What is on your mind right now???
 

Spill the beans....


I have a headache.

That we should probably turn off the ability to start new threads for about 80% of the registered users.

That there aren't enough KU threads. They should be ranked higher.

Insurance.

deer pussy

I'm thinking about the lasting impact Hitler had on the world, Mr. penguinz. For example, if it hadn't been for Hitler, it's likely that ...

1. The atomic bomb wouldn't have been invented until decades later.

2. The cold war would likely never have started.

3. There would likely be no Israel and, therefore, far fewer Middle East problems.

4. There would likely have been no 911 attack.

5. Germany would have a lot of older buildings.

6. A lot of people would still be alive today. And the descendents of those people, of course. Some of them would, no doubt, have been great scientists, artists, writers, etc..

7. Skinhead would be the name of a disease or an alternative label for one's sin snake.

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More Chinese toy recalls, and this time my kid actually has some of them at home.

ROFL

I hate Damon Huard.

happy hour

Plus France and England, even parts of Japan.

working during lunch and im starving

Me, I was wondering how my old high school will fair tonight in Holton Ks, class 4A playoffs.

Probably but the scientists that came up with the idea of fision knew at once that it could/would be weaponised.

There would have been tension with the Commies anyway the sides might have not been so unified but it's been there.

A product of WWI political move by a floundering GB, it might not have gotten as bad but the problems were there before WWII.

See above, WWI effectivly killed the Briitsh Empire. That's one of the reasons we got the job of "Middle East Cop". We might not have been so gungho to take it if not for WWII but maybe.

This is a good point, it's a shame so much was destroyed. I guess that's a good reason not to invade your neighbors and gas millions.

I've got nothing really here.

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Ditto, but I'm working through lunch so I can leave early and enjoy the weekend. Just have food/beer/cigars on the mind and not necessarily in that order.

Oh, and definitely NOT deer pussy. :p

Did Joany ever marry Chachi.

laundry and if that Cliff bar I just ate was really worth the calories.

Would deer pussy jerky
be a big seller

A tall, frosty beverage. :BLVD:

History is probably my worst subject. Was not the pressure to quickly develop the A-Bomb due, in large measure, to the fear that Hitler was working on one?

Prior to WWII, communism had become a very popular ideology in many circles. But, would it not be fair to say that the West underestimated Stalin after WWII which allowed him to solidify his interests allowing communism to become more powerful as a global force than it would have otherwise, Mr. pikesome?

Hmmm. I was under the impression that the Holocaust was a primary driver in respect to Israel's "re-settlement". No?

I'm assuming that the existence of the state of Israel fostered many of the problems we are currently facing there.

We need to remember that.

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I hate where I work. If I could find a different company to work for that paid me at least $40,000+ a year that was within an hour commute I'd leave.

anyone know of anybody hiring for Antivirus/Backup Administrator, network analyst?

Yes but part of that was because any physicist with two brain cells knew that atomic power would be a great weapon. WWII sped development true but the idea was there.


Maybe but the Commies vs the West lines were drawn during the 1917 revolution and the distrust following WWI. The West needed Russia to stand but didn't like the Commies. A lot of bad blood came out of the end of the war. We had troops in Russia fighting the Bolsheviks during WWI.



One of the harder to believe theories I've heard is that Israel was the price to German Zionists for the Zimmerman Telegram. Even if that's BS, Israel was around before WWII. One of the biggest problems if you ask the Arabs is that GB promised them the area if they fought the Ottomans during WWI (Lawrence of Arabia). Then GB promised it to France also and allowed/encouraged Jewish settlement and ultimately gave it to the Jews. That's a big part of the Arab/Israeli problems beginnings.



It did but the abandonment of the area by GB made some of the problems worse as well as let existing problems resurface. There's a lot that added up but the deal with the British is still a sore spot, Al Qaeda mentions it often.

Can SC beat Cal at Berkley ?

DIO




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I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

What is Jilly wearing.

Im thinking about Ohio State vs Michigan and how bad I hate Michigan. I'm thinking about how I can't wait till 6pm so I can get off work. Im thinking of what I am going to do tonight.

Does Jilly have a hot roommate.

I'll probably get slammed for this, but I've been thinking all day that I honestly don't care that Larry Johnson is hurt. And I don't care if he plays again all year.

Is this thread any good?

I won't be one to slam you for it, kind of speaks to this season so far.

"why did you have to leave us so soon barry sanders"

boobything must either be the anti-christ or a MU fan to think such horribles things about LJ.

I'm the former.

Eeeesh.

I'm sorry.

What happened?

My job sucks, I need to get a new gig.

I think im going to leave work soon.

Big leaf day tom burning, drinkin

Punkin' Bombs!!!

Take 1 punkin', 1 M-80, 1 fire. Combine. Run.

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wondering if that 40ouncer i've got stashed in the water tank behind the shitter's keeping cold enough to drink after work.
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Something about 40 ouncers behind the sh*tter caused me to remember that, in only about a month and a half, we'll be exactly 5 years away from the Mayan calendar's forecasted date when the universe will come to a screeching halt.

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shoot...i don't know if i can fit 2 in there and still be able to flush it.
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Did you put an ice pack in there as well?

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about 1/4 bag of ice...at 4:45 i'm ready to go.
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I was just thinking if one were to get boar semen in his hair ,how would they get it out , you know without having to take a full blown shower.

It should take 10k posts to make a new thread.

Even better would be if one were limited to creating 1 new thread for every 10k posts!

I believe I'd go visit the haircut thread.

You should be fine, then. You know, one would think that, if it's a 5 gallon sh*tter, you should have room for at least 2 40 ouncers, Mr. seclark.

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My question is what do you do if you have to actually shit?

should I wait until 4:30 to have a beer or have one now?

Now

2 40's doesn't leave enough room to flush in the event i have to drop a growler.
you think i'm a primitive?
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see post 55. this idea took some planning.
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Gottcha... The single 40 in the tank is no different that putting a brick in an old tank to conserve water. ;)

silly penguinz...you can't drink a brick!
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omw to the basement fridge - chock full of beer - just picked up a highly recommended Imperial Stout from a Microbrewery in Quebec City - I think I will start with that.

I have to toot, but I also have to pee.

So I am afraid if I let one go, the other will follow.

Two 40 ouncers would equal about 0.60 gallons, I think. If it's a 5 gallon sh*tter, that leaves approximately 4.5 gallons of awesome, untouched, flushing power in the tank. A lot of newer sh*tters function on less than that. I don't see the problem here.

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It's 5:00 somewhere, in this case the Atlantic ocean....

Imperial Stout good stuff just not too many or you'll be sh1tfaced :p

I don;t know... People at my work seem to be able to clog a toilet that sounds like it is connected like a jet engine when flushed.

damnit fax, the floaty thing wont drop down when flushed, allowing the water to turn on and refill.

what, you want me to just pour the 40's in the tank? does that make any sense?
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damn I cant wait to leave tampa and get into KC and do nothin but eat bbq and drink. And I cant wait to find this raytown high school and play some flag football, and finally WATCH THE DONKEYS GET PWNED. Sorry im a little excited, been talking about getting to KC for a couple years and I finally made it happen

Fax lives in a world where beer flows from the faucets and water gets you drunk. ;)

Ah. The old floaty thing problem. You need to replace the existing floaty thing with a smaller one.

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so, what's he do...drink from the bowl, then piss in the bottle?

seems backasswards to me.
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Or you could remove the floaty thing while your 40's are stored there. This would also allow free circulation of fresh water resulting in a continious whirlpool in your toilet.

it's not my floaty thing...and i aint no plumber.
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no, but you can shit one on occasion

yep...which is why i'm just keeping 1 40 in the tank and not effing w/the floaty thing.
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I'm also thinkin I'm glad I'm not a hog farmer. My job ain't so bad after all.

why do the cornhuskers dissapoint me every year

Perhaps we should consider transferring the 40 ouncers from their traditional packaging to something more space efficient that will not interfere with the floaty thing's proper function?

Like one of those flexible water bottles, for example. That way, the 40 ouncers could be placed near the side of the sh*tter's water tank far away from the troublesome floaty thing. Additional benefits to this solution would include heightened safety and ease of conveyance into the sh*tter area without fear of discovery and the ability to drink portions of the 40 ouncers during the day.

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I'm thinking about what I'm going to drink as I'm heading to happy hour at 54th in about 10 minutes to get the weekend started a bit early.

drink at work?

1. sir, i am a professional.
2. that doesn't sound very sanitary
3. the beer will go flat

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Well, that leaves us with only one possible solution. The tiny sh*tter must go. We have to permanently disable the current sh*tter so that a larger, more 40 ouncer friendly sh*tter can be installed in its place.

Now ... how to go about incapacitating a sh*tter ...

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no-go...i've worked with, and stored 40s in this shitter for 25years.

look...if you want to keep 2 40s in your shitter, go for it. it's a free country.

myself, i'm pretty much a creature of habit. if it works, i keep doing it.
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You have worked with the same shitter for 25 yers?