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Official Stereotyping Teams' Fans Threads
Any sports team's fans. No rules. Just go.
Raiders -- Prison-dwelling ogres who believe in the forces of evil but don't believe in showering. Broncos -- Cutler-worshiping morons high on their own lack of oxygen. Chargers -- Preteen girls who religiously watch VH1's "Best Week Ever!" so they don't miss out on a fad. |
Kansas City mullet wearing rednecks who piss on the national anthiem
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Damn. Can't match that kind of wit.
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49ers-Wine & cheese eating snobs
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I thought Chargers fans were bandwagoners.
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Jets-Mac lovin' AOL hatin' a-holes
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green bay farve suckin fat ugly deer urine smellin fat guys in hunting outfits
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Royals fans -- Nonexistant.
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Cowboy fans - big-titted airhead blondes and asshole business men.
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Seems like someone's picking a fight. Where's my popcorn (no butter)?
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Falcon Fans- Inbred chicken shit morons
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Raiders - Latinos
Broncos - Latinos Chargers - Latinos |
I just know that DonkeyAss fans seem to think they are Pats fans with their arrogance, oblivious to the fact they follow a second tier team(kind of like most of us I guess).
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Broncos Fans - Assholes
Raiders Fans - Inbreds Chiefs Fans - (having a tough time on this one) Midwesterners? Chargers Fans - A few of us are cool, but the rest are idiots. |
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Ithink he may be a chiefs fan afterall... |
Seattle Fan: latte sippin, salmon eating, rain gear wearin tree huggers.
Oakland Fan: Tattooed, pierced ex-cons and gang bangers. Denver Fan: Barrel-wearin buck toothed horse faced light headed gomers. St. Louis Fan: Secretly wants to be Bears fan. Chicago Fan: DA BEARS...... Minnesota Fan: Gave up Bloomington chill for indoor football. Puzzies. Green Bay Fan: Beer swillin, camo wearin, cheezeheads. I like em. Arizona Fan: None ever found in captivity. San Diego Fan: Marty will take us to the promised land!....Oh, wait... San Fran Fan: wine-sippin, izod wearin, livin' in the 90's yuppies. Philly Fan: BOO'in Santa and chuckin' batteries. NY Giant Fan: Football snobs, all look like Phil Simms. Dallas Fan: Rich guy in cowboy boots with blonde wife with 40 DDD's. Tennessee Fan: Just happy to have a football team. Colts Fan: Stole their team from Baltimore in the middle of the night. Saints Fan: Having too much fun in French Qtr to really care about football. Ravens Fan: Miss the Colts. Browns Fan: Hates the Ravens. Pittsburgh Fan: Hard hat wearin, towel wavin Iron City Beer Guzzlers. I like em. NY Jets Fan: Actually they should be called New Jersey Jets fans. NE Pats Fans: Bunch of Matt Daimen clones whacked on Sammy Adams. Buffalo Fans: Brains have been frozen multiple times...incoherent. Atlanta Fans: Like to watch pit bull fights more than NFL football. Tampa Bay Fans: Think Ryan Sims can play. Nuff said. Miami Fans: Can't speak english, can't understand a word... Carolina Fans: Think the Panthers are in the SEC. Detroit Fans: Put up with wretched football for many years. Kind of the NFC version of the Chiefs fan. Houston Fan: Want to waive blue pom poms again. Jax Fans: Derron Cherry is a part owner...won't diss them. Cincy Fan: Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Kansas City Chiefs Fans: The Cubs of the NFL. |
bengals fans---prison guards
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Denver fans - Think they just won the SB last season, and are a lock to win again.
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Rams fans - uninformed, cellphone talking, bandwagon, complaining whiners when opposing fans come in and cheer.
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Texas longhorns fans bmw driving no fun and hate cold weather fans.
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Lions fans love having all the attention that comes with a top 5 draft spot. Its the only reason they keep Matt Millen around. At least once a year, people actually have to talk about the Lions as if they're significant.
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Steelers fans: Wallow in their blue collar attitude. Really aren't much different than Chiefs fans except they have rings.
Eagles (Philadelphia in general) fans: The most perpetually malcontented group of people on earth. |
Cowboy fans---1% arrogant Texas pricks 99% loudmouth obnoxious asshole bandwagon fans that are from another state besides Texas.
Jacksonville fans--white trash rednecks |
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