Sex with buddy's wife/girlfriend
 

Every so often I have these dreams where I'm bangin' a friends significant other. Anyone else have these dreams? Other than the dreams, I never even think about doing such things to their women. Am I an asshole? Has anyone ever told their friends about having these dreams?

As FAX might say, sorry if re-post. Sorry if bad post.

You just might be normal ?

Nothing wrong with that, you can look at the menu but don't order.

I don't have those but I think it's largely due to my friends' wives being highly bitchy, annoying, and unattractive to look at.

You might be an asshole, but that's irrelevent :D .

Is your friends name Brodie? If so I think I had the same dream.

Okay to dream but acting on that dream and screwing around with the buddies wife/GF is a big time violation of a man law.

I don't have dreams like that but I wish I did.

Skip needs Cialis just to dream like that.

Sure I do. Been awhile since I've had one with a Friend's GF though. I have a notion to go back to sleep :D

Does it result in wet sheets??

Sad ain't it?

Nope, I have never even met Brodie Croyle or John Travolta.......much less been their friends......but hey if they call, I am game.

Confirmed. I've never even considered something like that and would never do such a thing.

Nope...haven't had one of those since I was in my teens. Sex in dreams always ends right before I "blow my load"...I've always wondered why that is?

Describe the dream and the women involved.

congrats, you're not a homo

ROFL

Did anyone else know that Joe Horn posted on the Planet?

pretty much normal for guys to dream about banging every chick not related to ya. :shrug:

None of my friends have wives anymore, so it's not an issue. Heh

What about the ones who think about the related??

well thanks for clearing that one up

Jared Allen would disagree on the "related to ya" part. I believe he thinks it's fun, just illegal. :)

that gets a bit twisted.....




supposed a distance cousin wouldn't be that taboo :hmmm:

what about dreaming about banging your sister-in-law... what does the "man-law" say about that?

Some of my friends have wives like that. I still fuk em In dreams but it is grudge fuking.

i would think that is highly frowned upon :shake:

Ewwww.....

Would this be your brother wife, or your wifes sister? I think it makes a difference.

true, i didn't consider that.

if it's your bro's wife, then HELL NO.

wife's sister is completely acceptable IMO

Not my wife's sister. Ewwwww, again.

well i figured it was understood that this was a case-by-case basis

get your own chick!

i have my own women...can't really control my dreams ya know

Sorry. I spazzed when someone used "sex" and "sister-in-law" in the same sentence.

Get Professional Therapy... nobody here is licensed. lol

Try not to analyze your dreams .. just go with it!

I dream about my brother-in-law's wife all the time.

oooh, the things I would do to her.

Wait ... that's, that's .... let's see, add 6, carry the 4, divide by 2 ... THAT'S SICK!

ROFL

I would give the pope a dirty sanchez before banging my sister-in-law. I think they have laws preventing anyone banging imbred reeruns anyway.

Please get help. forwarding this thread on to your bro-in-law.

Funny thread. That's one wayt o get it done without causing any problems. LMAO

:eek:

but would you give him a hot carl?

Never. Their girlfriends become almost like a little sister for me. I like that there are the few females I can be cool without sexual tension or anything like that.

Always have a titty in your mouth during the dream

homo


JK :)

What if its your wifes friend and not a buddy's

Just wondering sine we are all talkin

the banging of the sister-in-law is all "hypothetical" of course... but my wife's sister is 5'11 - 38C 24- 36. And 19 years old. She is painfully hot.

pics

So about meeting your wife's sister...

ive told many friends that i want to have sexual relations with their girlfriends ...but most of my friends are men and they take it as a compliment

Well,... you ARE a n00b. :hmmm:

ROFL ROFL

Too much information. Please use the PM for this kinda question.

Unless his friend's wife is a guy.

You're just a normal guy. NO ACTING ON IT!!!!

How about when the girl is the buddy's ex GF? What are the rules of engagement there? Is there a time limit? Or is it hands off for all eternity?

Hmm thats usually set by your group of friends. I know my friends are pretty much hands off for that type of shit. Kinda depends on the relationship your boy still has with the girl.

Also remember he has all the ammunition in the world to talk shit on you and her.

I will tell you how to cure your lust. Think of HIV and then focus on a skull and crossbones. :evil:

Yes, I know you would rather have your dreams, but believe me many of these women would be your worst nightmare. :banghead:

And painfully, you're not.


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I married my buddy's ex GF so I hope I haven't violated some kind of unwritten law. He was in our wedding and he seems to be OK with it so I think I'm good. I didn't date her until they'd been broken up for over a year so I'm going to say that's the time limit.

That situation would not be a violation of the man law. Sec 19 paragraph 3.

Do you really want to know?

The way I interpret those rules you can dream about it AND given the chance you actually get to do her. You're also supposed to try and get your wife to join.

It's your duty.

I believe you must seek permission from the buddy, and there needs to be a considerable period of time since the break up.

Being that you would know when your buddy was for the most part "over" it, that's the time limit. AND you still ahve to ask. MINIMUM give a heads up that you have those intentions.

Man Law

Yes, if that happens that would supersede any man laws.

Act on it, and it should be legal for him to skin you alive with a dull knife.

yeah sometimes my eyes get caught looking but no harm in that

OK but what if you friends name is Brodie?

he may play angry....

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To the original question: Just don't say anything and keep it to yourself.
And gentlemen, if you find yourself dreaming about your wife's friends, whatever you do, do not tell your wife. That whole, who would you bang of my friends game, is just an evil ploy

You cannot deviate from the "Guy Code". Any man you meet, look him in the eye, and shake his hand, you cannot skeeze on his woman. This is man code. There is no debate. Step the f@#k up and be a man. Otherwise, the only time this can be circumvented is that you don't know the guy. Therefore, it takes two to tango. Consenting adults, right?

I believe that would be unanimously agreed upon.

thanks for the clarification.