Shania is single...
 

You knew that marriage wouldn't last...but some guy is going to be very lucky (and (probably rich) SOB is going to be very lucky soon...:banghead:

She's 42, but I'd still hit it!

That Mutt Lange dude is nearing 60. Maybe she likes old ****ers. Skip! Get in there!

I'd be happy to participate.

Wow. I just found the mother load of NSFW Shania pics.

http://shaniagallery.co.uk/pics/NSFWshania

You douche!

dammitt

I ain't that stupid.

The lady IS hot, no question.

I've never forgotten a funny thing i saw her do for an NFL pre-game show years ago. She was meeting a still playing Troy Aikman for the 1st time & it couldnt have been more awkward looking.

It seemed like she was waiting for Troy to just fawn all over her & he wasnt biting...he seemed to have this attitude of "baby, i've had'em all over the world just like you".

I was kinda embarrassed for her.

Or because he is gay..

LMAO

damn-I recall that too, and had the exact same impression--wasn't Aikman married at the time? she was definitely layin it out for him. Aikman was visibly perturbed.

Exactly...i dont recall if he was still married or not, but i'm glad someone else remembers it.

Okay, someone find it on YouTube.

I could love her from this moment on

Get in line.

How old are you sir?

He was best friends with Moses....

That ought to tell you something.....

bastard!

ROFL

hahah....funny.


Good God, what id give to live the life of a Star NFL QB for one day. Preferrably during the week when they get all the tang. Not Sundays. :)

I'd like to be able to live the life of a 3rd stringer making the $350k minimum, i'd be happy as a clam.

She is fine but a little to old for me, I would rather have Carrie Underwood. I'm not fat, write for WPI or live in a basement so I have a hell lot better chance for that.

That must explain all the anonymous phone calls I've been getting.

I'm glad I like this song.

How much do you bench, punk?

Before I blew out both shoulders I could bench 225 x 10 times or so. I was a freak white boy wide receiver. 6-4, 200 pounds ran a 4.5 forty had a 35 inch vertical, couldnt catch worth a Raider though, between that and having two bad shoulders ended my football career. :huh:

I'd hit it....like two fives!

Sorry but she won't be able to get past your itchy ass.

It look like my phone will be ringing soon.

63 next month.

My thoughts are:

suddenly i get this vision of mr. burns trying to score with shania

Yeah, who didn't know that?