THE absolute, without a doubt, dumbest criminals ever
 

You think you've seen dumb criminals. You may have thought you'd seen the stupidest criminals ever before. This blows them all away by a mile.

They are just kids though...

Warning -- video is SFW but website overall has NSFW elements.


http://www.break.com/index/kids-rob-police-station.html

I wonder if that was some gang initiation thing, because there is no way anyone is that dumb, even kids.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Ah Break.com

Never saw this one as well...pretty funny.

http://www.break.com/index/party-boat-sinks.html

I blame it on public education. ROFL

LMAO

As there is a couple f@cking on that boat, and another bare ass nekkid, you might wanna stick a little NSFW warning on that bad boy.

Pay more attention to what the kids on this board say, it only gives more credibility of the dumbness of kids.

Probably a MUron.

I'm not sure what these guys did, but I'd have to say the family is in the running for just the tatoos alone:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...forehead1.html

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphic...3forehead1.jpg

Good luck EVER getting a job, there... Psycho.

I'm not against tatoos, but stupid tatoos are really becoming more prevalent.

I saw a chick with a tatoo that went from her right wrist and inward to the middle of her chest. She had quite an ample pair to view but when she showed them off there was only one, the other was obliterated by the tatoo. I asked her if she knew what was going to happen when gravity took over. She was aware of what it might look like, he mom had one just like it and showed us her "pair" too. Mom could have tucked them into her pants, for her at least the tatoo covered one of those monstrocities!

I thought the same thing. However, people could be that dumb..hmmm

Haha....that reminds me of the story I heard a few years ago where some drunken idiot pulled up alongside a police station window thinking it was a drive-thru window of the fast food restaurant next door. He started ordering food through the police station. Of course, they sent a couple of officers outside and did a field sobriety test and busted the driver. :shake:

When I think dumbest criminals, I see Goatse getting his peanut butter covered dick bit off by an angry guard dog after breaking into Carrie Underwood's house...with plagarized articles in his backpack.

ROFL

You forgot the part where GC is dress like Luke Skywalker.

Man I miss that guy. :)

I figured he'd be more easily mistaken for Jabba the Hut. Hell, it'd be real easy for him to pull off too, just a little greenish brown body paint and he's good to go.

that wasnt nothin compared to the stupid crap ive seen. i still say the worlds dumbest ciminal is right with this link...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_quStvTNynI

i laughed for about an hour later after i saw this.

Spectre is the flagellant version of GOATSE :spock:

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This guy is pure genious. Best one yet.....(it's the one from above that I quoted..)

I liked this one a lot too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

I'm still gonna' have to go with a buddy of mine that tried to force the arse-seggs and took 2 to the grill.

I'm thinking it was the driving around with his skull and very small grey parts on the passenger side that gave her away after about 3rd bar stop...

In English?

She blew his thinking parts out his side after he tried some unconventional reproductive methods.

Then she decided to drive around in the aftermath of that failed copulaton push with the evidece laying shotgun in said automobile.