Holy Tornado Warning, Batman. Katie Horner must be ograsmic
 

Tornado Warning for KC metro area.

Quick, crawl into your verginer!

Dammit, I'm missing Survivor!

It was 86 here yesterday and tonight we're supposed to get 2-4" of snow.:cuss:

CRA-ZAY

I'm telling you, only in SD.

I have a feeling we are going to be in for an eventful night. It was snowing in Colorado today and 80 degrees here. Never a good mix.

The radar early looked like a possible monster tornado but the film showed just huge clouds.

i was about to post this... but someone banned my thread creating abilities...

AND, i can't send PM's either.

****ing Tag Nazis.

I have family in Gardner, so I got on KCTV 5's website to listen to reports. Horner is awful. I've heard bad things, mostly from you guys, before but it makes me appreciate the severe storm coverage by the Wichita stations.

She brings nothing to the coverage. Just bad.

Third time the sirens have gone off this evening. I'm near 87th and Metcalf.

I had nothing to do with this, for what it's worth. Pretty funny though.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!

Am I the only one here who just LOVES thunderstorms. I don't like the damage they do but I certainly love the crashing lightning and booming thunder.

One of my exes turned into a rabbit when it got stormy. *cough*

As it was SNOWING here today, one of my coworkers (who is from St. Louis) and I were talking about how we miss thunderstorms out here. I like Denver, but I kind of miss storms.

so i get my avatar and sig deleted also? wow. wtf did I do?

she just interupted a few min ago for a small storm like 200+ miles away from kc, shes a hack

Did she Orgasm yet?? Thats all i want to know.

Have they said when Survivor will reaire?

Not that I've heard of. That bitch.

Oh come on...just think how many lives she saved tonight. ROFL

The local KC stations have got to be the most weather obsessed stations in the country.

Jesus fuck, this is beyond annoying - it's freaking obnoxious.

Thanks for the last 15 minutes of The Office weather****s.

Heh, she was once again hoping for the storm of orgasmic death.

She should seriously consider driving into oncoming traffic.

What a waste of oxygen...........

And even if her orgasmic car crashes she'll find some way to disappoint me, by not burning in the wreckage.......yeah she sucks that bad.....

LMAO

My guess would be Bob Dole is on the loose.

You bitch a lot.

Ari Douch3 ROFL

You're right they just don't get the thunderstorms here like they do back in the Omaha/KC area. The one thing I don't miss is the 3am right overhead thunder cracks that blow you out of bed and give you a fucking heart attack. :eek:

Does anybody happen to know who you should call if the tornado siren in your neighborhood is barely audible from your house? Today, I was out in my garage and it wasn't even really raining, and I could barely hear it. And I live in a fairly crowded neighborhood. Later, I was actually driving right by the siren when it went off again by mistake apparently after the storm had passed. It was less than 10 feed away at one point and wasn't any louder than an ambulance or police siren.

Call your county or city emergency management department. I'm sure a simple internet search of your county/city webpage will give you the answer.

Get ready KC. A new round is on its way. Just turn on Katie.

Yea it's blasting lawrence right now. Woke up to hail and the sound of 70 mph winds outside. Not a pretty scene.

Heheh.

damn...it's lookin mean out in olathe now

Starting to get good lightning going on in Raytown

Blasphemy, its always sunny and 70 in Olathe

shoot, i wouldn't be surprised if we had an ice age tomorrow and then supernova heat the next day

BTW this guy on NBC has no clue what he is talking about. uhh, it's hitting manhattan right now, so it might hit lawrence in 5 minutes, which means it will hit the metro a good 5 minutes later

Are you serious? WOW!!!!! What a friggin idiot!!!ROFL

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DONT CHANGE THE CHANNEL. btw, this is not cbs, this is NBC. Aparrently they are either mimmicking or mocking horner. I can't tell.

tornado in topeka?

This weather is thrilling.

OMG, our camera has been blown off the roof. 75 mph winds.

holy shit, HURRICANE FORCE WINDS.











yes, this douche really said this

you have a camera on your roof?

Nope. Not even a warning in Topeka. Just friggin wet.

Damn, I wish I was able to get that channel. That is top shelf comedy there.ROFL

peace out, I'm down to the basement.

I'm not going to lie, ten minutes later and I believe him.

It got pretty crazy here for a bit. I was on the verge of taking the boys down stairs, but the worst of it seems to have passed now.

Good luck.

Nice cool breeze and calm skies here in central mo...

Wow, a whole minute in the basement huh?:D

My power went off for a few minutes that pissed me off way more than I was scared of the storm.

What? We get thunderstorms.

I'd just like to point out that we got jack shit in my part of Olathe. Just some rain. No hail, even.

Fixing to get ugly here in Arkansas

Isn't that normal though. :evil:

I think it might have rained some here.

No......... sirens went off for the infamous "radar indicated possible, maybe, we are just throwing darts tornado" that was in the SE Corner of Shawnee county, a good 10 miles from the city limits.

Then you haven't lived in Wichita during the stormy season. They put the KC weather teams to shame. Between wall-to-wall coverage on one of the country radio stations in town which has a ton of storm chasing vehicles and the TV crews going nuts...they really get everyone worked up.

That's my biggest thing with the whole deal.

If there is a an actual tornado coming or even a warning, then by all means break into TV.

However, I think 3 hours of continuous coverage is a bit excessive and does nothing but generate ratings by getting folks scared out of their wits.

I don't mind it. I Love to see where they are at and chase them. They are exciting.

Apparently we had a major storm come over last night around 3:00am but I didn't hear shit.

LOL at the comments in the KC Star article...

http://www.kansascity.com/384/story/602007.html

Apparently hurricane type winds

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Some damage in glorious Indep. MO where Stately Blowfish Manor is located.

Wind blew the roof off an Arby's, next to my fave pizza joint (Minksy's) which, thank GOD...remained unscathed.

Better not be messin with my pizza fix...or I'll have to hurt somebody.

Your grammar and spelling indicates a level of sobriety we haven't seen from you in years.

Just because there's a little bit of "thunder" in a storm doesn't qualify it as a "thunderstorm" in my book.

Kotter probably "unintentionally" logged on as him.

Thanks I have been sober for awhile now everyday sober is a gift from the Meavens

I was awake when it hit here, around 2 or 2:30, it was pretty cool. Almost constant lightning.

Wow, I just talked to my folks in Gladstone (Mother's day call). They had a tornado go right over their house from this storm. No damage at their house but neighbors had tree twisted off and completely destroyed. A block from their house five power poles were snapped off and they were without power for 2 days. Two blocks away a house was lifted off its foundation. Dad found a $5 bill in the yard. I'm just thanful that no one was hurt.

$5 Profit, baby!

Orgrasmic?

JUST STANDIN' AROUND SUCKIN' ON MY BIG OL' CHILI DOG.

OUTSIDE THE TASTY FREEZE

Take it away, man. Take it away.

DIANE'S SITTIN' ON JACKIES LAP, HE'S GOT HIS HANDS BETWEEN HER KNEES


:D