Deadly snake bites penis
 

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Wow, he REALLY almost lost his manhood.

Man, that would bite. Good thing he came out ahead.

Snake pulled off before any of his snake bulletin board buddies saw him. "Dude, YOU'RE GAY!"

Trouser snake no match for real snake.

thats definately in my top 10 of the worst possible thing that could happen to you

"Will someone PLEASE suck the poison out??!!"

"But it didn’t envenomate him"

guy must have been using the right kind of powder.
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Where's Richard Simmons when you really need him?

Didn't this same sort of thing happen in "Snakes on a Plane"?

The snake community really needs to stop letting their young watch those violent movies. They're starting to act out what they see on film.

I guess two eyes beat one eye every time.

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That, or he's hung like a bull hamster and the fangs went around it.....

PENIS? WHERE!

ya this thread must be worthless without pics for ya

ouch!

Crikey!

What kind of man crouches down to pee?

I was wondering the same thing...

If the pansy was squatting to piss, he got what he deserved. Stand upright like you have a spine and piss on the side of the road, don't hunker down behind your purse and make a tinkle.

ya, he would have had to have gone up to the snake and entice it. If I were to pee on the ground I usually look in front of me and down, he had to have enticed it. Maybe showing off to his friends by waving his dick to a snake?? I dunno, somethings missing.

Take it easy, Red.
Maybe he was taking a shit? it did come up between his legs ya know.

Read to me like he was taking a dump.

I've dropped a few that looked like big brown snakes, but none of them have ever tried to bite me.

i'm voting the guy's laying cable. been there myself.

however...i know i'd walk a small circle, inspecting so that i'm not leaving old frank and beans subject to a very poisonous snake(or any other of Gods creatures that might take a snip out of curiosity).
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I think I'll start paying a little more attention to my surroundings when stocking the brown trout pond in the wild.

Well shit, that possibility never occurred to me. If that's the case, then the question should be who the hell takes a dump on the side of the road?

If it's in Australia, there is a lot of ''woods'' as we call it on the east coast. Aussies call it ''the bush''. I don't know what you backwoods Midwestern farmers call it, but it's readily available over there. and it's better than shitting in your pants.

Well here in the midwest us hayseeds have these things called "rest areas" where you can take care of that business. Or if nothing else one could stop at a "gas station" and use the "bathroom" there.

I'll tell you something. I was driving from St Louis to Cincinnati about 5 years ago. this girl was driving the car and I was drinking beers in that car at about 12:00am on Route 70 in either Illinois or Indiana (don't remember). but I told her to stop, and I took a leak while drinking my beer right in the middle of the road. there were no cars or lights from horizon to horizon. there is no place around here you can do that. we have things called mountains, and hills and trees over in this part of the country, young fella.

I get taking a leak on the side of the road, I've done that a bazillion times. And we have hills and trees here, it's not just a big flat wasteland like you east coasters seem to think.

Somebody check on Demonpenis, just to be sure it's not him.....

I make sure I go through my routine of taking a shit every morning to get that mishap out of the way. coffee is the key for me. o:-)

bingo

I wonder how big he got?:evil:

You silly girl. we all know what's on your mind. :drool: