Bengal on trial for D.U.I., crashing into bathroom while man was using the toilet
 

Fresno, CA (KFSN) -- A former Bulldog Football Player on his way to the NFL is now on trial for driving under the influence. Jason Shirley was arrested last year for crashing into an apartment complex.

Shirley listened as the prosecutor laid out the case against him. Shirley is accused of crashing into an apartment in October. The crash tore through a bathroom being used by Jason Sanchez. Sanchez is a witness in the case. He told Action News, the force pushed him off the toilet. Investigators said Shirley was drunk that night.

During opening statements, Prosecutor William Terrence said, "After the car smacked into the building, the defendant didn't get out, write his insurance information or his number to reconcile the damage. Instead, the defendant simply drove away."

Shirley was taken by the Cincinnati Bengals in the fifth round of the NFL draft. His defense attorney Chuck Magill said Shirley was not drunk. Magill claimed the former bulldog suffered a concussion three days before the accident. He said, "It explains his conduct with something that's not criminal. It explains the conduct of backing into a building as an explanation not that he was under the influence of alcohol but he was under the influence of the concussion."

http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?se...cal&id=6171117

That drunk ****er knocked the shit out of me!

Shit or get off!!!

The toilet in question was later purchased by NASA at a police auction.

I had a feeling this thread might get more replies than my fantasy draft thread.

Well, there's one guy who had the shit scared out of him.

Did he at least knock before coming in the door?

did sanchez wipe? if not, wouldn't that make him a dirty sanchez?

Shitter's full!!!!!!!!!

Wow, the bungals can pick em.

:LOL:cuz eddie

Dang. Getting run down while on the toilet is dangerous and potentially fatal.

Statistics tell us that more than 1000 persons a year succumb to die-arrhea.

FAX

Who dey

Shirley you are shitting me.

In other news Jason Shirley has just agreed to a multi-year contract with the bengals terms of the deal have not been announced.

A man squeezing mud wasn't done
When struck by a car that weighed tons
He'd had a bean tortilla
And, therefore, diarrhea
It's the first known case of hit and runs

FAX

more trouble in Bungle-land... who knew

It was even more lame that Shirley asked Sanches for a courtesy flush.

Wait....what color was the vehicle?