 07-09-2007 01:10 PM

Rams fans - uninformed, cellphone talking, bandwagon, complaining whiners when opposing fans come in and cheer.

big nasty kcnut 07-09-2007 01:18 PM

Texas longhorns fans bmw driving no fun and hate cold weather fans.

StcChief 07-09-2007 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief
Rams fans - uninformed, cellphone talking, bandwagon, complaining whiners when opposing fans come in and cheer.

No sh1t. and whine and cheesers. Won't standup or cheer.
and bitch If you do.

noa 07-09-2007 01:34 PM

Lions fans love having all the attention that comes with a top 5 draft spot. Its the only reason they keep Matt Millen around. At least once a year, people actually have to talk about the Lions as if they're significant.

DJay23 07-09-2007 01:54 PM

Steelers fans: Wallow in their blue collar attitude. Really aren't much different than Chiefs fans except they have rings.

Eagles (Philadelphia in general) fans: The most perpetually malcontented group of people on earth.

Spott 07-09-2007 02:51 PM

Cowboy fans---1% arrogant Texas pricks 99% loudmouth obnoxious asshole bandwagon fans that are from another state besides Texas.

Jacksonville fans--white trash rednecks


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