FAX was right! Run for your lives! Runnnnnn!
 

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Little Person Dressed as Gnome Caught on Video 'Stalking' Streets of Argentina Town
Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Video captures little person dressed as a 'creepy gnome' in Argentina.
A town in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night, The Sun reports.

The little person — who wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk — was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

Teenager Jose Alvarez — who filmed the gnome — yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.

He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning. I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking. Suddenly we heard something — a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones."

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

Alvarez added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.

He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out — just like everyone else in the neighborhood now."

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital,” Alvarez said.

BTW where is FAX?

ROFL... that's classic

I keep a loaded shotgun close to the door just for such an occasion.

Reasons to go to the emergency room... Broken arm, laceration, concussion, frightened by gnome....

Sign him Carl!

You forgot "Can he play left tackle?"

Quite the wide range of descriptions there....

little-person
gnome
creature
gnome-like figure

Do they keep statistics on UFO sightings? I bet this town ranks well above average.

We are so quick to judge those that are different from ourselves.

Gnome. What the hell kind of gname is that?

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ROFL

Could it be the chupacabra?

Is it Iowanian?

People in Mobile are f*ked up.

Classic. That's one of my favorite videos online.

"Could be a crackhead that got hold to the wrong stuff!!"

Gnome he d'int!!!

LOLROFL!!!!! OK that sucked.

Willie: You can't drink worth shit.
Marcus: I weigh 92 pounds, you dick!

lots of soft ground to tunnel under in argentina...i'm not writing this off.
they're mean little b@stards, gnomes.
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I believe that Eli Lilly just applied for FDA approval of Prozac to treat gnome fright.

Someone should place a large bowl of Lucky Charms under that tree...

Antifreeze?

I always wondered where my creepy little shithead brother-in-law went .....

the leprechan would be the last thing I'd be worried about in that neighborhood

I have found running for your life rarely does any good. There just aren't many animals a man can out run.

ROFLROFL OMG that line had me rolling!!!!

ROFLI doubt insurance would cover that.