The ChiefsPlanet "Definition" game
 

My next post will be a single word.

The next poster will define that word (in their own words - do not look it up) and post another word for the next poster.

And so on, and so on.

Should be interesting to see how people respond.

Crapulous.

Full of crap.





veneration

Study of Venereal disease.






Antifreeze.

to keep from freezing



Herm

Crapulous.




Donkey

Noblest of creatures. Sometimes mistaken for a stud horse.

Loser.

Stupendous.

Chiefs

1995


Lin Elliot

Cause of a broken television

Matriculate

To chew on one's tongue.

Epiphany.

FAX

Graduated movement of the football, the goal of which is the humilation of the opposing team, most effectively used against Minnesota Vikings.

K.C. Strip

Thursday night at Bazooka's.


Fanatical.

Hootie


cumdumpster

This thread is a good candidate for "Ignore this thread."

Crusty old Fart




Flustrated

Sudden realization.




Gravitate

Forrest Gump's explanation of the universal force that keeps him on the ground.


Success

9-7 and a playoff berth for the Chiefs; losing less than 100 games for the Royals


Cheating

Any occurrence when the Chiefs have something accomplished something positive, as reminded to the Lounge by countless pessimists/realists.

running back

What Damon Huard and Brodie Croyle do right before they're sacked.


Playoffs.

A way to describe what Herman Edwards does when asked a question at a presser.

Fourth Down

The play that occurs three plays after the Chiefs have a first down.


Draft.

What Huck Finn and Jim floated down the Mississippi River upon.



Current

The flow of electrons.

Farce

Herm's Offense.

Chamomile...

Thing you use to dry off your car.

Retarted.

What you do when Ted manages to wash off the tar and feathers, but doesn't leave town afterward.


Mush.

Blueballs' mind



Supercalifragilisticexpeialadocious.

A concise description of Al A. Docious, the injury-prone all-america former punter from Berkeley.


Bikini.

We don't want to know where you store your lighter.


sequoia.

what it takes to wipe Mangini's butt

flask

A holder of alcohol.




A Kansas City Goodbye

What happens when a Chiefs kicker is sent out to attempt a game-winning field goal in the first round of the playoffs.



Face Mask.

What gochiefs needs to wear to have the ability to score a date.


Hell

Oakland

Myopia

Try to score 1 more point than the other team.

Ridiculous

Right-wing ideology.

Orchestra

To orchestrate...as in a decent offense.



Super Bowl

A Chief fantasy

Balance

The amount of back child support you still owe to Floppy.

pie

pie-- a wonderful concoction of apples and sugar in a flaky crust


plethora

The act of passing up a slower golfer by a person with a speech impediment. Ex: "Do you mind if I plethora?"


Bevy.

One of two breasts containing a river of semen

duct tape

The long-forgotten third competitor to Beta and VHS.


Recorder.

Device used by New England Patriots to gain a competitive advantage.

Franchise quarterback.

Any QB that has been lucky enough to not have Herm as HC.


Carl Peterson

The root of all evil.

Poop.

2007 Chiefs offensive line.

Rebuild

What you have to do after you hire an incompetent buffoon to build your deck.


Guacamole

a colorized version
of a MRI of Trent's brain

postwhore

A hot shower with anti-bacterial soap.

Lactose

FAX

Julia Roberts at the end of Pretty Woman.



Gigalo

A guy with no feet.



Stump

One of the possessions you're supposed to gather when you've finished your ride at Six Flags.


Tower.

An object built to prove the existance of the designer/buider.


in situ

The person who sits next to the person in seat one.


aisle.

A place two seats away from in situ.

club level

A cave woman's head.

Eggplant.

FAX

Vegetation whose evolutionary development cannot be properly distinguished in time from the Chickenplant.

compulsion

Anal tendencies





ostentatious

What old people get when they dont consume calcium




Chipotle

Biff Otle's younger brother (currently enrolled in Harvard)



Fraternity

Latent homosexual ritual


Craptacular

Mr. Thorpe's grand extravaganza

Concomitant

A junior officer in the Cuban army who has an arrest record.


Consecutive.

What Jose Canseco forces his secretaries to call themselves.

Blanket

A very small blank.

Vernacular

Blankman's female sidekick.

epistemology

A lens from Mr. Lundquist's spectacles.

Memorabilia

FAX

a vasectomy gone really bad

Poythress

A recolection of a hillbilly.


sarcasm

Work documents that one keeps for sentimental reasons.


Career.

Side mirrors on an automobile that stick out too far.


Stallion.

FAX

Facts of Life theme song...


Lisa Welchel

The English stage name of Japanese pop star Ri Sa Wercher.


Sushi.

Bait some people are dumb enough to eat.

Steak

What they will drive through Al Davis 's heart
before the Raiders win more than 6 games a season

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