1st Official 2007 Cliff Notes - Chiefs & Browns
 

Highlights for those that missed the LIVE, OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD!!

I just threw up - blueballs
My pee pee tingles! - Hog Rider
I just peed my pants - Tactical Funky
Bit on the bootleg... WE'RE DOOMED! – SportsRacer
That wasn't exactly a pleasant offensive series. – Mecca
Croyle fumbles!!! GOD WE'RE GONNA GO 0-16!!!!! – SportsRacer
Our offense may not be that good this year - Tactical Funky
shit shit shit that looked horrible – Jbucc
WTF was that?? – Bwana
that looks familiar – Cochise
3-0 Cleveland – Coach
I really hope Dwayne Bowe can play – Pierce
Well at least the punt was good... – Bugeater
Oh boy, not this shit again. – Bwana
what a bunch of women – stevieray
We are so doomed. – FAX
TOUCHDOWN, KANSAS CITY! – Coach
LOL....the Chiefs just got a cheap TD. – Mecca
Super Bowl! – ChiefaRoo
If you can't stay sober for your kids, then you're a pussy. – milkman
Defense – 7 Offense – 0 - greg63
Well, that was ugly. – Coach
At least they're running forward - greg63
Don't be dissing 29 net rushing yards. That's pretty good for three quarters. - Rain Man
The Royals will average more points per game than the Chiefs will this season – SNR
SAFETY!!!! SAFETY!!!! – Coach
Tie GAme! – Jbucc
We don't need no stinkin' offense. - FAX
Super Bowl! – ChiefaRoo
Defense – 9 Offense – 0 - greg63
Wrong way! Wrong way! - Rain Man
We lost 19 yards on that drive. Maybe we should be punting on first down. - Rain Man
I think our O is allergic to points – Jbucc
42 yarder, it's up and it's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! – Coach
Defense – 9 Offense – 3 - greg63
Super Bowl! – ChiefaRoo
Well.....poop – Jbucc
Sheesh, the way their luck is going, if they won a pussy in a raffle, it would already have a cock in it! – Coach
Well hell. Doesn't that just make your butthole wanna chew tobacco !! – stumpy
Awww F*uck!!!! – Bwana
Wait a minute. What just happened? - Rain Man
WTF? - Ultra Peanut
FU*K!! – Bwana
It's a simple freakin exchange from center to QB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - greg63
That's it. Choked away another one. I'm no longer a Chiefs fan. - Skip Towne

Man there are some classics on in there...

"Well hell. Doesn't that just make your butthole wanna chew tobacco !! – stumpy" ROFL

"Sheesh, the way their luck is going, if they won a pussy in a raffle, it would already have a cock in it! – Coach" ROFL

hahahahahahhahahahaha

Holy hell that was entertaining.

Classic CP. glad I missed it.

Been a while since some football.

First impressions may never leave but they usually make people look silly.

See 2003.

"Chiefs are going to the SUPERBOWL"

Hey.... Thats ChiefaRoo's line.... get your own material!

The least I expect, the better they do.



:)

Yeah.

ahh...football is back

uh, dude - meth kills, be careful

11 views after 18 hours.. C'mon you guyz... you should learn to laugh at yourselves. I laugh at you all the time & it's really fun!

Something has been screwed up with the # of views for quite a while now. Take another look at the front page, on nearly all the threads the # of views is just one more than the # of replies.

Pretty funny UD, nice wrapup as well.

We like the Raiders fans better get used to it.

Jesus Christ, dude. Does every post you make need some kind of backhanded statement in it? The Chiefs won't be as bad as the Raiders unless half the team gets injured.

You new here?

:)

I'd try to do something similar at a Raider's board, but I can't find a good one.

Apathy sucks.

:p

Brilliant Sports Pundit's AFC Preview:

After two huge seasons, if he returns Johnson will be playing with a 1st year starter at QB and behind a new offensive line. Why risk an off season and take money out of his pocket when he can hold out for a trade and get the money he can now? Even if he sits out the whole year, it might be better than coming in taking the beating he would this year.

Likely starter Brobie Coyle is unproven at QB, there is still no wide receiver worth mentioning and Tony Gonzalez is aging. Without Johnson, they could be the worst offense in the league unless Croyle is way better than advertised.

The defense is middle of the road and, unlike some of the other teams in the AFC, won't be stealing any games this year.

http://www.411mania.com/sports/nfl/57294

Why post an uninformed blurb?

Hey.... I'm not a professional sports expert likes the ones picking the Chiefs as the potential worst in the league. I'm just a guy that can read & link.

Highlights for those that missed the RAIDER GAMETHREAD!!

I jus sh*t my pants maybee - LayingInPuke
any bod got reefer? – Bloody Nuts
me like footbal / footbal gud - DarthsFarts
beer hot. f*k – TatsOnAss
f*k you! – LayingInPuke
f*k yu. wher da reefer? - Scratchy Nuts
dam gards got tv on rong channal – 20toLife
hey bitch! rolol – TatsOnAss
pass da bong – Bloody Nuts
im gon to cut some bitch – 20toLife
me to – TatsOnAss
fire good – Bloody Nuts
i did jus sh*t my pants – LayingInPuke
lets us bump tittyes – 20toLife
eetin glass good – DarthsFarts
wher my skunk? – TatsOnAss
dam chane cot on nuts agin dam – DarthsFarts

FAX

Link?

LMAO

Bravo! :clap:

FAX, This one is worthy of a award.
:thumb:

I would like the Mr. Babe Lee Crown Of Destiny, please.

FAX

Alright I finally got a chance to watch the majority of the Browns game without being interrupted. You've all covered what I noticed for the most part. But I must say Cleveland's "color" guy is horrible. Was Bernie heavily sedated? He trailed off on sentences and sounded like he was slurring things together a bit. At times I was sure that he was just opening his mouth and sending out words randomly in some sick hope that it would form a coherent thought. Here's a gem from the broadcast.

"As equally good as the last throw was that was equally as bad."

Their play by play guy was good though.