Lady gets the "Money" shot on flight!
 

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Woman Sues American Airlines for X-Rated Incident
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HOUSTON -- A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a lawsuit against American Airlines Monday, alleging her trip to visit family and friends in Los Angeles last spring break turned X-rated.

The $200,000 suit claims a passenger masturbated in the seat next to Centava Dozier on a flight from DFW International Airport to Los Angeles during Dozier's spring break in 2007. Dozier said she was sitting on an unoccupied row of the plane when it took off and fell asleep. When she woke up, she found a stuck substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her. In the lawsuit, Dozier said she asked airline workers for help and asked that the man, who was not sitting in his assigned seat, be removed, but did not receive any help from the staff aboard the plane. Officials with American Airlines have maintained that their employees took appropriate action. The man was arrested when the plane landed.

http://www.myfoxhouston.com/myfox/pa...Y&pageId=3.2.1

Travel Tip: Never board a tired airplane.

a stuck substance. that sounds gross.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

She had probably told staff earlier that he had moved to the wrong section of the seat.

I guess this was his idea of Meating her at BAGgage claim.

This thread is worthless without pics.

Thats what happens when you steal an economy seat

skeet in your hair

You want a pic of the guy's unit?

well ya know if they had put up a sign saying that sort of think wasnt allowed i wouldn't have done it..

hey...not that there's anything wrong with that...

LMAO

Nice George.

This made me think of Dave Chappell's stand-up routine.

I take it then she did not rub it in?

Why would she do that? The guy just spent a lot of his time rubbing it out.

I thought it was Seinfield?

This is what happens when airline employees let passengers upgrade themselves, all spunk breaks loose.

Well that gives new meaning to fly the friendly skies

"we love to fly and it shows"

So, I am confused... doesn't it take 2 to join the mile high club? And if that is the case, then did this man join the 2,640 feet club?

Is that... is that hair gel?

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/i...ing_mary_l.jpg

That flight just rubbed against the grain of her enjoyment.

I guess he thought she needed 2 more salty nuts :shrug:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=33124215

wouldn't mind giving her a money shot myself.

The guy on the plane should be named Boner....

I just gave her a money shot from here...



lets all ask her about it now.

Boner? or Bowener?

I'm thinking she must have said something along the lines of, "damn, I wish that would come back here." In reference to the food cart, and the guy was nodding off in the back and thought she said, "damn, I want that wood cum splat here."

Maybe not.

Hey guys, whew - I just flew in from Dallas and boy are my hands tired....aww-right!

OHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!! ROFL

Here at American Airlines...we believe, in the power of YOU, we believe, in offering MORE, for your money...like a "SHOT" in the face...Gratis, on every flight.

Homeless guy on a bus using it like a weapon

200 K.... geez lady, it's protein... good for your hair!!!

it's a sick world out there. there is something in this story here that i'm trying to figure out.

"Dozier said she was sitting on an unoccupied row of the plane when it took off and fell asleep. When she woke up, she found a stuck substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her."

if she found the "stuck" substance in her hair and this guy was jerkin' himself next to her, was he going for a second round, or did the original masturbater move to another seat. stuck substance sounds like it had been there a little while. maybe the guy that got caught had moved in cause he saw what was going on and thought he should get in on that action.

Yep,no more high priced salon gels for my mrs

I think Rain Man was complaining about something similar the other night.

ROFL

Sounds like a classic pump and dump.

Even if the lady wins, she'll end up with about $80k while her lawyer puts $120k into his bank account - which is more than enough reason to dump a handfull of spunk atop the head of every lawyer I see on a daily basis henceforth. Make them really earn their $450 per hour fees. Is anybody with me?

that doesn't make any sense. She wakes up with a "stuck substance" on her hair and see's a man masturbating. Ugh....

Wasn't there an episode of Nip/Tuck in which they used that substance in one of their face creams, no pun intended.... :toast:

she's lying, probably wouldn't swallow.

its just hair gel... get over it!

http://pspstuffnjunk.proliphus.com/i...meron_diaz.jpg

Gives new meaning to the term Economy Plus.

Was the pilot Glen Quagmire?

Giggity, giggity, goo...

This is exactly what happens when people don't sit in their assigned seats.

Fortunately, they got a good identification of the perpetrator. Here are some pictures of him.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...1&d=1205644576

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...1&d=1205644813

On second thought, it can't be this guy. He has no testicles.

This why we love you, QT. You're just so sensible.