Trying to get my wife to text dirty pics...
 

So I got my wife finally moved over to a PDA Phone (Samsung BlackJack II - or as I tell her, the BJ). Got her into texting.

I enjoy texting little messages throughout the day with her.

But I have been trying to get her to send me a dirty picture... Im getting closer but still not what I want...

Anyone else here get these fun texts from their wives???

I get them from my ex...
Ugh.. i miss southern gals

hmmm, your wife didn't seem to have any problems texting me her dirty pictures.

ROFL

Well that didnt take long!

I figured it would have come from RedRum... (yeah, I know, "thats what she said")

Wanna share??? She is your EX...

I could upload one or two :)... for the boys

We all get texted pictures from Redrum mom.... Arent you on the list?

Agreed

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR SEX LIFE IS WELL

Look who showed up?

http://ls1tech.com/forums/images/smilies2/supergay.gif

You want her to text you a pic?


Here, I'll help:

"A woman stands here. She is naked. Her breasts are large. Her figures is lovely. She looks like your wife. Have a nice day. K?"

Dont worry, Im sure your boyfriend will come around...

SMS, Text, same thing.

fuggin pervs


Don't have bluetooth on the work computer. Wait til I get home.

Wanna text them to me???

I'll text them to you and your wife.

I dont think she will get as much enjoyment out of them...

It doesn't get teed up any higher than that.

PM me ur number ya woman

You better share or else!

http://ls1tech.com/forums/images/smilies2/bigun2.gif

2 pics are headin ur way

Tell her that she's so hot....that you can't wait until you get home to see her. Either that or surprise her with a picture of your wang chung and see what she says.

So where are the pics?

haha
So Dave just said he gave the wrong number.. i sent two photos of my ex to some unknown number....

ROFL

Priceless!!!!

unbelievable

Dave, you should give me some casino $$$ or some rep or something :)

Or something is right.....

maybe some photos of the ole wifey?

This isn't fair. Ssurfer, post that shit! (please. I need this)

This thread is without merit... VegasDave wouldnt even show us his wife's fake tit job. BOOOOOOOOOO! Hiss! BOoooooOOOoo

So sad.

Why would you want naked pics of your own wife? /shyguyms

You'll understand when you get older.

I've gotten my wife to do it a couple of times.

what a hypocrite.

Your wife got dirty pictures of his wife? I'm liking this story.

I'll understand when I get to be 24?

WTF
your in the dumb a$$ category so.... call it your day ROFL

Much better than the initial post...

I'm sure the odometer will flip back to all 0000000 soon enough...

Damn, the tags would be priceless on this thread .........Vegas Dave owes us some pics. :D

If this isn't a taggable moment I don't know what is....priceless. :LOL:

dude, you are sad.

I have several people I know, who have memberships at sites...which have naked pictures of your wife? Should I PM you? :)

was just thinking the other day about all the advances in technology and everything, and how I really can't believe that I never sent a picture of my genitals to anyone, I have had girls send me naked pics before, but I was always in a public place like at work or driving so never sent one of me. I feel like I should've done this yrs ago. I think I'll hold the camera-phone underneath and lean forward and to the side so they can get my balls, dong, and my smiling face at the same time

might want to make sure your chode is clean and lacking dingleberries. Well, I think Vegas Dave should be texted those pics as well.


Vegas Dave:

"Oh Man! My wife has the most amazing breasts in the world. She just had a breast job and her tits are just perfect everyone here on Chiefplanet. It's so awesome."

Chiefsplanet:

Well, show us a pic. If they are so spectacular, photoshop her face out... and show them. Yeah! We want to see perfect, awesome breasts!"

VegasDouche:

No guys. Duh. What? You think Im some kind of perv? I would never do that!


So sad, is RIGHT.

I have a blackberry and what I like to do after tipping the bottle is take a picture of the ol' twig and berries and send them to one of my blackberry email accounts I made up that is completely generic. I then forward the images to random phone numbers that begin with prefixes that I know are cell phone numbers. Pretty interesting stuff...

No, thanks.

so who took the pictures?

ROFL

This thread makes me long for a poop thread.

This thread fails to deliver

LMAO @ Please, I need this.

What a let down.

This thread has zero burst...

What a waste, so much potential, but deliverd nothing...

I can't believe it took 9 replies before this was said. The Planet is slipping...

That is the greatest avatar ever!

I had my best friend take them. He was just stopping by to see me and as luck would have it, I was out of town.....

Heh. Yup.