***OFFICIAL "I farted" THREAD***
 

Continued from the Downtime Planet

Post here when you fart!

LET'S DO THIS!

In.

In again.

I'll be right back.

Just now.

I farted. It stunk.

i just stopped by to light this candle.
sed

Ahhhhhhhh

Like "The Big Bus", we're breaking wind at 90!

Where'd the original post go?

Again.

Thankfully you don't let us know
who's dick you farted on

I just farted again, but is that still included with the last one because they were so close together.

I gotta pee, does that count?

Ahhh, one of those 3-4 second farts. Damn, I feel better and the Cat just left the room criticizing.

Somewhere, my ex just queefed, does that count?

Flatulence rules!

Whoa. I can form coherent thoughts now.

This is an electronic Dutch Oven.

Everybody have some cooked cabbage, broccoli and a pint of cold Zarda BBQ beans...then talk to me.

I've eaten lots of broccoli today. I'm gassy as hell! :evil:

I farted at the boat show in Miami today............and people literally ran.

We're waiting.

I farted out of laughter on that one.

Heh.

"You wouldn't know a coherent thought if it fell out of the sky, landed on your face, and started to wiggle!" [/Dan Aykroyd, sorta]

Then I guess I'll be waiting for a long ass time, won't I?

Dear god a diseased monkey must've climbed up my ass.

Just now!

I've rolled up the windows and locked the doors.
There is no escape.

Automotive Dutch Oven!!!

points for public recognition.
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The dreaded hot shower fart,trapped in a small area with hot steam that smells like burning shit.

:LOL:


ROFLROFLROFL

I was just playing Texas Hold'em and I farted.

i've ran relatives away from the table at Christmas dinner.
when i say i want a drumstick, i mean it.
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I farted, and my butt felt wet, so when I went to wipe it, it was mostly bloody, I'm thinking this isn't a good sign.....

what about the poor f@ckin hamster?
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Post.

spontanious combustion?

BLAMMO

We call this a " 'Hamas' Special".

Death in my cube...come on in. :spock:

WHAT YOU JUST HEARD WAS NOT THUNDER.

my back just popped after that one.

Oh man... this one is STANK.

The wife let a period fart rip one night that woke me up and I near puked :eek:
There is NOTHING on the face of this earth a human can eat, to make a smell come outa their ass, smell worse than period farts!

:Lin:

:fart::Lin:

It has come to this. A thread about farts and how they stink, actually stinks less than the team about which the message board is devoted to. Sad. And I just ripped a good one, cooked cabbage for lunch.

Sam Okotoberfest produces quality Stink....

So does Bush Light and Taco Bell for lunch but I aint braggin...

Keystone Light and hardboiled eggs! Saturday morning breakfast of champions!

why did I click on this?

Dude, dont tell me your the guy that eats those eggs out of the jar sitting on the bar after who know's how long? I alway's wondered who had the intestintal fortitude to do that? :doh!:

I LOVE the hot pickled eggs at the end of the bar! I wondered if I was the only one who wondered how old they were. guess not, but I figure they are pickled....how could they go bad? Farts from those bastards are the essence of evil.

You sir are a rank sum bitch...

We have a winner!

Some of these farts are gettin' raw.

so, Sportsracer brought us this thread, and the who will post on this thread next thread...

Wow. worthless.

If I'm reading this correctly, you're asking for a "Who will fart next?" thread, right?

Right!

WOW, that was a solid three-second fart.

Followed up with a respectable two-second fart!

And the finisher, a succinct-yet-assertive fart that serves as the perfect punctuation to an impressive string.

I'm getting that farty feelin'...

Never trust a fart.

Anyone else love the smell of their own farts?

Taco Bell strikes again.

Want a beautiful woman to walk in while you think you're alone at work? Rip a leftover egg fart. She'll show up right away.

I got a turd honkin for the right-a-way.

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Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they?

A little too much.

Aaaah

Aren't you proud of it?

fdsf

Anddddddddddddd.....yep. It's time to go to the bathroom.

:fart:

sniff sniff

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nothing like ripping a beefer and pulling up the covers.

Does sharts count?

Sharts always smell foul but here is no greater pride.