Random photos from my childhood
 

Remember those guys you picked on in school? This is what their photo album looks like.

Observe young, pale-faced GoChiefs drinking tea with annoying Jehovah's Witness kids. I think the one on the far left fancies me. My sisters are also in shot.

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This is me, in Scotland, with our Doberman. He's dead now. I am pictured wearing the only pair of Nikes I can recall owning.

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This is our first house, in Portlethen, Scotland. Chief (same dog) is guarding the front door - censored.

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This is our second house in Newtonhill, Scotland. I am in the background, doing hard labor in the back yard as my mother laughs maniacally.

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The stairs from Newtonhill. This photo shows the beginning of my "Dick Tracy/Pirates" phase. I think I still have that shirt somewhere.

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More coming...

That dog in pic 2 is checking out your package, i thought this was a family forum.

FYP

You are such a great poster.

Why did you live in Scotland? Dad in the military?

Looks like that flower pot in front of the house contains weed.

Even better - Halliburton. They flew us to America every summer. :D

COMING TO AMERICA! This is my grandmother's house, at a garage sale. Note my fixation on the gameboy. This will become a theme. In shot are my cousin and sister.

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I couldn't put down that damn gameboy. While cousin, grandfather and sisters mugged for the camera, I tried to reach Level 4, or someshit.

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The addiction grows. I am enraptured by the NES at my Uncle's house in Oregon. Also, it was in this room that I first viewed Star Wars...

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...on the horrible little TV set pictured here. Also, Star Trek. My uncle appears. Note the Dick Tracy shirt.

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This is my "49ers/shaved head" phase. Also, red socks. The house is my father's parents.

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Welcome to Leavenworth. The one in the greater northwest. Also, Kansas City Chiefs. And horrible, horrible socks.

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This thread really should be labeled as NSFW.

haha your dad is wearing a days of thunder shirt

Uncle. Uncle.

My dad will appear later.

you have large ankles. nttawwt

i flip flop between the biggest narcissist on this board.....goatsex...hootie....hootie....goatsex...

Welcome to Carrollton, Texas. Where we eat donuts. By the artifical pond. And make complete asses of ourselves by flashing the Vulcan "Live Long and Prosper" sign. Note my blue Texas Rangers shirt. I liked baseball a lot more back then.

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Go Chiefs - in Colorado. And tuck your jeans into your shoes, son. It looks rad. I bet I unwittingly pissed off a bunch of Broncos fans by wearing that shirt.

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Let's go to school with our pants hitched way the hell up. Thanks, Mom. Our backyard in Carrollton. I cleaned that pool hundreds of times.

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And what did we DO at McCoy Elementary? We won student of the week or some shit like that. Unfortunately, I won the award in the middle of our renaissance festival, or something. I look kind of like a cross between Han Solo, Indiana Jones and a puritan. WHAT THE **** IS THAT HAIRCUT?

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Let's all go to middle school. And tuck our batman shirts into our underwear, while still hitching our pants way the hell up. Hey, look! Chief is still alive.

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This is my room during high school. Isn't the decor lovely? Elvis Grbac photos are hanging to my left. Joe Montana is on the closet door.

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And a horrible, horrible body.

OK, that's all you get for now. I'm going to post the photos of me wearing that stupid Boba Fett costume tomorrow. It will be amazing.

I'd post some of my own childhood pictures, but the Romanian orphanage couldn't afford film.

i can see you learned the peanut butter and dog trick early on

You're lucky you have all these. I only have 4-5 pictures left from my childhood. My house burned down when I was 9 and they all went with it. :(

Why did your mom tuck your shirts in like that? It's like you're begging to be wedgied and hung on a hook.

That's very cool, Mr. GoChiefs. You have led an amazing and interesting life what with all the travels and all.

It's as if you are the reincarnation of Vasco Da Gameboy.

FAX

Has anyone ever told you that your torso is abnormally small compared to the rest of your body?

I have boxes and boxes. I'm going to go through some more this weekend.

Hell, my family couldn't afford to take 4-5 pictures.

Thanks. I feel very privileged. I want to follow in my father's footsteps and hit the Middle East next. He has been everywhere, though. EVERYWHERE. Japan, Russia, Africa, South America, all over Europe, Mexico, the US of course, probably a dozen places I don't remember. Egypt. Halliburton rules!

I probably would have made a great athlete.

Nice pictures GoChiefs. Where exactly in Scotland is Porlethen and Newtonhill?

North east corner of Scotland. Google maps has it. Newtonhill is a few miles south of Portlethen. They are both very close to the sea. We used to go down all the time. One time I fell in the North Sea in the dead of winter. They have a big golf course out by Porthlethen now.

There's no denying that those are from Scotland. My paternal grandmother is apparently going to be dead soon, so I may be taking the family to the UK. I may have to go back to the old country.

Tell them about the "sand."

I have no Scottish blood. My heritage is German.

I didn't say it was.

This is what our beach looked like:

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I'm not sure if that's what you are referring to, but perhaps not. I once ate black sand in tenerife on holiday.

:spock:

Precisely. fucking rocks. I remember our first trip to California after moving to the US.

"Dad, what's this?"

"It's sand, you knob."

We had lots of driftwood and seaweed though. And rope. Lots of rope.

Geez, I take it that you don't go to the beach much when visiting there?

I haven't gone back since we left. But we used to go to the beach all the time. We didn't know any better. It was fun.

One time I found a glowing egg amidst the rocks, and it had a beastie inside. He became my best friend.

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There's line that Billy Connolly said once:

50 miles away, oil workers were being told, "This is the North Sea. If you fall in, you'll only have ten minutes before hypothermia sets in and you'll die. At the same time, Scottish mothers were taking the clothes off their kids and saying, "Alright, in ya go."

I wish I could find a WAV or video of that.

Hey, Donger, let's grab a burger at Wimpy's.

I don't think you'd enjoy spending any time with me.

I wasn't serious. You never went to Mr. Wimpy's? That shit was the BOMB, yo.

No, I just hung out with the other geeks.

I would have never guessed that NY58 would show up, the ultimate internet bad ass.

It just occured to me that I look a lot like Toht.

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Nice pictures Clayton. You were one lucky kid to be able to travel though it was probably hard to keep friends that way

Oh no, I had all those awesome Jemimah's Witness kids as friends. :LOL:

Your childhood in one word.

JWs in Scotland too
probably make the men wear kilts
and chastity belts on the sheep

Another plausible theory could be that they just didn't want to take pictures of you.

Did your parents have trouble finding pants that fit you?

And here's Clayton just last year....

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:D

Ouch!

Oh. Snap.

HA ha!

Who Cares!

..

I swear, this isn't a shot...

But that picture you took of yourself, where it looks like you are yelling into the camera, you look just like Ryan Reynolds in the fat suit in "Just Friends."

Gochiefs at an early age discovered that dogs love peanut butter.

Gorgeous area, no? I love going to Leavenworth. It's a quaint little mountain town with a Dutch theme. Even the McDonald's is a Dutch style building. It may be some other Scandanavian country. I don't know, I get confused by all the different kinds of Euro trash.

DAMN YOU!!!!! :cuss: beat me to it.

Obviously. :rolleyes: .......cheap son of a bitch.

He's got a major crush on Clayton. I'm talking stalker level crush.

You. I mean, you clicked and viewed the thread after all.

Nice um, uh, tarp.

and i thought the virgin stuff was a joke

You forgot this Halloween picture

LMAO That tshirt is awesome, and I NEED one. I'll wear it when I'm not wearing my Duke Lacrosse shirt.

FYP

Don't make me post my Roman Centurion tinfoil costume.

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?

By the way...this thread has Classic written all over it.

Jesus, what a trainwreck of a thread.

Very cool of ya to put yourself out there like that & share a bit of your life with us GC.

Even a pedophile would find these pictures of GC offensive and repulsive.

PROVE IT.


I think???

Wow! this makes all the assheaded crap you have and still pull much more understandable. How are things with your therapist or does he still have a restraining order against you?

OK. You're about to die laughing. Here comes Boba Wendler.

My first Chiefs game. In the hotel, I tried to wake up while fighting off allergies. Note my stupid sign. I still have that hat. I sold the jersey. At least my jeans aren't tucked into my shoes anymore.


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OK, now it's time to graduate.

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And we party. From left to right - cousin, sister, me (hey look, my pants are tucked into my shoes!), Mustachiod Emperor Dad.

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Yup.

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OK, nerd convention. Mark II version.

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And uh...all that shit fell off. Because I was a dumbass. But the Klingons didn't mind.

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YEAH!

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*SIGH*

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And I just dived back into the photo box. Stay tuned!