So tell me, What have I missed?
 

Been away for almost a year, in fact it has been over a year since I posted regularly. Been a screwed up year, that for sure. First my heart attack in August, then to make for a lovely fall, my wife moved out 36 days after my heart problems. Then on Nov 6, my divorce was final. Luckily I have custody of all 4 kids. So now I'm trying to figure how to do all this crap by myself. :eek:

Anyway, I suffered through the season in quite solitude, though I would sneak a peek of the BB once in awhile. Just to make sure I was the only one who was let down by KC this year.

So tell me, wtf have I missed ? I notice that there are a lot of new members, and many of the old seem to not be around. :huh:

*Edit* Oh yea forgot the last really great news, I'm stuck at home because my car is 55 miles north in MT, with a blown Transmission!!!!!!!!

And SpongeBob really is starting to make a LOT of Sense Today :eek: :eek:

Please lets also hear from those of you who have gone tru this Divorce crap. Tell me how it gets Better? LMAO

Oh and before someone says it, YES I KNOW my life is a friggen Soap opera

Herm had a heck of a season planned but it didnt work out.

Wow. Sorry to hear about the heart attack and all that followed... good luck.

Since you left, I left and came back.

John Goodman died.

Yea I did manage to catch that part. Shame really such high hopes. :doh!:

Welcome back.

:eek: ... Man, you too, I had one on Dec.17th ......... Glad to see you back . :thumb:

Wow. Welcome back, Mr. JOhn.

What a year. Glad you're okay.

FAX

BTW, you had to take a year off for me to pass you on post count..... I'm still a slacker compared to the elite losers on here that have totally nothing else to do.

Damn I resemble that.
I figured I need to waste time here, as I've now seen every episode of Spongebob with my boys. :eek:

So being that I have no life now, I figured to share my misery here again. :p

Dang glad your OK also. I ended up with 5 stints, how about you?

Hey John, Spongebob makes a lot of sence after pain killers...glad you are doing well...take care of yourself bud

Don't I know it, why do you think it took me so long to find my way back? MS-Cotin is great stuff. :thumb:

Herm and Carl lied, People died...


Welcome back!

Welcome back. Sorry to hear about the problems. Are you still going to school?

No, had to drop out this year. With everything that has happened I just couldn't manage the energy to do it. Been full time "Mr Mom" to the kids, who really need it with everything that has happened. Mom isn't around for them so I have to play both parents for a while. I hope to start back next fall and finish up.

Hey JOhn, good to see you back on the board. Sorry to hear about your heart attack, congrats on surviving. Having custody of the kids can be a blessing in disguise. I know it's a lot of work but if you play it right it can get you a steady supply of p@ssy. Theres a lot of woman out there who get turned on by the nuturiing, caring, responsible type guy.:D Then again there's a lot of them who will immediately turn around and walk away as soon as they find out you have 4 kids.:D If you play your cards right when your ready to move on all you have to do is use the old "It's just too soon to bring someone into a relationship with my children'. That right there can get you all the p@ssy you want with no strings attached.:thumb:

If it wasn't for those pesky Chiefs fans-it was All OUR fault! :cuss:

Sorry to hear about all the shit you're going through. I'm glad you got the kids, though.

This place has been going to hell. Many of the old timers never/rarely post anymore, and every time one of them leaves some dumbass like this honestchieffan clown rise up to take their place. People like Russ, Brad, Brian and Jamie rarely post anymore. Hack hasn't been here in years. Parker just threw up his hands and left. Some of it is people just moving on, but between the Chiefs sucking balls, the MU/KU rivalry, and the influx of idiots, the solidarity of this place has taken a serious hit.

Sadly, it's not much fun anymore.

:LOL:
That's actually how I found my last wife, started sleeping with the babysitter. :D Of course I was single, but still sounds better if I leave the details out.

Think this time I'm gonna avoid the old commitment thing. I've tried it twice and no I don't think 3rd times a charm. Of course knowing me, I'll fricking fall for some skirt and end up attached again. PLEASE If I ever mention it, someone send Frazod out to Cody to kick my ass?

Been there-done that. Someday you will look back and Relish all the time you are getting with your kids. Right now it seems like nothing but work- but things will turn- and your kids will always remember how you stepped up. Trust me-the mom is missing out big time.

Hang in there bud.

Yea I talked to Bwana yesterday in fact, and he had about the same to say. Who knows maybe I can start a trend and get a few more old timers back?

It would be nice.

Dont worry, once the Chiefs start winning again in 2017, all the old timers will come back. :)

Damn you, now you have jinxed us :huh:

Welcome back. Unfortunately, what frazod said. Even reading frazod's rants against the noobs is getting old. :(

I still think it's a decent place, or else I wouldn't be here, but you definitely need a bigger shovel.

Good afternoon John,

I'm so glad you're ok. Wish you the best! :thumb:

Mecca is the Ann Landers of all things NFL
you don't even need to ask for free advice

:LOL:

The more things change, the more they are the same

Welcome back.

Thanks.

Wow, glad you are doing OK now! Welcome back!

:LOL:
Yea for some reason I'm a magnet for crappy luck! Guess maybe I need to change my ways? :spock:

Welcome back, JOhn. Hope things settle down for you this year. Good luck with your new living situation too.

Several older members have New Usernames. Some older members are still around, just not as much.

Yea I noticed that, by their join date. Wish someone would post a list so old stupid farts like me can figure it out.

Wouldn't help you.
You still wouldn't figure it out.

Welcome back.

Probably not, but it was worth a try.

Just preform a thread search on the threads they have started their old username should still be on them.

:doh!:

You know you're a hopeless case when a Raider fan is smarter than you.

I can't deny that. I think that it all the Spongebob I've watched, sucked all knowledge from my head. :huh:

Thanks...err...uh...wait a minute....nevermind :harumph:

Welcome back JOhn, glad you are doing ok.

Welcome back. If the morons annoy you alot, simplex created CPiggy. It is a big improvement on the ignore feature.

Relatively speaking I am. (going nuts today)

Hey JOhn. I'm a n00b. Sorry to hear about your situation, but its good that you got the kids. Hope stuff gets better for you man.

Thanks for that. And if you stick around, or if I do, you'll learn my life is a friggin soap opera. I tend to enjoy sharing my misery with others so you'll grow to despise me as some of our more sensitive members have. LMAO

Oh and get used to my spelling. If you need one I believe Pastor Mike has the supply of decoder rings, if he's still around?

Yeah, Pastor Mike is still around. I can read teh baad speeling. I'm not going anywhere. Hopefully you don't either!

You're lucky, I've had a war, hurricane Katrina, and a rare auto-immune disease try to kill me, and I still have to be married! :cuss: LMAO

Nope, gonna stick around again. I really did miss this place, though I have no clue why. LMAO

Actully this place has some really good people on it, and I've missed the banter and good advice. Along with the company in misery when we suck, as we have seemed to do a lot in the past few years.

Is this KC Johnny?

Yea for some reason I still miss the married part. But then again it's better in some ways. We're still friends which makes it tough at times. Anyway not sure were that came from?

No.
Johnny doesn't approve of my type, I'm a Navy Seabee, not Army infantry, therefore not a Real Man.

Sorry to here about the marraige. I was being a smartass. I think I do understand, we've had some rough times since I got sick also. I think for us it comes a little bit from selfishness on both parts and a desire, or wish, for things to be the way they were before I got sick. Thing is, with my disease, I'll never be quite the same, and we both know that. But, we made our vows, richer/poorer, better/worse, sickness/health, all that stuff, we'll stick it out, there are better days ahead.

OK I remember you now, sorry didn't mean to insult you. SeaBee's ROCK! read a lot about there exploits in WW2 Tru Gulf war2, and not a better bunch of Can-Do soliders around. :thumb:

Yea I wish Mine had remembered her vows, really sucked to have her leave when she did, the timing was what was the worst. To this day I really don't know why she left, and she really doesn't either. The only answer I get is she wants her freedom, after 13 years & 4 kids. And when I ask if she's happy now, it's always no, go figure.

Over the past 2 years I've shared quite a few days with MS patients while sitting in the hospital getting steroid infusions (I don't have MS I have a disease called Hashimoto's Encephalopathy but it's treated the same), and we talk a lot, because 1. huge doses of steroids make you talk a lot and 2. there is nothing better to do. A bunch of these folks go through break-ups after they are diagnosed with serious illnesses. I don't know if it is the same in your case, but for many of them, their wives/girlfriends couldn't bear the thought of being partnered with someone who wasn't "healthy" for lack of a better word, and they left them.

Yea I've wondered that too, along with most of our friends. I mean we have been through many, many rough times, more than most couples. And I know I woke in ICU with her crying over me so afraid to lose me. Then less than 5 weeks later she just leaves, after telling me how much she loves me & how everything is OK.

She still calls almost everyday, and I see her a lot, and is not & has not been with anyone and still shows up at times for the "benifits". She's gone out of her way to tell everyone that it's not my fault and how good of a father & husband I was, even defending me to her family. Really is wierd and I still love her, but I keep trying to move on, and I can't wait for her to "figure out her life".

I pimp slapped Skip so many times and so hard he almost never tells anyone to shut up anymore....even the n00bs.

:LOL:

You sure it's not senility setting in?

So many people have changed their names that he doesn't know which is which. :LOL:

:ZZZ:

Oh and Flopnuts is now Skips official ball washer.

Oh, that's original.

:ZZZ:

JOhn, delighted you are doing okay through all your troubles. Never been divorced, so can't be of help there ... we joked with our Filipino friends ... "divorce NO! Murder YES!" ... Just from reading you, it sounds to me that you have what it takes to over come any situation.

I was wondering why your wife left ... seems to me this is a good opportunity for those of us who pray to ask for Divine intervention!!!

Roy ... guess I missed your heart attack. Sure glad you made it through that. No wonder you asked about that diet. I need to get committed to a diet ... any diet before I wind up with that problem.

JohninGpt ... good to hear you are making progress.

Hang in there JOhn ... it'll get better. (Kids do grow out of Spongebob ... hehehehe)

Thanks

Not sure about divine intervention, with all that's happened I don't have a lot of faith left. I really wish that she did hate me at times, would make it a lot easier for me. At this point I just wish that she would take an interist in our children. She left in Sept and has never taken the kids overnight, in fact hasn't spent more than a couple hours at any one time with them. It's really sad as our 11 y/o daughter wants nothing to do with her, even trys to hide if she does come by. She been disappointed and lied to by her mother to many times, and I can't cover for her mom and won't.

At this point I just wish I had someone to hang with or even talk to at times. The worst part is when you've been married that long it's very hard to be alone all the time. Funny thing my daughter keeps pointing out all the single women she knows, including her teacher. LMAO

Well, you missed about 10000 of my worthless posts....

and on teh deevorse side; walking in the same footprints as you my man, so I'm looking forward to the "it gets better" advice from the others.

Hey JOhn

I missed ya. Sorry to hear about your divorce and heart attack.

Will be praying and wishing great things for 2008

Thanks, and nice to see your still around too.

Yea that part has been strangly quite as for responses. :spock:

thanks

I post off and on.


not like in the old days for sure

Yea never is, but can still make it fun, just gotta ifnore the Idiots :thumb:

Welcome back, good luck to you AND your family. Serious health woes and a divorce takes a toll on everyone.

I hate it when people ifnore me

10000 posts and didn't say nothing

I joined the form during your away time

:LOL: Yea, and some things never change no matter how much education I have :huh:

I'm closer and I know where you live. :evil: Glad you decided to post again JOhn, hang around this time. Great talking to you on the phone as well the other day.

Hey JOhn, welcome back!

Hi JOhn, welcome back. Sorry about your recent misfortunes. At least you still have your kids, that has to be a big plus.

As to the board, I think you'll still like it just fine since you were always a guy who came here for fun and conversation. I never got the impression your ego was dependent on the Planet. And yes, after all you've been through and are going through, a time waster is probably in order.

Lives misfortunes
 

I'm new to the boards but wanted to help on the divorce thing and my experience. I'm in the middle of one right now. Although not having a medical problem as tramatic as what you went through, I have cervical disk degenative disease and had a cage placed in my neck in 1998 and been downhill ever since. Been on disability for 6 years and last April my wife decided she wanted to split and blamed it on my two kids from a previous marriage instead of the problems that had grown through time between her and I. Plus she inherited about $2 million dollars from an old gentleman we took care of, the will listing only her and not me. Hang in there it will get better. Time will heal all wounds. Although being in the middle of the divorce tends to make one strongly dislike the other, I will always hold a special place in my heart for her. But healing will take time just like the physical healing that your body is undergoing right now.

:doh!:
I was hoping you wouldn't notice that post. Besides I stil think I have a better chance getting away from Fraz if I need to. LMAO

I guess I shouldn't mention the young lady I've been emailing all nite? :p