Clay Aiken Is Going To Be A Daddy
 

...not in the way you might think though! LMAO

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,360041,00.html

WTF? That is some funny chit right there!

I'm starting to think he MIGHT be gay.

Turkey bastors do it better right Clay

Wow, a little late to the party arnt ya??

Always the last to show up huh?

LMAO

NTTAWWT

Meh, even Michael Jackson is "a father."

Couldn't the girl just put on a fake goatee or something? Probably save some money

Wow, what an upside down world we live in. Whos next to be a Daddy? Claythan??

This is misleading. I clicked on the thread thinking you were going to tell me he'd had sex with a woman. The artificial insemination is much more plausible.

I want no part of any children. If I ever start having sex I will be incredibly careful about protection. The thought I might be responsible for another human being TERRIFIES THE LIVING SHIT out of me. I'll double-bag it, insist on birth control, and morning after pills. Hell, I might just go get snipped now.

It terrifies us all.

Thanks, asshole. No one is more aware of how pathetically unqualified I am to be a father than me. Maybe you can resist the urge to pile on for once.

a white Michael jackson?

Are you aware of how pathetically unqualified your father was?

I don't really know how to respond to that. I could do a lot worse as far as fathers go. I've never been physically or verbally abused.

One time when I was a teenager I faked being asleep in an attempt to get out of church. My acting was so effective my father thought I was dead, cradled me in his arms and patted my face while desperately repeating my name. I know he cares about me a great deal.

I don't blame him for raising us as Jehovah's Witnesses. That's how he was raised.

Caly Aiken a Father? Who's the lucky guy, OH!

Ouch. Damn that was harsh.

I've always thought the "pile on" was just part of your thing.
I've never thought you to be a really bad guy
In fact I've been meaning to tell you I like the link to the videos in your sig area.

I love you.....

should I give him a red card flag thingy?
I've had an itchy trigger finger since I got bolded.
Bet he's trembling right now.

Ready..... Aim.....
 

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:spock:

I know, I'm being somewhat facetious...

And here I was going to ask who the other father was....

The sad thing is you know one day there is going to be a colon/uterus transplant operation. Gotta love advances in medical science!

What dude can live w/out his colon? And what chick is willing to give up her uterus for an extra colon?

I always liked the Conan O'Brien Clay-o-meter

Not Gay
Kinda Gay
Gay
Really Gay
Really Really Gay
Clay Aiken

I tend to believe he had a little help from the turkey baster as well.

Well so the gene pool getting even more shallowed. You know that he doing this so people will stop calling him gay.

Ummm...nothing has changed in that regard....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/2008...4_a510c70eaa8c

The couple has kept a decidedly low-profile. Indeed, until news of the impending spawn broke today, there had been virtually no clue that the two had made sweet music anywhere other than the recording studio.



This will be the first child for the 29-year-old Aiken.

Foster, whose age is not public knowledge but has been pegged at 50 in some published reports, was married once before with no children. According to court records, her split from hubby Lou Leeds Levy was finalized last year; she filed for divorce in October 2005

Doesn't having the child via artificial insemination just confirm that he's gay?

Life is weeding you out. Ain't Darwinism a bitch?

Hey, I don't want kids either. Not until I'm like 50. I do have a desire to impregnate some woman but not until I am very very very old.

What is the deal with both Clay's not admitting they are gay? Clay Aiken repeatedly tells everyone he's not a flaming homo. I think that is just because he grew up a Southern Baptist.

Definitely. If you are friends with a chick since you are 10, and you haven't fucked her yet. You are gay. I don't have chick friends, I just have chicks that I haven't slept with yet. And if I do have chick friends, let me assure you it's by accident and there won't be any long term friendship associated unless she is putting out.

I hope to dance on your grave some day.

"Very, very, very old" indeed. I'm not there yet, but I'm very, very, very close.

haha, i don't really mean that 50 is old. 50 is the new 40 they say. I'll probably bite the bullet early, I'm thinking about 37. Massive heart attack or something like that. I wouldn't bet against you outliving me.

You know who says that crap? 50ish guys who miss being 40ish.

I'd make the bet if I were you. :huh:

BTW: I have a daughter who just turned 6. I'll be 49 in July. She keeps me artificially young. I highly recommend having children later in life.

Whew! I thought for a second we were going to have another Raiders fan in the world.

I wonder if this confirms the flaming rumor. LMAO

Don't worry, you won't have to worry about protection.

I have no doubt your father cares about you. Somehow you lack many of the characteristics inherent to a man. I won't rehash them. You know your faults. I've already been more cruel than is tasteful for me on this thread.

How old are you? I am guessing 15 or 16