Do you do regular Colon Cleansings?
 

Do you?

Apparently it is very helpful. I haven't done one, butt I think it is something worth looking into, and was curious ass to who here does preventive rear maintenance?


http://allonhealth.com/dietary-fiber...lean-colon.htm



American people have the highest rate of colon-rectal cancer of all the nations in the world. It now accounts for more deaths of Americans than ever before in history. Most people think it's a dirty or embarrassing subject, but cancer and death are worse. By maintaining the health of your colon can help to significantly improve your health overall and limit the occurrence of chronic constipation and diarrhea.

I clean my colon twice a day. Should I be purging more frequently?

without reading all that sthit what do you have to do to get a colon cleanese? do ya have to fast? im sure my colon could use a good flsuh

Would you have any DNA left if you did

I've always wanted to do a colonic irrigation. I bet it feels great.

every other month or so, i just eat to many grapes and instant cleaning.

One of my friends was talking about this today. He has lost about 30 pounds in the past 3 months and says its amazing.

It was a bit weird hearing your friend talking about how wonderful the enema's feel, was a bit concerning. He said it was calming and relaxing.

No, I've never wanted some holistic healer to shove some used hose up my ass.

is the wet/dry vac included?

I don't like the look of that thiang

I ain't doing that shit

http://www.vaxa.com/745.cfm

Maybe this is a better solution?

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Why is cleaning your colon important?

The body's immune system is the first line of defense against almost all infections and diseases. If your body has a strong immune system you will be less prone to infection. Pretty astonishing news for those with an under functioning colon.

The purpose of the cleanse is to remove the toxins from the fat, muscle, blood, and internal organs, that have accumulated naturally over a period of years. This is how you prevent disease.

When you do a cleanse, you loosen up and flush out this accumulated waste and poison, and it has to flow out of the elimination channels, especially the colon and kidneys.

Clean organs means good health and the bowel is the best place to begin.

Yes this coming from a site trying to sell you some of thier own brand of colon blow.

No...it's known to be bad for you....

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/...n3993779.shtml

Home Remedy No-No Number 5: Home Colon Cleansing

"We hear a lot about the toxic effects of the contents of the colon on the body," says Robert Siegel, MD, a fellow with the American College of Gastroenterology. "But that's a fallacy."

And that's where home colon cleansing products come into play. People hear the claims that their colons are filled with toxic waste matter and that the solution is to flush them out with herbs, probiotics,special diets, enemas, or laxatives.

The fact of the matter is that the colon is a waste receptacle, explains Siegel. Its function is to let fecal material pass out of the body, naturally.

Trying to cleanse your colon from the comforts of your home can disrupt your body's electrolyte balance, causing dehydration and salt depletion. Over time, frequent colon cleansing can even lead to anemia, malnutrition, and heart failure.

Instead of cleaning your colon on your own, start by increasing your fiber intake by eating more fruits and vegetables , or by adding a supplement to y our diet -- 38 grams for men and 25 grams for women 50 and younger -- every day.

If you're still feeling constipated and uncomfortable, Siegel recommends you
see your primary care doctor or a gastroenterologist.

Can't you just imagine that thing shoved down your throat.





yuck

http://www.zug.com/pranks/colon/


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Hilarious!ROFL

Adam, where's the Colon Clense?

It's for my wife. IT'S FOR MY WIFE.

Perfect person for a colon cleaning. You probally have 5lbs of shit packed in it. No wonder you can smell your ass.

Oh, I'm genius. New diet plan.

ROFL

Funny shit there.

Extra jalapeños on my Mexican food always does the trick.

Colon cleansing is stupid. You don't need that stuff. If you've ever had a colonoscopy, you'd know that the stuff they try and sell you is unnecessary. And the process is NOT relaxing.

One or two tablespoons of sugar-free Metamucil in 12 oz. of water before you go to bed does wonders for lower GI. Had problems in my twenties, started the fiber regimen, and it's donw wonders for me. Nothing like taking a healthy dump in the morning.

Oh it's great. After your done with that I have some great magnetic therapy pads I can sell you. Only $39.99. It re-balances the heavy metals in your body, realigns your electrons and some other sciency stuff that you probably wouldn't understand so I won't bother explaining. And in this ONE TIME ONLY special offer PM me in the next 30 seconds and receive a second magnetic therapy kit free!

I eat blueberries everyday.

Nothing like experience they say................
LMAO

I drink this stuff I call yak, but it's more like a liquid version of ex-lax. It's salty as heck, really kind of hard to drink. Bottle costs about $1 at Wal-Mart, and I've heard it's similar to the stuff you have to drink prior to a colonoscopy. Anyway, hold out for 30 minutes to an hour and my colon is clean stat.

Penn and Teller did an episode of their show on colon cleansing. They basically expose it to be a big scam with no provable benefits. My guess is people who feel better feel that way because of the placebo effect.

I was thinking about it, but then I saw the links between enima's and autism

**** that

QFT

What if I only want the 2nd magnetic therapy kit?

I'm purging my colon right now. I don't feel too much differently ATM - maybe a few ounces lighter thought it's difficult to tell.

It's one of the 'in things', Movie Stars, Sportsmen even Politicians are talking about having an Enema, but what is it, is it healthy, is it pleasurable?
One point I must make, this is not a 'how to' guide, before undertaking any such procedure I would advise you consult your local medical adviser first.


Basically it is the cleansing of the colon and large intestine, it involves the injection of a solution into the rectum to soften the feces, distend the colon and rectum, and thereby cause the easy emptying of the bowel. Although its all the fashion at the moment, its actually one of the oldest medical procedures and has been practiced by most cultures throughout history. In fact its only within the last fifty years that the regular practice of Enema's has decreased, this mainly by the onslaught of chemical enema's and laxatives from the pharmaceutical industry. Everyone from the Greek's and Egyptians to the Kings of France have extolled the virtues and health benefits of Enema's. The use of enema's today can be broadly split into two areas, one for medical and health reasons, the other for pleasure and erotic practices.


Let's deal with the traditional health benefits first, and have a quick look at your colon. Its main function together with your lungs, skin and kidneys is the elimination of toxins in the intestines, blood and lymph systems. Among its most important functions are the colon are the absorption of water and minerals, and the formation and elimination of feces, so if your colon is blocked it cuts down or stops these functions. A recent survey in the United States showed after surgery where the colon was examined, there was on average over a pound of undigested or impacted meat in the colon. Meat that was unable to move and consequently it rotted and released poisons into the blood stream. Not a good idea so by use of diet or other procedures keeping the colon clean helps maintain a healthy body.


The solution that is usually used in enemas is warm water, but surprisingly there are many solutions that can be used, these solutions are often called 'recipes'. They include Coffee, Beer, Epsom Salts, Limon Juice, Ivory Soap. Each recipe can have a slightly different effect and result on your body, so it is always best to do much research before using a new or untried recipe.
The following is just a short paragraph in the use of enemas from a sexual point as this article can be read by minors, if you wish for more information there is plenty available on specialist Internet sites.


Certainly the biggest growth interest in enema's has been for sexual pleasure itself and the use before sexual acts. Willing partners are far more adventurous in performing Anal sexual acts than in previous years and the application of an enema before can aid not only in eliminating health hazards but heightening the pleasure of the act.


There is wide spread agreement by both the traditional and alternative therapy professions that the cleansing of the colon and intestines by enemas can be both beneficial and invigorating, but it is best to be well advised and researched before trying any procedures yourself.

You're a jayhawk fan right?

http://www.strictlyhealth.com/images...yColon-332.jpg
I'll bet you didn't know that the average person -- one who is neither overweight, nor noticeably allergic to things -- may have 10 to 25 pounds of dried fecal matter in their colon! But that's for someone who is at normal weight for their height and age...

I've always thought, whenever I see pictures on T.V. of extreme poverty and starvation around the world - all those people need is a good colon/digestive tract condition to help them get back up to optimal body weight.

I could definitely go for an everclear enema about now.

Colon's are overrated.

I hate Big Colons.

"Death begins in the colon. Don't believe it? Ask any coroner. Autopsies often reveal colons that are plugged up to 80 percent with waste material."

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Eat an apple for god's sake.

****ing Gross.... I don't think that you need to have enemas...

Apparently, just the right colon cleansing regimen is all you need. Which is a relief as I don't really want to stick anything up my ass.

http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html

Everybody's colon is self cleaning, or so I was always told. I know a guy at work that's on some liquid diet that is supposed to clean your colon out, as well. According to him, we all carry an extra 5 to 35 pounds of shit up in us, and this stuff basically makes you poop out the spackled up shit in you. The diet goes on for 2 weeks. Doesn't sound real healthy.

We know.


:fire:

ROFL

Go to Smoothie King ane buy there colon cleansing product. It works fine. But since we americans eat so much red meat that our body doesn;t eliminate the cleansing is a good thing. Besides that it also can take some inches off you mid section. I know alot of people on the planet are full of excess shit so they should maybe do it 3 four times a year.

PhilFree:arrow:

ROFL

He is aware that human beings shit even if you are on a liquid diet, right? I bet he thinks he's cleaning himself out REAL good, but the reality is he's just shitting out what he's ingesting.

Colorectal Cancer


Colon Cleansing & Cancer Risk
(Interview with Bernard Levin, M.D., June 3, 2003)

They’re everywhere. Ads on television, on the Internet and in newspapers tout the virtues of colon cleansing supplements as a way to prevent colorectal cancer. Some of them even have graphic pictures of the “results” produced by taking these alternative remedies. Do colon cleansing products and processes reduce one’s cancer risk?

In a word, no. “It’s all nonsense,” says Bernard Levin, M.D., vice president for cancer prevention at M. D. Anderson. “It’s all about selling products for an exorbitant amount of money that you can buy over the counter for very little - if you even need them at all.”

Among the claims made by colon cleansing products are:

* A typical person has anywhere from a few ounces to several pounds of undigested red meat in their colon, which causes mucous buildup on the colon walls
* This mucous buildup produces toxins that may increase the colon cancer risk or lead to other diseases if not removed
* Regular bowel movements are not enough to clear out the colon
* A “dirty” colon can adversely affect the body’s lymphatic system
* Using a colon cleanser is the only way to remove mucous buildup and reduce cancer risk

There are at least two colon cleansing methods being advertised by dozens of manufacturers. Powdered or liquid supplements irritate the colon wall, forcing it to slough off hardened mucous, which is eliminated through a series of bowel movements. Colonic irrigation, also known as high colonics, works much like an enema by flushing large amounts of water through the colon to loosen and remove buildup.

“We don’t even know the long-term effects of constant purging with colonic irrigation and supplements,” Levin says. “If these people have a safe, effective product as they claim, they need to prove it. Do a research trial - don’t go on the Internet and sell sweatshirts.”

Levin, an internationally recognized colorectal cancer expert, says the colon is a complex, dynamic organ that is constantly shedding old cells - a process that rarely needs any help. He concedes that laxatives can help ease constipation, if used properly. “Chronic use of laxatives to cleanse the colon is not a good idea, since some drugs can alter the colon lining or upset the intricate balance of chemicals and bacteria.”

When striving for a healthy colon, it’s all about what goes into your body. “There’s no doubt that diet has a lot to do with what’s in the colon,” Levin says. “If you’re eating a lot of red meat and fat, it’s not as good for you in general. The way to avoid or mitigate the effects of an unhealthy diet is not to change what’s in the colon, but to change what comes in the front end.”

The bottom line is that colon cleansers don’t do anything to lower your risk of colon cancer. “A healthy diet (low in red meat and fat and high in fruits, vegetables, fiber and calcium), exercise, drinking in moderation and avoiding tobacco are the known elements that reduce colon cancer risk, “ Levin says. “Know your family history, and get screened earlier than age 50 if colon cancer runs in your family.” For the rest of us, he emphasizes, “begin screening at age 50 by any of the recommended methods. Please do not die of embarrassment.”

Dunno if anybody remembers, but I had a thread about my first colonoscopy last fall. I'll just say that I'd rather have drugs for drinking that shit rather than the surgery :Lin: Oh, and I was knocked out for most of it... kind of upset, because some of those stories about the drugs they give you made me all excited. Eh, whatever.

Luckily I had nothing wrong. Doctor told me this procedure would help to keep me clean for a long time. In the meantime, I should help it along by eating 4-5 fruits per day and keeping off fatty complex starches like pizza and white bread. So far it's worked brilliantly.

I haven't had to use a Fleet enema since, but at least I know that if I do need to, those are the safest methods to "clean house". And that's a much better method than suppositories or laxatives.

I guess there's something in this stuff he's drinking that is supposed to focus on cleaning your colon out. That's as far as I got before I told him to shut the hell up about it, and go get some fiber pills.

LOL

I really should go into business for myself marketing this kind of bullshit. Apparently, people really will buy it.

So Ari has gone into business selling crap and now we are going to get these reports weekly...

oh joy.

I've also fasted for more than 20 days, and I can say--as has been said here--you crap the whole time. You don't crap much, but you're crapping for 20 days, even when all you're "eating" is juice.

This has nothing to do with my business, Douche.

That's a load of crap.

Nope, I don't use Douche either.

It probably isn't all that therapeutic, but I don't see any harm in getting that thing in post #43 out of your body.

There are lots of explanations of what that could be, but it's certainly not normal to have ANYTHING like that in your body. There's absolutely no proof that whatever that is came out of a healthy individual that underwent a "colon cleansing" procedure.

Just wait til you have your first colonoscopy. I can pretty much guarantee you'll never see anything like that come out of your ass.

You're probably right, I just read the story and the dude said he was bleeding every time he took a dump.

You sound like the cop that was also in Fast Times At Ridgemont High on the stakeout. His line had to do with the average male having 15 lbs. of undigested meat in their bodies when they die.

That was one of the best scenes of that movie.