Going to my first Chiefs game...
 

This weekend. I've been pestering my wife about this for, oh..a year. Finally came through on my B-day.

So, any "do's" and "don'ts"?

Don't leave the house without 50 bucks if you're planning to eat something at the stadium.

flip off the first viking fan you see

Do you plan on wearing a Vikings or Chiefs jersey??

DON'T wear a Vikings jersey!

Flip off anybody wearing a sims jersey.

During the anthem end it with home of the Chiefs!

Have fun.

It's a great place on Earth.

Don't bring a ****ing sign to the game.

Don't bother leaving your seat to go to the concession stands. Waste of time.

Yell when we are on D.

And if there is any Chiefs fan around you that is not yelling when we are on D, kick their ass and tell them to go be a Rams fan.

do not wear the jersey of any team except the chiefs!
It is a bad scene. I went with my 7 y/o son to the raider game last year and I was wearing my saints jersey, he was wearing his #82. I got so much shit from drunken chiefs fans who actually thought black and gold is silver and black, and the fleur de lis is a skull and bones.

I made that mistake ONCE. Ate at the stadium. Cheeseburger and fries - $12. Beer? Another $7.50. Their fries are awesome though.

Isn't it past your bedtime?

1. Your vocal cords should be shot when the clock hits 0:00

2. Bring some good weed and meet me in the north endzone bathroom stall on the lower level when there's 4:30 remaining in the 2nd quarter.

Stop by the Festivus tailgate and say hay

I have a good game of Madden going on.


:shake: Jeez, I suck.

For Manly love??

His balls itch.

He knows his balls are gonna itch that far in advance? Might as well start scratching them now to get it over with.

Do place your warm used BBQ coals in the proper disposal container provided by the Chiefs.


Don’t slide your still warm Webber under your truck during the game and expect your truck not to be burned up when you get back.







That may just be an urban legand but it's still sound advice. :)

Get some Jack Stack BBQ if you eat there.

Ignore the morons, be nice to people, its a great experience.

Buy the 24oz "man cans" of Bud or Bud Lt. You get more bang for your buck; plus you won't have to wait in the concession line.

You MUST sing "and the home of the CHIIIIIEEEEEFFFFSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:thumb: Have fun and be loud!

Fill up on food and beer in the parking lot. If you must nurse your buzz to keep from getting a headache, spend the 8.00 or so on a beer in the stadium. If you are inclined to bring a hip flask, just be sure it's a cheap one and put it down the front of your pants. They never seem to search down there...

Try no to swear too much especially if there are kids around.

Mostly, just soak up the atmosphere and thank the Lord above for Arrowhead!! It's an awesome experience.

do yell loud when chiefs are on defense
do be polite and not swear around kids (everywhere)
do be at least civil to opposing fans (rep our city well)
do get the majority of your buzz outside
do buy the giant beers
do have fun.
dont leave early

If you are drunk and rude, even a faithfull Chief fan Season Tic Holder will make sure you meet the nice people in green coats.

2 Words: Pants Optional

THIS IS A HUGE TIP
If you get drunk in the parking lot, bring lots of ibprofen into the stadium.

As your buzz wears down, coupled with the constant screaming you are doing, a migraine is not far away. And it is not fun to keep screaming every D down with a migraine.

Good call. Also, you are allowed to bring one sealed 20 oz bottle of water in the stadium with you. If you get hammered in the parking lot (as I fully intend to do) you could use the hydration. It's going to be almost 90 that day from what I hear. Like DMAC says, bring the ibuprophen or aleve or whatever.

1) Don't try to sneak a flask into the stadium.

2) If you do, don't post a thread about it on ChiefsPlanet when you get caught.



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Heh. I haven't snuck one in, although I'm tempted to try it. I just keep getting stuck on the idea that I'll absolutely kill myself if I get kicked out and miss the game just for a little liquor.

Cost of Alka-seltser, PRICELESS.

I spent half the game in the Arrowhead drunk tank about 10 years ago. For bringing in my own beer. I was 18 and stupid.

They wouldn't let me pee.

Solution: Just pound 3-5(depending on your body weight) shots of fine Kentucky bourbon, in the parking lot immediately before going to the gate. YOu shouldn't be drunk and disorderly for at least 15 minutes as it takes a little time for it to absorb into your bloodstream.

Game time = about 3 hours, so you will be buzzin for the whole game and no need to buy 25 dollar beers.

BTW, my first Chiefsgame will be Oct 14th.

YAY! Just found out for sure that I'm going to the game Sunday! Not my first one, but I'm still excited.

I'll be there. I got the Chronic. Need a bowl ? a grape flavored shell?

Take plenty of D cell batteries.

Sorry... there was actually a reason for that post:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=106832


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That's an awesome story...Chiefsplanet Rules! I imagine it was only a matter of time before something like that happened...

Shouldn't that be 4:20?

Follow up...my buddy and I decided on the ziploc baggie idea from that thread...worked great for me, but not so much for him. I'll have to post the picture if he doesn't mind, but it started leaking while we were waiting in line at Gate B. By the time he got rid of it, it looked like he'd pissed himself. It was hilarious.

...next year...double bag it baby...

LMAO

I don't remember that one

1) Chili cheese fries
2) Grill some kind of meat in the lot pre game
3) Drink heavily pre game
4) Berate opposing fans in a polite manner - Unless they are Bronco fans
5) Yell at your loudest on third down
6) Pound the seat back in front of you after your voice is gone
7) Sing "Home of the Chiefs!!!!!!!" at the end of the anthem
8) See Stevie Ray as Elvis
9) Enjoy the flyby
10) Thank your diety of choice that you are a Chiefs fan

Thanks for all the advice. I went with some friends who handled the brauts and I took care of the beer. Arrived 9:30am, had a nice buzz by 11, didn't let the chick who tried to cut past me in the toilet line get away with it (she went after me and cut in front of a Vikes fan, so that was OK), kept hydrated, was shielded from the sun by the Arrowhead sign, and thouroghly enjoyed the game.