Halloween costume ideas
 

Anyone got any Halloween costume ideas?

it turns out I'm going to a halloween party this weekend and need a quick funny costume.

something original, not typical devil, monster, blah, blah, blah.

the only thing I've thought of so far is Dick in the Box guy.

LOL

Then you could spend the whole evening singing "It's my dick in a box!" and thrusting.

I saw a costume at Madi Gras that was cool.

He was dressed as a door and it looked like it had windows, trim etc and had a knob that really worked to open up the door and expose a big set of plastic balls and a schlong.

You should go as the nerd from the beastie boys video "fight for your right to party"

Put a sack over your head like the Aints fans used to do and wear a Sims jersey

Get a big box, paint it light blue and then glue
white puff balls on it. Yu could go as
"partly cloudy" .

Saw a kid last year.

Wearing a pink shirt with a giant fake shoe tied to his head. He was bubble gum stuck to a shoe.

They had a toilet cotume at Gadzooks the other day

1) Wear a football helmet.

2) Carry a football with you.

3) When you get to your party, go to the middle of the main room and flop on the floor in the fetal position.

4) Repeat every couple of minutes.

5) When people ask you what you are, reply "Damon Huard."

Last year I saw a guy dressed up as Peyton Manning when he did that commercial where he had the wig and the fake mustache and was talking about himself...I thought that was pretty funny.

Boba Fett costumes are always a hit:

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I love this one.

Get a shrek mask..

Paint it baige..

And go as Gochiefs..

Realistically I am going as the guy from A clockwork orange..

Problem is I know half the people will not have a clue..

I was space ghost last year and only 5-6 people knew who I was ..

Saw one a guy rigged up himself. Attached a carboard box with two holes cut into it and dressed as a doctor...had a sign that said "FREE BREAST EXAMS" and "insert breasts here". He actually gave a couple of exams that night too.

I had a friend that worked as a nurse steal a pair of scrubs for me for halloween a few years back. I made a name tag that said Dr. Ben Dover, Proctologist. I made up a batch of chocolate pudding and added some oatmeal to the pudding for consistency/chunkiness, and smeared the pudding all over my scrubs, face, and hands. I even printed up a couple "Free exam" coupons to hand out.

I don't think I spent a $1 on it, and it went over rather well...

I got a friend with a space ghost costume.

I might borrow it, but this post makes me leary.

I was toying with getting some ridiculous spray on tan, a pimp bowling shirt and some baggy shorts and going as Charlie Sheen from 2 1/2 Men.

Who?

This is my costume this year, best of all, its cheap and easy. First I'm gong to get a package of those self adhesive eyes you put on sock puppets and stick them all over my forehead. Then, I'm going to get a pair of those vampire teeth and voila, I'm the "Legendary Black Beast of Ahhhhhhhrrrgh!:

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Go naked on skateboard and say you're a pull toy...

Micheal Vick Jersey, handcuffs, and a stuffed dog plush toy attached to your ass

I went as Dick Trickle, Urologist 2 years ago.

Even made myself a fake Washington University School of Medicine ID badge.

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i used to bartend at a couples resort a few years back and we had to dress up every year.They had a costume contest for the employees that was voted on by the guests of the resort.My friend mike won 2 years in a row with 2 of the most creative and stupid costumes Ive ever seen.


in 99 he wore a black plastic garbage bag over his head with arm and a head hole cut out.When asked what he was he said "white trash"


in 2000 he scotch taped a potato to a strap on dildo put the strap on over his clothes(which were military fatigues) and went as a Dick-Tater :shake:

I could see sedated doing the tampax thing or the white trash thing.

I went to a party this past weekend as a giant banana. I'm not sure if I looked like a giant yellow dildo, but I had women all over me all night long. Wife didn't like it, but for some reason, the women LOOOOOVED the banana.

Should have had maraca's and did peanut butter jelly..

Just get a DEVO shirt and you can go as Mark Mothersbaugh.

Take a pr of panty hose and stuff one leg with cottn balls. Use other leg to tie around your waist. Trench coat with a Playboy in the pocket and slouch hat and you're a dirty old man/flasher. A can of Silly String in the stuffed leg and you can squirt on people too.

Wear dark sunglasses, a little earpiece with the wire hanging down, and a clown costume, and tell people that you're a secret circus agent.

I wonder what he decided on.

Went as him Two yrs ago. Stayed in character(?) all night. Caused some serious havoc. dooby dooby dooby dooby. singin in the rain!
Went as Ash from Army of Darkness(Evil Dead) last year Boom stick and all.

I'm going as Dog The Bounty Hunter this year and my girlfriend is going as Beth. I think it will go over pretty well, I just need to think of some things that Dog says.

That's easy, brah.

Yeah, i've got that one down, and I'll definitely be on the lookout for iceheads. I also plan to say Dog spelled backwards is God a handful of times.

I guess you could keep a pack of smokes to pass out to the perps.

Grease monkey is simple
ask they gals if they need
front end alignment

Just saw a guy dressed up as Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Was it a Halloween costume? Or was he just a large middle age man with a mullet?

blond mullet wig..goatee..dressed in black with a fake badge hanging around his neck.

My ideas:

1. wear a bathrobe, PJ's and carry a toothbrush around and go as 'Awake' or I could ditch the toothbrush for a towel and go as Arthur Dent.

2. I have these awesome Hee Haw overalls they have the chicken and donkey from Hee Haw printed on them. Since I can't wear these all that often I could just go as a 'hick' or white trash I do have a truckers cap to complete the look.

White Pants
White T-Shirt (Paint or color a BIG BLACK letter P on the front of t-shirt)
Get some EYE black like football players wear and put BIG BLACK ring around your EYE

Walla

Your a BLACKEYED P