Happy Chanukah!
 

kyle)
i have a litle dradle
i made it out of clay
and when its dry and ready
with dradle i shall play
dradle dradle dradle i made you out of clay
dradle dradle dradle with dradle i shall play

(cartman)
heres a little dradle thats small and made of clay
but im not gonna play with it cuz dradles freakin gay
jews......play stupid games
jews......thats why there lame
jews......play stupid games
jews......thats why there lame

(stan)
ill try to make it spin
it fell ill try again

(dad)
courtney cox......i love you
coutrney cox......your so hot on that show

Great episode, love the song (especially when kyle and cartman's parts overlap) but it's dreidel. :cuss:

Here is My Menorah

http://www.sthughslincoln.org.uk/ima...ar%20-%20s.jpg

You want me to cook you up some latkes?

Aren't you a Catholic?

He is a Catholic but not a very good one.

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I'm getting some latkes and kugel at a party tonight! I'm making falafel.

Do you eat yours with applesauce?

Yes, The six candles on the Altar we get are from the Jewish Menorah The 7th Candle that is usally part of the Menorah- is replaced by Christ, truely present (Body, Blood, Soul And Divinity) In the Tabernacle.

Actually Im working on getting better every day, I need to be Perfect, as my Father in Heaven is Perfect

yes, no sour cream.

Wow, that's stupid.

Interesting. I didn't know that. On a side note, is there a religion out there that does not require the use of so many capital letters?

LMAO

Hey, cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

;)

Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah
Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,

Hanukkah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of
People who are jewish, just like you and me:

David lee roth lights the menorrah,
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,
Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.

Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,
Put them together--what a fine lookin jew! [esus]

You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
Cause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish!
[esus]

Put on your yalmulka, its time for hanukkah,
The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.

O.j. simpson-- not a jew!
But guess who is...hall of famerrod carew--(he converted!)

We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,
Harrison fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!

Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,
Well, hes not, but guess who is:all three stooges. [esus]

So many jews are in show biz--
Tom cruise isnt, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [esus]

Tell your friend veronica, its time you celebrate hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Hanukkah. happy hanukka!

Happy Chanukah! And Merry Christmas too! :thumb:

Unitarian Universalism.

And Happy Hanukkah to our older brothers.

Adam Sandler is class!

This thread is offensive to Jesus.

This message board is offensive to Jesus.

Jesus killers.

Bronco fan.

ROFL

Happy Chanukah, DaKCMan AP, and any other folks celebrating.

Who is that Jew comedienne chick, Sarah...somebody?
Her HBO special was funny as hell. For some strange reason I find her fairly hot.

Happy Chaun...Holiday!

Sarah Silverberg? Sarah Silverman? Silverstein?

Ah, Silverman: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Silverman

Yeah her, thanks. She's clever as hell and 100% JAP. VERY few chick comedians make me laugh but she cracked me up.

Gotta love a girl with spirit!

In October 2007, on The Howard Stern Show, Silverman volunteered to smell writer Richard Christy's scrotum after he had not showered in four days. Silverman attempted to match her description of the smell with other members of the Stern show staff.[11] Silverman gagged a few times before describing the smell; "It was a hint of raw sourdough dough in a vat of mayonnaise that was in a trunk of, like, a 70's car for the summer"

Yeah, she has bad taste, though. She's been dating Jimmy Kimmel for years.

That is so offensive. \Wal-Mart shopper.

Oh man. WTF? If she had to keep it in the tribe why couldn't she hook up with Adam Sandler? :)
Nah, I don't mind Kimmel he's pretty funny sometimes.
Still, she seems a little hot for him. (of course I say that about all guys who have a chick I'd like to **** but haven't yet)

She's strange, but still way out of his league.

Why is there a gold dollar sign in the center?

http://www.geocities.com/dakcman/menorah_8.jpg

over at sundown

Channukah isn't even that important anyways.

blasphemy!

It was a "miracle", woo hoo. I think it is just a big deal because of Christmas.

Only the gift giving aspect is.

Yeah, except that it's been celebrated since before Christianity came about.

Happy howeveryouspellit

So you agree with me?

No. :shake:

What part?

It is a relatively minor holiday.

I love Hanaka. We always make a big ham to celebrate.

day of atonement would be the main one, right?

Yom Kippur, yeah. That and Rosh Hashanah, and Passover, would be considered holier days than Channukah.

Less important does not mean unimportant.

I never said it was unimportant, schlemiel.

No, but you said it "isn't even that important." I think it's important.

Now you're just arguing semitics... :)

LMAO

"Jew fight!" "Jew FIGHT!!!"

ROFL

ROFL

NSFW

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Oy vey!

Happy Hanukah! GO CHIEFS!!!

Kugel

½ # wide noodles (cooked according to directions)
4 large eggs, well blended
½ c sugar
12 oz cream cheese (softened and cubed)
1 can evaporated milk
2 c milk
3 t. vanilla
½ c golden raisins (optional)
Cinnamon powder

Boil noodles according to directions, drain and place in a 9 X 13 glass pan. Mix eggs, sugar, cream cheese, evaporated milk, milk and vanilla. Scatter raisins over noodles (optional). Pour liquid mixture over noodles. Sprinkle with cinnamon powder. Cover and refrigerate overnight. Bring kugel to room temperature and then bake uncovered for 1 hour @ 350 degrees.

I thought the whole point of the kugel was to make sure it wasn't as floopy an' sloppy as a noo-.......OOOOOooooooooh...

BTW, since I'm a lapsed Catholic does that make me...like...a Jew, twice removed?

Now that is funny.

Happy Chanukah

Zell?......... Zellllllll? Zelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. Somebody stop heeem! It's heem! Zelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll! Oh my God... it's heem.....it's heem.

The greatest line from ?

Absolutely no clue.

But Happy Chanukah to those it's appropriate to.

Thanks.

Happy Chanukah to you as well.

the two candles that burned out are the two decades of waste Carl was here, the other candles signify dick curl, Gunther, Kumarie, and the middle one that shines like the middle finger is herm. Hopefully Carlstein will put the bell looking thing over them and smother them out.

Marathon Man with Dustin Hoffman

This song is out dated. Try,

The owner of the okalahoma city thunderka,

likes dicks up his buttika.