Activities for a fun first date
 

Any ideas?

antifreeze?

Does she give it up on the first date??

effing, essing, effing and essing.

if I get her drunk enough

smoke her out?

There's your answer.

Miniature golf.

Tell her the story about how you laughed when a guy's dog died and how cool that made you.

I didn't laugh, I asked a question.

roofie ?

Depends..how much money will you have left over after you pay her?

That was gonna be my suggestion, its harmless fun that doesnt involve getting her drunk ie; it shows a bit of class.

Or, you could grab a couple bottles of Nighttrain & head for the lake.

buttsecks.

lots of it.

It also shows her that you are playful and that you interact well with the kids.

Just don't beat the crap out of the clown thing when it eats your golf ball.

Oh, and then break out the picnic basket from the trunk. And I do mean basket, a wicker one with two handles.

Paint his house?

Get really plastered and then brag about the times you've DWI'd.

If she laughs and tells you how cool you are, you've probably found your mental and moral equivalent.

Then you may not need to bother with the usual Roofie-colada. [/giggity]

LMAOLMAOLMAO

Activities for a fun first date
 

Invite her to see you and your band perform open mike night in between shower shows at the gay bar. Go out after the performance for some Irish car bombs (see who can drink more in an hour) and then drive her home with your eyes closed.

Cheetoes and MD 20/20 while you watch 70s porn together on your 19" xenith.

Yep, the submarine races.

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I'll be damned. Change that to Merlot, Cheese and Townhouse Crakas, and a 36" Sharp...that was how the old lady and I spent last Saturday Night.

If you've never watched "Devil's Ecstasy" when intoxicated and fooling around with your significant other, I recommend it.

Submarine races? What are those?

When you take your date to the lake late at night.

Heh...show up with an eyepatch & a hat from Long John Silvers, then tell her your going to play "Schooner Lassie".

Hmmm......with a date, huh? I always thought that was a solitary pursuit.

I just looked it up and I still don't get the reference.

LMAO

Holy Cow, I haven't heard that reference in YEARS! Thanks for the memories.

It's not funny.

How do these people going to submarine races know that even if there are multiple submarines (which would be required for a race) at the lake at the exact time of their "date," that they would indeed race as expected?

adopt a pet

ROFLROFLROFLROFL
If you can't see the race you may as well make out.

Oh. Well, what if the submarines are not submerged? You could see them if they were racing on the surface.

Go at night.

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a good game of "hide the salami" is always a wonderful ICE BREAKER.

:D

You usually don't find submarines in lakes either but young girls don't question it.

Don't inflate her to more than 5 psi.

ROFL

What if the moon was full and it was a relatively cloud-free night? You could see the wake.

Wait till the race is over and **** her.

Multiple bong hits.

Through antifreeze.

Wine and dine followed up with a movie. :thumb:

I must admit, I'm disappointed about the whole submarine races thing. It would be really cool if there really were little two-person subs just cruising around lakes at random. That would make a really neat first date.

Take her out to an open field at night and tell her to get out of the car. Stab her repeatedly in the abdomen and neck until she stops moving. Come back a few days later when she's good and ripe and rape the stab wounds in her decomposing flesh. Wipe your dick off on her face then piss on her corpse.

Maybe you'd like a snipe hunt better than the submarine races.

Yes, that would be cool. And after your cruise, you can **** her.

I've done that a few times, but I could never find them.

Good lord.

I was thinking about during, actually.

"DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!"

Creepy.

You have to stand there and hold the bag while the others drive them toward you.

Dave Attell is at the Majestic Theater in Zona Rosa... follow it up with a nice drink and some bowling at Lucky Strike downtown... maybe roll around naked on the lawn in front of the Liberty Memorial; it's a nice view. :shrug:

Oh. I figured I was doing something wrong.

My current favorite first date sequence of events (this is powerful stuff that could be abused in the wrong hands!)

1. Have her come to your place so you can go to (insert place near your house) in one car.

2. Before hand, buy a decent bottle of wine.

3. Take her to a scenic/romantic-ish area not too far away to drink the wine and chat.

4. Somewhere along the date, I mention my travels and all the cool pics she has to see on my PC.

5. Come back, show her cool pics as she's sitting on my lap...

6. yada yada yada :D

Take her to McDonalds, rub her feet, and rail the shit our of her.

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Take her to a small airport and have her take a flying lesson. Around here it's around 100 bucks for an hour, with the instructor manning the craft for the first 1/2 hr, then handing the controls over to her(with him still being able to control it)

You will score much originality points.

Damn, that's pretty fucked up. However, my ex-wife is single if you would like me to hook you up with her. :)

Oh I wouldnt do anything like that personally, just trying to contribute some ideas.

That's a good idea.

You are ****ed upLMAO

Go somewhere you can walk, sedated. You don't want to turn her off the first night.

Take her to the theatre to see a play!

Wait a minute! Step two happens before step one?!! What the hell kind of sequence is this?

To even be able to type that out says very, very disturbing things about you.

Douche > MTG#10

Step 2 happens after Step 1, per the sequence. The content of Step 2 may happen before Step 1, hence the word "beforehand".

Here are my instructions for starting a fire.


1. Find dry leaves.

2. Blow on embers until flame appears.

3. Beforehand, rub two sticks together.

4. After finding sticks and leaves, but before rubbing sticks together, place sticks near dried leaves.

5. Beforehand, find two sticks.

Thats another good idea, even though i doubt Sedated has any culture about him...it says "I'm sophisticated & cultured" and not in any way interested in having buttsecks...LOTS of it.

What about taking a girl to the batting cages?

Technically, part of that is the second date.

Strip Club?

Without reading the whole thread, I presume that "threesome with her best friend" has already been suggested, right?

The one she works at, or a different one?

It might work, the trouble is finding a play that doesn't make you seem ghey.

Anything but a musical & that wont be a problem.

Bowling. Just go out there and have fun.