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L.A. Chieffan 12-14-2007 10:28 PM

MISTLETOE ALERT!
 
Have a holly-jolly Christmas....DON'T TOUCH THE WATCH

QuikSsurfer 12-14-2007 10:29 PM

is that ivana trump?

L.A. Chieffan 12-14-2007 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer
is that ivana trump?

Jesus surfer, why would Ivana Trump be at chiefsplanet?

Hammock Parties 12-14-2007 10:33 PM

Kiss me you fool.

L.A. Chieffan 12-14-2007 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GOATSE
Kiss me you fool.

Goatse you're a tumbling tumbling dickweed...

elvomito 12-14-2007 10:38 PM

Patrick, why is he calling you Marcus?

Hammock Parties 12-14-2007 10:38 PM

*french kisses LA Chieffan so passionately his body spontaneously combusts*

L.A. Chieffan 12-14-2007 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GOATSE
*french kisses LA Chieffan so passionately his body spontaneously combusts*

I want you to clean your vagina.

elvomito 12-14-2007 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan
I want you to clean your vagina.

don't just stare at her asshole, eat it!

L.A. Chieffan 12-14-2007 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elvomito
don't just stare at her asshole, eat it!

Do you like Phil Collins?

Hammock Parties 12-14-2007 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan
I want you to clean your vagina.

THAT BOY IS A P-I-G PIG!

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L.A. Chieffan 12-14-2007 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GOATSE
THAT BOY IS A P-I-G PIG!

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Hey, I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break!

elvomito 12-14-2007 10:46 PM

Listen, the mud soup and charcoal arugula...are outrageous here.

Simply Red 12-14-2007 10:47 PM

lame thread
 
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L.A. Chieffan 12-14-2007 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elvomito
Listen, the mud soup and charcoal arugula...are outrageous here.

Your compliment was sufficient, elvomito

L.A. Chieffan 12-14-2007 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red
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Get a goddamn job, simply!

elvomito 12-14-2007 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan
Your compliment was sufficient, elvomito

Thanks so much for looking after Courtney.
Dorsia, how impressive! How on earth did you get a
reservation there?

L.A. Chieffan 12-14-2007 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elvomito
Thanks so much for looking after Courtney.
Dorsia, how impressive! How on earth did you get a
reservation there?

They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in.

Simply Red 12-14-2007 10:57 PM

.
 
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QuikSsurfer 12-14-2007 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan
Do you like Phil Collins?

You have a Whitney Houston album? More than one?

elvomito 12-14-2007 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan
I want you to clean your vagina.

No can do. Got a res at eight-thirty at Dorsia. Great sea urchin ceviche.

QuikSsurfer 12-14-2007 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elvomito
No can do. Got a res at eight-thirty at Dorsia. Great sea urchin ceviche.

You didn't give a name..

L.A. Chieffan 12-14-2007 11:09 PM

I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape, but surfer and elvomito, keeps buzzing in my ear.

blueballs 12-15-2007 03:03 AM

someone has been dumpster diving
at some MLB lockerroom

Ari ümlaüt 12-15-2007 03:26 AM

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Simply Red 12-08-2008 11:03 PM

Stop acting so ****ing sad, L.A. Chieffan.

Saulbadguy 12-09-2008 06:34 AM

I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime jello.

Kerberos 12-09-2008 09:29 AM

Where have all the good times gone?

Saulbadguy 12-09-2008 09:45 AM

You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and play around in your blood.

Simply Red 12-09-2008 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 5281342)
You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and play around in your blood.

Saul, how thought provoking.

Simply Red 12-09-2008 10:05 AM

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiccce overnight bag!

Saulbadguy 12-09-2008 10:32 AM

No. Put it in the carton.

L.A. Chieffan 12-09-2008 10:37 AM

Another Egg Nog Saul?

Saulbadguy 12-09-2008 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan (Post 5281493)
Another Egg Nog Saul?

Why are there copy of the styles section on the floor?

Simply Red 12-09-2008 10:52 AM

Come on guys, let's be realistic here,
A good personality consists of a christmas elf with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb ****ing elf mouth shut.

Simply Red 12-09-2008 10:57 AM

By the way, L.A. Chieffan, that's a very expensive Cinnamon Spiced Cider you're NOT drinking.

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-09-2008 11:34 AM

If you're so hungry Saulbadguy, why don't you get a job?

L.A. Chieffan 12-22-2009 01:44 AM

sorry gc. this xmas thread thinks your xmas thread could look better....thinner

Simply Red 12-22-2009 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan (Post 6369351)
sorry gc. this xmas thread thinks your xmas thread could look better....thinner

Don't touch the watch!

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-22-2009 01:51 AM

What are you going to do, Simply Red, make him some potato pancakes, some latkes?

Simply Red 12-22-2009 01:51 AM

No, I want to know, L.A. Chieffan! I came here for the Chiefs talk and
crawfish gumbo, which is after all the only excuse one
could have for being in this thread, which is by the
way, almost completely ****ing empty.

L.A. Chieffan 12-22-2009 01:52 AM

****ing beehive of activity this whole site has been lately

T-post Tom 12-22-2009 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elvomito (Post 4454704)
No can do. Got a res at eight-thirty at Dorsia. Great sea urchin ceviche.

Ask for inamona on the side.

Simply Red 12-22-2009 01:56 AM

I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my balls and have kirstie tynes lick it off.

L.A. Chieffan 12-22-2009 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-post Tom (Post 6369361)
Ask for inamona on the side.

t-post, do you own a dog? a little chow or something?

Simply Red 12-22-2009 01:57 AM

though, i'd go over 12% for that.

L.A. Chieffan 12-22-2009 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6369362)
I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my balls and have kirstie tynes lick it off.

mmm kirstie, GREAT ASS

T-post Tom 12-22-2009 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan (Post 4454641)
I want you to clean your vagina.

http://www.wikihow.com/Wash-Your-Vagina

L.A. Chieffan 12-22-2009 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-post Tom (Post 6369366)

How'da nitwit like you get so tasteful?

L.A. Chieffan 12-22-2009 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6369358)
What are you going to do, Simply Red, make him some potato pancakes, some latkes?

i cant believe hamas prefers sr's post over mine

T-post Tom 12-22-2009 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan (Post 6369363)
t-post, do you own a dog? a little chow or something?


la chieffan, do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

L.A. Chieffan 12-22-2009 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-post Tom (Post 6369372)
la chieffan, do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

too black sounding. i prefer alvin and the chimpunks christmas carols w/ chainsaws

Simply Red 12-22-2009 02:03 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afMoI_SXlfw

Simply Red 12-22-2009 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan (Post 6369373)
too black sounding. i prefer alvin and the chimpunks christmas carols w/ chainsaws

Did...... You.... Know?

I think T-Post Tom is part of that whole 'Yale-thing?'

T-post Tom 12-22-2009 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan (Post 6369370)
How'da nitwit like you get so tasteful?

http://rlv.zcache.com/american_psych...87yfov_400.jpg

T-post Tom 12-22-2009 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6369377)
Did...... You.... Know?

I think T-Post Tom is part of that whole 'Yale-thing?'


Ummm...I've never done cocaine.

Simply Red 12-22-2009 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-post Tom (Post 6369378)

i own that in 'bone', actually, no joke, bought it online, i have a few of them. Big fan.

Is that Erin Andrew's sphincter?

Simply Red 12-22-2009 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-post Tom (Post 6369381)
Ummm...I've never done cocaine.

no, meaning you were wondering what Saint Nick's head would like on a shttttick! that 'Yale thing'

T-post Tom 12-22-2009 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6369386)
no, meaning you were wondering what Saint Nick's head would like on a shttttick! that 'Yale thing'


And Red, you'll wanna change before we go out.

Simply Red 12-22-2009 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6369358)
What are you going to do, Simply Red, make him some potato pancakes, some latkes?

I've seen that Black rat-bastard in green 'Bird Flights' in his office, spinning a ****ing tri-colored harlem globetrotter basketball.

Simply Red 12-22-2009 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-post Tom (Post 6369387)
And Red, you'll wanna change before we go out.

Valentino Couture?

T-post Tom 12-22-2009 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6369390)
Valentino Couture?

Nice tie. How the hell are you?

Simply Red 12-22-2009 09:02 AM

So, what's the topic of discussion?

Simply Red 12-24-2011 01:16 AM

So, what's the topic of discussion?

88TG88 12-24-2011 01:18 AM

why the fence in yo sig ?

Thig Lyfe 12-24-2011 01:18 AM

So, what's the topic of discussion?

listopencil 12-24-2011 01:19 AM

Just what the **** is going on in here, exactly? Never mind. I'm out.

L.A. Chieffan 12-24-2011 01:19 AM

I don't want you to get drunk sr, but thats a very fine eggnog you're not drinking

88TG88 12-24-2011 01:24 AM

wish a ****a would
like a tree in this bitch

Simply Red 12-24-2011 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan (Post 8231372)
I don't want you to get drunk sr, but thats a very fine eggnog you're not drinking

Craig McDermott called. Wants to meet you, David Van Patten and Tim Bryce at Harry's

Simply Red 12-24-2011 01:35 AM

I'm ****ing serious. It's ****ing over, us. This is no joke.

Simply Red 12-24-2011 01:37 AM

sorry to break this to you around Christmas, LA Chieffan, I'm, uh, sorry. I just, uh--

You're not terribly important to me.

Thig Lyfe 12-24-2011 01:46 AM

So, what's the topic of discussion?

Simply Red 12-24-2011 01:57 AM

SportsRacer, Do you know what Robert Burdella said about women?

Saulbadguy 12-24-2011 08:50 AM

Great sea urchin ceviche.

QuikSsurfer 12-24-2011 09:32 AM

Did you know that Whitney Houston had 7 number 1 hit singles off her debut? Did you know that, Christie?

L.A. Chieffan 12-25-2011 12:39 AM

Stop scowling sr,,what does mr. Grinch want for Christmas?

teedubya 12-25-2011 12:44 AM

I have all the characteristics of a human being- flesh, blood, skin, hair-but not a single clear, identifiable emotion except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside me and I don't know why.

bevischief 12-25-2011 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan (Post 8235630)
Stop scowling sr,,what does mr. Grinch want for Christmas?

A bj.

bevischief 12-25-2011 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teedubya (Post 8235640)
I have all the characteristics of a human being- flesh, blood, skin, hair-but not a single clear, identifiable emotion except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside me and I don't know why.

So your are a Chiefs fan?


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