-- A question for the gents. Before going out:
 

Somebody may be turning in their man card.

What kind of powder?

use flower, it makes dough.....


never ever even thought of "powdering" him up.

cornmeal,
think about the yeast infection that'll cause......
yuck!

I thought you smelled funny that day.

:banghead::LOL:

I wonder what kind of powder clay aiken uses?

No.

No.

Couldn't tell by taste?

I was drinking $80 worth of booze and playing pool
NTTAWWT

+1

I'm still wondering why you limited it to just the penis. What do you have against your testicles?

I'm somewhat of a contrarian.

Your mother's Nappy Dugout [/redrum]

In that case, I vote in the affirmative.

I remember once when I was going on a date in jr. high school, I made the mistake of spraying cologne on my crotch. Stung like hell, but what girl could resist a penis that reeks of Polo?

Exactly. It's never crossed my mind until now......oh shit, I need some powder NOW!

Why you put yo' dick in the sink Eddie??

wouldn't the powder have a less than desirable effect during "entrance"?

I don't personally powder it. I have my manservant do it for me after he braids my pubes.

no

Perhaps you limited the worth of this thread by limiting the question to men.

I scape, yes - Cause I don't want my hairy beanbag to miss out on any mouth loven. Putting powder down there would seem to also cause the missing of some possible oral time.

do you powder your monkey's dick?

I only have female monkeys.

do you powder their boobies then?

What if that lucky lady doesn't like the fact that your penis and testicles are covered in baby powder?

No. Vegetable oil.

Ok, perhaps I'll try it.
make you feel better now?

Use some bleach to help get that red spot out of your underwear....


:D

try olive oil, it's better on monkey boobies.
ah, or so I hear....
[/hoping no one is looking at me]

what kind of sack sweat do you think I have?

If I'd have known it was gonna' be this kinda party I'd a stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Have you considered the possibility that the lucky lady might be offended?

"Why is your package coated in baby powder?! Oh, I SEE! I'M DEAD SEXY! I'M GONNA GIT ME SOME P*SSY TONIGHT!"

mmmm gumbo.

Sorry bro had to vote no on this one....you are the one who added the sissy part o:-)

Why do you insinuate he likes dating black girls?

Don't vote in Simply Red's polls. He likes it.

at least his poll isn't sweaty....

I did nothing of the kind.

rub some dirt on it /Peyton

I thought it had some gangsta sista vibe to it.....

Yes.

Special Grooming of a Shar-Pei
Although this breed has a short coat, because of its wrinkles, it needs special care. Wrinkle cleaning is important for this breed, since moisture and dirt can get trapped in between the folds of the wrinkles and this may cause inflammation and infection if not cleaned properly. Regular massaging and brushing with a bristle brush will keep the coat shiny and healthy. Teeth need to be regularly cleaned and checked, as do the tiny and sensitive little ears, since they fold inwards. Much like the wrinkles, they are susceptible to infection yet again. As for the toenails, you need to be clip them every ten days or so. If you keep to this strict grooming routine, your wrinkly friend will be right as rain! :)



Very much the same thing as above. I'm glad I could teach you all some basic grooming guidelines today.

I don't think you're a sissy. You just like to powder your package under the assumption that females like it that way.

I've never started a hygiene thread, but it seems like they never turn out the way anticipated.

Go with Gold Bond - it's medicated, and if she says 'just like daddy used to wear' you know to run like hell.

Where's the "dipping in chocolate option?"

ROFL

LMAO

nsfw - I guess. OLD, BUT APPROPRIATE
 

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Just chop it off already.

Waning crescent, actually.

Does"Do you wash your legs" sound familiar?

Before going out in college I'd give the boys a nice little dusting at times. Now that I don't go out much anymore and am engaged I don't need to.

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I tired this for a while.... no help.

Ah, she likes the femunda cheese...

No.

I don't go out or powder the potatoes.

I've never done it for the ladies, never thought that far ahead I guess.

The only time I've powdered the package was when I was working in a Greenhouse in the Summertime in college. After sweating all day I would start to chafe. A little Gold-Bond on the balls was great! Instant cooling relief.

my son is currently stationed in the middle east. he wrote and asked me to send him some of this, although i don't think it's to impress the ladies.

How old are you
your gun has to be packed with gun powder to get your ball off

So you're afraid there might be sweat or a smell when she goes down there but not what a mouth full of ****ing gold bond tastes like?

Rausch: Nah, it's cool Red. You go tear up the dance floor. I'll sit here with Mrs. Insecure and play the proper wingman. Have fun.

Red: Nice. Later.

Rausch: You want a drink? Yeah, it's cool. They'll be all sweaty and ****ing disgusting in 30 minutes anyway. We'll need the liquor just to sit next to them. Hell, I wanna' smoke anyway. Let's go outside on the deck where you can hear yourself think.

Red:*impressing chick on floor with r0x0r dance skillz. Covered in sweat.*

Rausch: Is drunking up chick's friend who is nice and cool outside, won't have trouble staying awake later 'cause she's not fall down tired after dancing 3 hours, and won't feel like heading straight home to take a shower before being touched. Chick friend is also likely drinking more due to just sitting there and not dancing.

I don't know how many times I've seen Vinnie Bobarino tear up the floor and impress 3 or 4 girls, get all their numbers, but leave alone that night because the girls were all sweaty and felt uncomfortable. Meanwhile, the time you spent BS'ing one gal and getting to know her looks even better after her x3 drinks. Plus, she's not a sticky mess that smells like Chewbacca's ass.

Simply Red doing his impression of that guy in Scanners in three, two...

No problem w/ a fairy-tale here, but;
 

anybody can tell a story and dress it up. First of all I don't dance, I go to nice air conditioned restaurants WITH a bar. Secondly, I usually don't get a hummer on the first night anyhow, But should the stars like up one night, I wan't to be sure I have a light absorbtion, scent factor other than that of some salty balls. Especially during the interim (er, foreplay)

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I don't dance either. Bars are just a different atmosphere than a party. Much better at a party.

I do like to flip people $#it though...:evil: