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1) LJ & Gonzo have NO trade value

2) The new Batman trailer has been posted & posted & posted

3) Trent Green does NOT want to be KC's QB coach

4) check the following posts for more suggestions

Does this mean I can start a post about Trent becoming the OC?

5) If you can raed tihs yuor raelly, rlaely sramt.

6) We don't want to caption your ****ing picture.

7) The white substance that had the Chiefs baffled was a goal/chalk line

8) your Fantasy Football team sucks.

9) the chiefs are probably not going to win this weekend, i don't care how good of a "feeling" you have.

7) Herm's stupid.

8) Herm lies.

9) Carl's stupid.

10) Carl's incompetent.

11) The Chiefs' O sucks.

12. Solari's and idiot.

13)ha ha, mecca is negative!

14. Unless you have reached Icon status, or are a founding member, we don't care that you're leaving.

15) the only reason we still check your threads gochiefs, is so we can bash on you and WPI.

16) Don't start a thread about a hot chick with out a pic

18) WTF happened to 17?

19) Always ask your Neil Young Cinnamon Girl questions in the main forum.

FAX

i think deberg retired a long time ago. he could be a qb coach.

Marty is not coming back as GM
Herm is not going to become the GM
Cower is not going to be the Chiefs coach

20) This thread has lost its burst

21) Antifreeze

Heehee Ask Wutamess

22) Keep your Dick love to yourself

23) Cowher isn't coming here

22) Never, ever, ever write a little song about Santa going to the bathroom. Ever.

FAX

24) Will someone please ban that Charger troll?

Chiefs Planet Therapy has been posted on Chiefs Planet many times.

25) don't ever repost

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26) Yours didn't count because you didn't number it.

26) Do not start a thread about a little fish native to the Amazon river belonging to the genus symphysodon.

FAX

Damn it, man. Stop stealing my numbers.

FAX

27) Sucks

28) Back tattoos can spontaneously combust if standing too close to a microwave.

I just recently discovered I do not have the ability to start threads, so this thread does not apply to me. :)

You've been gunther_fanned? It's about time.

29)
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...-get-raped.jpg

this definitely counts as a repost

30) Do not title your thread starting with "OMG!"

31) Nobody cares about your fantasy football team

32) We dont care about Florida or Tebow.

33) The weather sucks? No kidding. It's winter.

Bullshit. He didn't even spell it right. He could be talking about a completely different person for all I know.

34) Typing "Chase Daniels" should be cause for banning

35) Ron Paul is the best EVAR1!!11

35) Elaine Weir knows nothing about football, why is she writing for the Chiefs, I couldn't make it past the second sentence.

37) sometimes, you just need to flush it

34a.) Also include Sammie Parker, Ryan Simms and John Welbourne.

34b) Always type the name, "SIPPIO!!!!" in capital letters with lots of exclamation points.

FAX

38) Scoring is overrated.

39. Tony Romo!

Now that I think about it, the mods should filter Chase Daniels down to Chase Daniel. :hmmm:

right, more than 13 is arena ball

40) discuss, & GET OVER IT

41) Kaun is pretty good off the bench

42) Don't do this,,,,,,,,,,,,,

43) It doesn't matter if you are sorry if it's a re<i></i>post

44) No more 2 girls, 1 cup please.

45) lions will loze out

reminds me of this:

http://www.friends.hosted.pl/redrim/Reading_Test.jpg

46: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

31: I can't count

47: No, you can not get your sig privileges back.

Sounds like something one of the former members here would do.

48: Kiss Monday Night Football goodbye for KC.

49) Regurgitating your inbox all over the board makes you look like an idiot.

50) n00bs arn't aloud to make ***official threads***

:cuss: Carl

51. Repost

52. Poop threads are ALWAYS acceptable under any and all circumstances. In addition, they are the ONLY threads that are worthless WITH pics.

Five more things there is really no need to post...

53) This is the worst draft in fifty years ; no elite players past the first (insert Chiefs draft position minus one) players.

54) That one player [insert highest rated player at any position] wouldn't have even been taken in last years draft. That's how weak this draft is.

55) I can't believe this organization tried to win games this year, when this was supposed to be a rebuilding year

56) I can handle a rebuilding a year

57) I can't believe how bad all our young players have been, after getting to play in 8 games this year. We should toss them all out and start completely fresh.

Found #17.

17. Unless you have reached Icon status, or are a founding member, we don't care that you're leaving, and we don't really care about them either.

ROFL

58) We don't know where we're drafting yet

59) Merry Christmas

60. Beer Me is preoccupied with his girl and work

61. The Pats-Giants game will be televised on every NBC, CBS, NFL network, but not PBS.

YEAH! (glad I could help Dave out FAX)

[62] All-caps thread titles don't make you cooler.

63) Anytime the Chiefs sign anyone, ever, it's time to print the playoff tickets.

LXIII. It's "Samie", "Brodie" and Ryan "Sims".

64) Apparently any thread that is simply a discussion of which powder you like to use on your balls will be immediately deleted.

Herm is the worst coach in the history of the world.

66) Skip is uncomfortable with counting in public.

"Respect my authori-tah!!"

67)If you can't spot the sucker in the first 30 minutes at the table, you are the sucker.

68) Don't post stupid shit you get in your e-mail. We've all seen it and it's not funny.