Wow I am Shit Bombed.
 

Just FYI.

Took an Adderall and a couple bong rips at the friends house too so now I'm gonna be up til sunrise. WHOS DRINKING TIL THEN BESIDES ME?!?!?!

It's also college night at Club Vogue (strip joint). BYOB, going with the CoMo Hooters bitches.

Time to party like a rockstar tonite fellas.

I also watched Karate Kid on amc earlier. Daniel LaRusso is a ****ing pussy. And I still to this day can't understand how a 4 ft tall 90 yr old asian man that fights at the speed of sloths ****ing, can kick so much ass.

There has to be a secret. I will find that by tomorrow morning.

GODSPEED!!!!!

I'm pretty sober. I'm looking forward to my gluten-free enchiladas, though.

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Sounds like more fun than I'm having: working on a 20-25 page seminar paper in Canon Law. I'll take a drunken night and strip clubs over this any day.

this thread is useless without pics though....right? :hmmm:

p.s. antifreeze LMAO

In two hours you'll be eating peanut butter and potato chip sandwiches while watching "The Bad Girls Club" on WE.

I'm bombing shit. Ask Brando. My butt smells like I drank 1554 last night....

Oh.

how can you sniff your own butt? :hmmm: do we even wanna know? :huh: .. j/k :p

I'd say you don't want to know. There's a brown fog following me around this evening.

Shit bombed huh? I might be doing some carpet bombing later.

:hail: thanks for the heads up ;)

LMAO OMG!!! Pwnd

TWC Customers
 

I am getting mlb games and nhl games that I didn't order anyone else getting some? I better call them on monday before they bill me, but I am getting all the hockey games on center ice and mlb games

Twenty bucks says this guy ends up jerking off on his own stomach while crying profusely tonight.

Why call? There's no need to mention anything unless they bill you, then you simply call and tell them you didn't order the programming and won't pay for it. A lot of times it's also a way to get you hooked on programming so you'll buy it at the end of the 1 month trial period (think MLB).

I am going to call because it is the right thing to do. I want what i pay for no more no less

Wht are those like?

That's honorable of you. However, myself I feel like I have to call utility companies and other service providers so often for billing and other mistakes if I can avoid calling them one less time I'm all for it.

As I said before a lot of times TV companies will give you HBO, Showtime, etc. for a preview month or so to try to get you hooked and then pull the plug, my guess is that's what's going on with MLB seeing as though it's the beginning of the season.

it is happening with the nhl too that is what worries me

Yeah, I can't quite explain that one. You're a better man Demon.

Actually I love them. Amy's in the frozen food section. Good and good for you. Just got back from my nightly cardio and yanked one out of the garage freezer.

Celiac disease?

Actually, with his reference to Karate Kid, I say he starts something and gets his ass kicked, thrown in jail, beaten up again by the cops, sodomized by some inmates, beaten up both those inmates, sodomized by the cops, and then jerks off and cries....

Just my humble opinion..

No, gluten = low carb

I'm glad to hear you're doing cardio and low-card there, goatse. Now you won't be the pasty fat guy in all the rookie hazing photos at training amp.

Thanks Phil. I'm getting some sun, too.

I love aderol, its like a cocaine pill that lasts hours! I love doing some aderol and drinking a bunch!

??? wheat-free tortillas?

I haven't had sex in 4 days. I'm thinking of calling a whore.

Have you called one before?

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been a coople motnhs for me

I haven't had sex in almost 10,000 days. Not interested in whores.

Why don't you strip club regulars take a camera. We want a look.

He passed out on the sidewalk outside his apartment
the ants are attacking the redbull froth around his gaping mouth

Bump for Bong hits and the karate Kid!

Ah yes, adderall. Can you get unlimited adderall? If so I will be a purchaser of yours. I like to take a few times a week. They r good stuff. I am drinky and going to 3 am bars in a bit

that sounds illegal?

have fun BW becareful. If i didn't up my body's limit on drinking so early on i would be rolling with you!

lets do it, i got some bitches for ya

i have a prescription. i got that addhd stuff. i can't even concentrate while beating off

:eek: thanks for the info.

someone say bitches?? lol

Adderall and bong rips = the preferred method.

i don't like pills

all that shit is fun until one day you wake up your pushing 30 you got lines all over your face from all nighters you pull and you think about how jesus would be dissapointed in what you did with your life. My bad jesus, my bad

FYP

That would've been funny if you would've stopped there haha ;)

Although I don't recommend wacking it after you work out. That gets rid of needed protein to help your muscles repair and grow...

...Or you could wack it, then drink some whey protein mix to get the BCAA's right back into your body so that way you've never missed a beat, no pun intended.

all these lines in my face getting clearer

the past is gone

adderall and bong rips does not sound like an intriguing combo.