Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet
 

I suppose this would be considered a poop thread. OMG where do I start. ROFL

Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet
The Associated Press
Posted on Wed, Mar. 12, 2008 08:53 AM

NESS CITY, Kan. | Law officers in western Kansas are investigating the bizarre case of a woman they say sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said the boyfriend called his office late last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.

The sheriff said the woman’s muscles had atrophied and that medical personnel had to remove her from the toilet because she was bound to it by “natural means.”

Whipple said the woman at first refused ambulance service and “didn’t want to leave.” She’s hospitalized in Wichita, but is refusing to talk with authorities. The boyfriend claims she stayed in the bathroom of her own free will.

Whipple said his office may charge the boyfriend with mistreatment of a dependent adult.
http://www.kansascity.com/news/break...ry/527676.html

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=181493

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:doh!: It was Redrum 69 thread. ROFL

Bitch needed to shit or get off the pot.

I'll have to admit, that's funny. ROFL

Guess she was full of S-it......ROFL

THis is fascinating. If I was the boyfriend, I would probably be cheating on her stank ass.

Some people take longer to finish the crossword puzzles, I guess.

so did she eat in there? and sponge herself? :doh!:

Thats rough.


My feet get all stingy after 5 minutes.

This thread is worthless without pics

I've passed out on the toilet once partying one night. I woke up the next morning still on the seat. My legs were so numb I had to crawl out of the bathroom into the living room to get the feeling back in my legs. Talk about pens and needles, that was a horrible experience.

You Kansas folks are always coming up with new kinds of crazy.

does this help?

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uplo...fromtoilet.jpg

Im here to ASSist.

So did he have a 2nd toilet or did he just go in between her legs?

and or antifreeze LMAO

You have to be astounded at either a.) that kind of dedication or b.) that kind of insanity

Eh, I did the same thing when I first downloaded Texas Hold'em to my Blackberry.

she is the poop thread winner.

I was wondering that too. Did she have a TV in there?

WICHITA, Kan. — Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."
Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html

I bet the boyfriend just thought that she was really constipated.

I wonder if the Tidy Bowl men were working around-the-clock shifts in that toilet?

It's official, I've heard it all now.

Obviously she has some sort of profound mental illness. Her "boyfriend" must be a fooking reerun.

When you live in a small town you have to learn how to make your own fun. I just hope she gave up an occasional courtesy flush.

I saw it on the news the other night. Believe it or not, the scene was in a trailer park.

I think if my woman had sat on the toilet for an hour, I might have become concerned.

If it was that she was stuck because of assicus giganticus....I think I'd have winched her up, or maybe limited her food to, I don't know....a couple of gallons of slimfast per month until she could get up?

The town sheriff is Mr. Whipple?

would he just sit on her lap and tell her to "spread em'" to poop?

I think she was into the "hot lunch" thing.

This was the headline on CNN...

So, why did you do it Phil?

Don't give me that "you Kansas folks" stuff Pitt. You're not that far removed from Girard.

The actual toilet in question. I would have stayed in there for two years too.

:LOL:

That's bad ass. Especially since it comes with one of those "Easy" buttons, down on the floor.

ROFL

Kansas woman spends 2 years sitting on a toilet
 

Obviously a Chiefs fan...


http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcont....4ab05be7.html

Kansas woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend's toilet

11:06 AM CDT on Thursday, March 13, 2008
Associated Press

WICHITA, Kan. – Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz of Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

The woman was 2 years into her "I'm not leaving the toilet until Herm and Carl are fired" protest.

bummer the protest ended early without satisfaction

This is like so yesterday's news.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=181499
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Nah, it was Western KS.
Probably had a really ratty Broncos sweatshirt on.
Lots of Donko fans out there.

how did the guy not break up with her at some point during these two years?

i want pictures, dangit.

What happens if the toilet overflows?

I would assume this means that toilet had not been cleaned in at least two years....

i wonder if it has even been flushed.

Wow. Two years of dookie piled up to her smelly hole. Too gross!!

UPDATE - http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/03/20/....ap/index.html

Charges filed against boyfriend of woman stuck on toilet

NESS CITY, Kansas (AP) -- A man whose girlfriend authorities say spent nearly two years in a bathroom in their house, sitting on the toilet so long that the seat adhered to her body, has been charged with mistreatment of a dependent adult.

Kory McFarren, 37, was charged Monday in Ness County District Court.

McFarren called the Ness County Sheriff's Office in late February to say something was wrong with his girlfriend. When authorities arrived at the home, they found Pam Babcock, 35, stuck to the toilet, which they think she had sat on for about a month.

McFarren told authorities that Babcock feared leaving the bathroom and may not have left it in two years, although said he was unsure how long she was in there. He said that he took her food and water daily, and that he repeatedly asked her to come out but that she usually replied "maybe tomorrow."

"The only thing I am guilty of is I didn't get her help sooner," McFarren told The Associated Press nearly a week ago.

Ness County Attorney Craig Crosswhite said the mistreatment charge most closely fit the situation.

"I looked at the statutes and spoke to the attorney general's office," he said. "This was a very unusual set of circumstances, and this is the law that most closely applied to the situation."

Authorities said Babcock sat on the toilet so long that open sores developed and caused her to become attached to the seat. Sheriff Bryan Whipple has said that he used a pry bar to remove the seat from the toilet, and that the woman was taken to the hospital with the seat still attached.

"She would have to be sleeping on the toilet," Whipple said.

Doctors at a Wichita, Kansas, hospital where Babcock was taken told McFarren that an infection in her legs had damaged her nerves and could leave her in a wheelchair. She was still at the hospital Wednesday night.

McFarren's first court appearance will be in April, Crosswhite said.

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I think this is bogus. The guy let her do what she wanted and he's suddenly a criminal?

Wouldn't it be ironic if she left the hospital with an extra anus?

This suggests she was handicapped and couldn't get off the toilet without someones help. If so, that's fuggin horrible.

My last post was wrong (didn't get to this post yet), but at a certain point in the last 2 years, she became disabled and he's on the hook. Not sure it's criminal worthy, but it's a close call.

Yeah, I can see your point there. But it seems like they would have to prove that he had the (medical) knowledge necessary to make that determination. I'm confident that *most* people would have the common sense to make that call, but that can't be a legal argument, can it?

The said on the radio that she became stuck in the last month of the ordeal.. I am sorry even if her legs atrophied and she could not use them, she could have crawled away.. If the guy gets charged, the dumb bitch so be getting charged also..

The hole thing is a shitty deal.
Dealing with a bunch of assholes.
It stinks.