I just went out with the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
 

She works for a client of mine and we've been talking on the phone for two weeks. I asked her out about a week ago just from our phone conversations. She met me at a bar tonight and oh.....my...god..... she was so beautiful I could hardly speak at first. Then our conversation went on for 4 hours and she actually says she wants to see me again. She's blonde with a little brown mixed in, amazing body, gorgeous hazel eyes, beautiful smile, just enough freckles... I LOVE freckles... a couple of very sexy tatoos... I LOVE tats...great personality... she seems like the whole package. Our conversation was amazing. We had things in common I never imagined having in common with anyone.

The most amazing thing was she said yes when I asked if I could see her again. I think she may be outta my league but I'm gonna go with it.

I'm not gonna sleep tonight.

And no I'm not drunk.

She's a Raiders fan.

Funny thing... she's a Chiefs fan....and is from here not KC...

Wear a rubber.

mmmkay...

:)

I must say this obligitory line

this thread is useless without pics

Well, at least any flaw she has should be bearable now.

Unless......

http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/n...ng%20Game1.bmp

I have to get up in 3 hours for work... I'm not even tired.

I wish I had one to share.

Beer me. It sounds like the shit that you went through you deserve it. Hopefully you will settle in and be happy and she will let you off once a year to get drunk at our chiefsplanet shit. GO CHIEFS! ;)

Friend Zone.


Print'Em.

Thanks Raphael.... She just called from her driveway to ask me a question about her phone.

ROFL

I told her I was gonna call her tomorrow and she just said cool. I'm in the clouds right now.

I'm going to bed all. Feel free to poke fun at me. I'll read it in the morning.

Hey, no vulgarity.

Sounds just about perfect so far.

Good luck, man.

Sounds too good to be true... hopfully she dosn't have a penis.

To hell with the chiefs, but GO BEER ME!

Yeah there are so many good people on here it sometimes sucks to see what goes on. Exept for Kcmizzou. What a piece of shit

-raphael

Good work my friend, it looks like you fancy the lovely tattoo'd up ones. Myself, I find tattoos disgusting on women, but to each his own. Don't make yourself be too into her, the first time she asks you to do something, say you have other plans with another lady friend, it'll make her want ur bologna more. Good luck

Maybe that's one of the things they have in common.

I think beer me, might be okay if this girl did have a penis.

Only if it's bigger than his

The busy part sounds good but the other female might be..................

Ah f--k it!

if so, you know what she'll say when you ask her if you can put it in her pooper...

Good luck with her amigo. It's a great feeling to meet a girl that blows you away and who likes you too. Hope it continues down a good path.

Sounds perfect. Hope things go well.

(Into phone.)

Really? And all the guys like her, huh? That is, that is, that is great. Uh, you mean “away,” though, right? Because otherwise it sounds a little different, but, uh, that’s, uh, that’s outstanding. You forgot to say “away” again. But listen, let me call you back in a bit, okay? Bye.

(To Lindsay.)

Nellie has blown them all away.

MR. F!!!!

**** that out of your league bullshit! you can fake it enough to get them drawls, but if you really like this broad then she'll have to meet you halfway. don't be intimidated, or think that you're not good enough, because it's one of two things, and both work in your favor.

1.She is kind of slutty and just wants some dick.

2. she really likes you even though the fact that you are hairy and unattractive, you connected on a "personal" level and you guys would have fun just "chillin".

Just don't EVER say that a girl's out of your league, because none are, and the ones that think they are get skeeted in the damn face. Church

Good luck with the women situation dude.

We will be here for a shoulder to cry on if she gives you the big let down.

Keep us posted.

I agree.

Every now and then i see a beautiful chick with an overweight ugly dude. It can happen beerme, it can happen.

Keep the faith. If it can happen for this guy, it can happen for anybody.

http://www.4guysfromviewpoint.com/up...Rich%20Guy.JPG

When did I become an ugly overweight guy...?

:(

Other than that thanks....I think.

heh... she only has a couple of tats... and small ones.

:p

Heyyy... :cuss:



LMAO

So I woke up this morning and thought to myself.... Did I really post this thread? Don't get me wrong, I meant every word..... sometimes I just wonder why I need to share so much.


:hmmm:

:)

Good luck, Brian. There's only a few times in a lifetime that you get struck by lightning. Let us know how the third date goes.

Sounds like it's a good thing you asked her out before you saw her. Had you saw her you might not have had the guts to ask her out.

She has a penis.

Yeah, you're simply setting yourself up for future grief. That's what makes this place so much fun. :p

Good luck man...

Last night we celebrated our 11th anniversary, and I remember coming home to my house mates and saying "I just met the most beautiful woman in the world" about 15 years ago.

Very cool KC.... congratulations.

Exactly 100% correct. If I'd just seen her out I would have said hi and admired her from a distance while thinking about how awesome it would be to be with a girl like that.

Way to go dude. Sounds like she's tired of those guys who are just interested because of her looks. You asked her out site-unseen based on her personality...probably impressed her.

So since I'm pretty much an open book around here anyway... yikes... any advice on how to proceed without coming on too strong? It would be very easy for me to throw myself at her and become her bitch. :p I have a tendancy to be very open about my feelings with women and I know that can work against me. I want her to know I'm interested... which she does... but I don't want to scare her off.

I've haven't done this "dateing" thing in a long time. I don't know if I'm very good at it. I know I need to keep a "safe" distance for now and let things develop. I hope I can. I know I can. I can..... I hope.

JazzzLovr, your going to have your work cut out for you counseling me through this one.


:)

Pics.

Before you get too involved you need to get some info from her to make sure shes the right one for you. Here is a list of questions to help you get started.
1) Ask her if shes a virgin.
2) If shes says no then ask her whats the biggest schlong shes ever had.
3) Next ask her if her breasts are real.
4) Ask her if the poop shoot is off limits
5) Ask her if shes ever had semen get in her eye.

Thats all I can think of for now. Good Luck.

Don't forget

6.Ask if she has a gf who'd be interested in a threesome.

I'll just bookmark this thread now. You know, in case the beer man decides to show her where chiefsplanet is in the intraweb and all.

Just have fun, keep things light, and don't talk about yourself too much. Kind of let her guide the conversation, while you decide where to go and what to do (based on you LISTENING to her interests)

fuck HER!
fuck her now!
Grab those beautiful titties
and fuck her brains out.... [/devil on your left shoulder]


sorry, bad animal house reference, and probably a little off, I don't remember how he said it exactly. Anyway, congrats dude, you DO deserve it, even if "it" is only the feelings you have last night and today.....

One bit of advice from someone who married out of his league, make sure you are not the "nice guy" she's telling her friends she's going to marry, because she's tired of all the A-holes that F her over.... Be a nice guy, don't get me wrong, but don't be a slave either, does that make sense? Be yourself, honest and all, but don't let her good looks cause you to put up with things you wouldn't otherwise put up with. Hopefully she doesn't have much of a "beautiful girl" attitude. (my wife calls it PGD for pretty girl discount because of being treated different all her life)

who are you really? GAZ, and a triumphant return????

Check for an adam's apple before you subject yourself to the long term psychological damage that would expose you to.

Congrats and good luch Beer Me.

Buy her a house and a diamond ring. Then quit your job so you can follow her 24/7.

advice?

Take it easy, don't push too much, be yourself, and most importantly be sure of yourself. Women love men that take charge and have confidence. If you turn into some sort of weak kneed wuss because you're so infatuated with her it will be a turn off.

If all chicks had dicks would you suck them?

This is what my rambling bambling post before was trying to get across, so - I concur with KC Jones.

Have her sign up here. When she sees what great friends you have she'll know what a great guy you are.

That's good stuff. I gotta write this down.

That's fine, but be sure to memorize it. She won't like the uneasy breaks in conversation while you refer to your notes.

Ya gotta get in her pants and when you do, do her good , then ya can treat her like shit.

Like blowing someone in JrROTC?
Congrats :thumb:

right man....

hell... Lumburg f****D her.

After reading this...

Just lay off the compliments and telling her your feelings for a while. If she starts talking flirtatious change the subject to something else.

That lets her know:
1. You don't just wanna bang the chit out of her.
2. Sex isn't the only thing on your mind.
3. You're not that hard up for sex.
4. She can hang out with you without you trying to hump her all the damn time.

Here's the kicker though if she starts giving you too many flirtations then she may just want to :hump: anyway.

It's a fine balance between hard ass & being too pushoffish. Be yourself... change the subject when sex/flirting arises. Hopefully (if that's what you want) We'll be having a "she said yes" thread in a year or so.

congrats on the catch.

Here is one piece of advice that hasn't been mentioned yet. Personally I think it has been the key to my happy 5 year marriage.......
Lick it till the hair falls out,
That is all.

:)

Good Luck Beerme, she must have been pretty impressed with you to call you back about her cell. Your golden.

correct man, essentially the trick.. is to be Charles Bronson....with flowers. and yes... since your Charles Bronson...you ARE allowed to be hiding a huge gun in the flowers. :)

She is a radio DJ groupie. :)

She is your mama.

pics + divx

I think it's great that you can overlook her handicap.

Flowers are good and all, Mr. beer me. But, if you really want to make an impression, cut off an ear and send it to her.

FAX

ROFL You are friggen funny dude.

1. So not send her flowers and do not call her for 2 days Mr. Beer Stalker. That's the best advise I can give you.

You may want to spend a few dollars on a little David De Angelo material. Something tells me you could really use it and yes it works.

Prison tats on women are cool.

I was thinking the same thing...make sure there's nothing taped to her thigh.

exactly