I need a quick show of hands
 

Ok. There's this chick here in Vegas doing some kind of convention. I literally met her after I drank half my beers the other night and gave her my cell. I don't remember her to well except that I do know she is a solid 5.5 to 6.0 on the hotness scale.

She keeps texting me and is basically saying if you come down here to MGM I'll let you take me back to your place for some rock and roll.

Show of hands. What should I do. 10 minute poll starting now 10:34PM Pacific. Go!

Boink her!

Ok, lets see that's one for boink.

How old are you again ?
And is that a 5.5 to 6 out of 10 ? If it is there's nothing solid about it.:D

LOL, at the very least let her go down on your Johnson.

Unless you're married, then just chalk it up as a story to tell your buddies when your wife isn't around.

she was a 6 WHILE you were drunk?
ehh, do it anyway!!!

What's your vote? Clocks ticking. She's a bit jiggly but I really don't recall if it's all bad.

They met because he passed her a note that said " Do you like me? Check yes or no."

Eh, Skips probably had it already.

Probably skips daughter. I'll revenge bang her and then turn her against skip by making her a shocker fan.....in two different ways... if you get my drift

Don't forget your raincoat.
And be sure and check for an adams apple before you commit. It's Vegas, you never know who's going to be dressed like what.

**** the shit out of her.

Yeah, what he said. We want updates though. Don't ****ing leave us hanging.

Ok, polls over. Here's the summary.

Do her
Check to make sure she's not a dude first
Wear a raincoat

Good common sense. Pretty much what I expected.

I'm out!

Go get em tiger!

Hey, a mouths a mouth. I wouldn't do anymore than that though, doesn't sound like she's a looker.

Oh yea, you need to introduce her to us when you get back to your room.
It's one of the rules.

I'd probabaly go in this order


Check to make sure she's not a dude first
Wear a raincoat
Do her

Take the blowjob, shoot it in her eye and then exclaim,

"I am the greatest pirate hunter in all the world!"

FYP :)

You know this board is pretty f**ked up. I really like it here.

Done already?

Holy shit I was right! ROFL

If you didn't quickly pick up a prostitute to complete the threesome, I'm going to be very, very disappointed.

Since I told him Skip probably already did her I'm sure that will pop into his mind a time or two. It will be almost like a threesome for him.:D

Thats automatic. In Vegas? Assuming you have no significant other. Go for broke.

You're back already?

that shit is funny.
ROFL

Hide your wallet.

Are you ****ing kidding me? You are getting on the web to ask if you should bump uglies???? Man go get on your plain and come home, you evedently have not found out what Vegas is about. WTF are you even doing on here, while your in VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

plane. evidently. you're.

sorry.

If you did it there are a few possibilities:

You are in jail for solicitation.

You have been rolled and won't be back on the board any time soon.

It was a guy and he got pissed because you did the Crocodile Dundee grab on him, he beat your ass.

You did the deed and regardless of protection have one of the current popular std's.

Just because you are young does not mean you are invincible.

Mission accomplished.

this thread is worthless without pics

There is no such thing as premature or poor ejaculation.

Go for it!

I hope you checked her for Balls first.

We want some details. SFW details. And where are the pics?:harumph:

Did Drew Carey let you spin the "Which disease is making my c@ck burn" wheel?

You're in dangerous neighborhood to guntherfan's "I almost saw Danielle Seargent naked through the wall in River Falls".

This morning Chiefaroo woke up in a bathtub full of ice missing his kidneys, and it burns when he pees.

If you only knew how many screwy diseases laugh at the raincoat, combined with the sheer numbers of people this gal has encountered, you'd make the right choice.

Absofockinglutely!!!!

:bravo:

So you're in Vegas, a girl is asking you for sex where 10 minutes after you're done you could be getting free drinks and playing black jack and you're on the internet asking permission from a bunch of strangers.

****ing Amature!!!

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Got to wonder if that "5.5 to 6.0" turned into a "1.3 to 2.4" :hmmm:

Maybe GoChiefs should go to Vegas to get a "girlfriend". If Chiefaroo can do it anybody can.

Don't work

Sounds classy!

In Vegas......

Approached by a lady....

Who initiates the desire for seks....and sucked your pickle like it was her job. Probably because it IS her job.


How much did you pay her?

Try all you want but it's not going to wash off. Just go to the local clinic and give them the name Clayton Wendler. But you need to post some pics first.

my thoughts after 6 Guiness.... Those make thicker Beer goggles....

so 1 or 2 bagger is the real question.