Playing Mr. Hard-to-get.
 

I already gave you all the advice you will ever need. You never picked the stuff up did you?

how about you let yourself heal from the divorce a little before you do this new schtick?

Easiest way to get over it :thumb:

Just don't act like some clingy dude who needs a chick bad. Be somewhat of an asshole, wait a couple days before you call them back(if you just get thier number). Just be a funny guy and act like you don't need a chick. Oh and I'd probably buy a bad ass car and get some sweet new cloths too.

Oh and make sure your wife sees you having fun with this new girl too.

grudge fuck

Why do you think you need to change? Maybe you just need to find someone who appreciates you for who you are?

I'm all for positive change, but realize that you don't have to "change" to catch somebody's eye. Some guys chase the illusive Fonzy attitude thinking that's what's been holding them back, and never end up catching it.

Having sex with a couple hookers first might help out a little too.

Go to a college party and **** some drunk chicks then.

Just be yourself and not get all googly eyed around them. Also working out helps.

Mastery and DIG. Those two are all you need. If you go through them you won't be asking anymore. Every boy should receive those for his 16th birthday.

If I were you, I'd be the guy who rubs apricot preserves on his junk before PIIHB.

You'll be a legend in no time.

I would overcook the barley so it's mushy... then smear that on her tits. Then smack her ass with a handful of papaya.

Moderately attractive and cooler than Fonzie? Why are you on a message board asking advice?

Large scars, larger tattoos, a flowmaster exhuast, and honestly not giving a damn has always worked for me.

Seriously, it's hard to pull off, but chicks always want to get with the guy that other people are talking about. If a chick overhears some of her guy friends talking about how cool another guy they know is, and your that guy, by the time that chick meets you she'll be all over you. All you have to do is just show up and your already in control.

Do what Crazy Coffee did and join the army.

Just expose yourself and rub your junk all over her in an elevator. If she doesn't sure you she's a keeper!

FYP

fyp

and don't forget the drinking of the beer....

I only suggested it because you started a thread before about how to pick up a woman...it seems maybe you need to figure out who you are without being married first? I'd hate for some poor woman to be drug into your web of melancholy!!!!

But seriously, the absolute EASIEST thing you can do...is buy some new and updated digs, a great scent and go to a stylist for a hair cut, not a barber and make sure you have a buddy with you who is stylish as well....that sounds shallow, but we are such a visual society! And then, well, just buy her drinks...and when she comes over to your new and improved self, blow her off and say you have to use th can.

Girl you have no idea. I'm very `metro`. The pad, threads and ride, money part are all in place.

Easy.

1) Fly to Vegas
2) Go to the pool on Friday and Sat at either Palms or Hard Rock
3) Make sure your gear is new
4) Order a Rum and Coke
5) Start talking to your fellow tourists
6) Make plans to do some booty shakin with a group of chicks if possible
6) Let the bangin' commence

Why do I sense that in a few days you'll be found on the street unconscious with an orbital fracture?

I stumble into just about every sexual encounter I have...most of them stem from working at a restaurant...I don't meet a lot of random girls at parties/bars and end up sleeping with them...a lot of people make it out to sound like college parties/bars = everyone takes someone home at the end of the night and gets laid...that's not even close to true.

Got a winner for ya, Red!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/16/....ap/index.html


CHARLOTTE, North Carolina (AP) -- Police may have ignored a warning years ago that a woman with five dead spouses was trying to hire a hit man to kill one of the men, investigators in North Carolina said Monday.


Betty Johnson Neumar is shown at her booking. She is charged with hiring a hit man to kill her husband.

Authorities charged 76-year-old Betty Neumar last month with one count of solicitation of murder in the July 1986 death of Harold Gentry. Gentry's brother had begged investigators for two decades to take another look at the case.

Stanly County sheriff's investigators believe Neumar tried to hire several people to kill Gentry. Lead detective Scott Williams said Monday his office is looking into the possibility that one of those would-be hit men went to authorities before Gentry's death, but no one took him seriously.

"That's another aspect we're looking into," Williams said, declining to elaborate.

Former Stanly County sheriff Ralph McSwain, who was in office when Gentry was killed, is recovering from a stroke and said he doesn't remember much about the case. He said the sheriff's detective who handled the investigation of the case is dead.

"This was a long time ago," McSwain said. "Could someone have come forward with information before it happened? Sure. I just don't know."

Neumar has been married five times since the 1950s, but each union ended with the death of her husband. Investigators want authorities elsewhere to look into the deaths. Williams said investigators have uncovered a common link among the victims: They all had military experience.

Neumar is being held on $500,000 bond in the Stanly County jail. A clerk in the county clerk of courts office said Monday that Neumar does not yet have an attorney. Her daughter with Harold Gentry, who also lives in Augusta, has declined to comment.

Williams said that detectives believe Harold Gentry was Neumar's fourth husband. She and her third husband, Richard "Dick" Sills, were living in the Florida Keys when he was shot to death in 1965, Williams said. At the time, police said his death was the result of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. But Williams said Neumar was the only person in the room when he died.

After his death, Neumar met Gentry in Florida. The couple married in the late 1960s in Georgia after he retired from the Army and moved to the town of Norwood, about an hour east of Charlotte.

Gentry was found shot to death inside the couple's home on July 14, 1986. Three years later, she married her fifth husband, John Neumar. He died in October, and authorities in Augusta, Ga., are investigating whether his death -- officially listed as sepsis, bacterial infection of the body's blood and tissues -- might have another cause, such as arsenic poisoning.

Williams said Neumar would wedge herself between family members and her victims to isolate them. She was cold to Gentry's brothers, who spent two decades trying to get the sheriff's department to reopen the case, they said. He was so isolated that his sons say they didn't know he had died until they read his obituary in the newspaper.

"It's heartbreaking," Williams said. "These people were very close and she moved in and stopped him from seeing them. It was really a hard story to hear."

Williams said he's still working to uncover as much as he can about Neumar's first two husbands, both of whom he said were from Ohio. One died in 1952, the other in 1955. He's also trying to piece together her life between her second husband's death and when she married Sills.

"Keep in mind that it appears that after each husband, she moved on. So she could just tell any story she wanted to tell," Williams said. "That's just what happened. She would come up with some pretty wild stories that she told about herself or what happened to her husbands."

Then go on back to Wichita and move back in with your mom.

HA!

You can't "play" hard to get. Women sense these things. They are only interested in men who don't give a f*** about them. Until after they get you to give a f*** about them, after which you are expected to give a F*** all the time. So you have to start off by really and truly not caring. Just go out with some buddies and drink a few beers and have some fun. Shoot some pool or some darts or watch a ballgame and eventually some young lady will become annoyed by the fact that you are having fun rather than giving a f*** about her.

Then you take her out on a date and she has a good time so you invite her over to your place for a fine meal based on apricot preserves and she is so impressed that she decides you should never again in your life not give a f*** about her because she fears you might someday make apricot preserves for another woman.

See how simple it is?

I will, I will. Thanks homie. I got into detail at that other place on details.

My god I'm an idiot!

wtf is up with apricot preserves? filter?

Well, it works in baking, as a marinade, in barbecue sauces and as a thickening agent. Not to mention that chicks dig it.

Oz, you'll find it in your local grocery, usually with the jelly and honey and such.

Maybe if you were not such an alcoholic you could see that it is true..



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Back to the OP topic..

Do what Jilly said.. Also if you can dance well or be funny that is in your favor..

Another thing, I always do ten times better with women when I go out with my women friends to the bars.. So go out with the ladies if you can..

Well since you're coming out of a marriage, I'd start with fat chicks then make your way to ugly chicks. Best of luck.

Don't get addicted to the ease of fat chicks either, lest you be "redubbed" simply endelt

One of my friends prefers to call it "Goin Hoggin"

My luck runs out at the "closing" part, I can do a hell of a job until then.

For the most part picking up chicks is like deer hunting, you can do all the right stuff but just have to be at the right spot at the right time.

GOD DAMMIT I'M NEVER GOING TO GET LAID

Whoever said that being yourself around women is a horrible idea, unless you have a charming personality. I am quite a vile, offensive, and opinionated person. I honestly don't think any of my friends girlfriends like me at all because they think I'm a bad influence. I'm the single guy still pressuring them to live the bachelor lifestyle...go to the strip club, the bars till close, gamble their money away at the casino, and skip church to ****ed up at the golf course. If I was smart, I'd act totally different around them so they would tell their friends how great of a guy I am. But it's hard to be fake for so long, especially around my guy friends.

I don't claim to know anything about relationships, because I don't. Women will never put up my lackadaisical attitude and reluctance of commitment. One thing I have noticed through trial and error is that you pretty much want to treat a woman in the exact opposite way of what you are trying to achieve. If I actually care about a woman, I'll be nicer to them. Call them to talk even sometimes, and just treat them overall better. For some reason, it takes much longer to score when doing so. I think it is because you've set the expectation early that you aren't a sexual threat and are more of a friend figure. You can settle into that role, but it will just take longer. If you make it known with playful sexual innuendo and a lack of care about what they have to say you stand a chance to score in the short term.

If you are talking about long term then I really have no idea. Someone needs to give me pointers because I don't know where to start.

:doh!:

Red, stay away from this guy.

He'll ruin any chance you have of getting laid, let alone being thrown out on your ass.

PS - If you know you're a dumbass, why don't you ****ing change?

1. When you're out, don't mention you're divorced.

2. When you're out, don't look depressed

3. When you're out, don't act depressed

4. When you're out, don't think about the "good times" with your Ex.

5. Find a way to enjoy yourself.

6. Don't bang the first chick that will bang you (unless she's a 9. Not a 1 or a 2 or a 3 but a 9. Otherwise, you'll just make yourself sick).

7. Lose weight. I don't care how lean your are, lose weight. "King of Queens" was a TV show.

8. Lines only work on dumb chicks. If you meet a dumb chick, lie about everything. Name, occupation, reason for being there, etc. Make it cool or you're ****ed. If you can't think on your feet, have a plan in place before going out.

9. Avoid MILF's at this point. Do you really want to deal with somebody's 7 year old brat, let alone have said brat see you at 7:10am with a hangover and a crusty cock?

10. Have fun. Don't take it to seriously. Date. ****. Have a great time. Don't make each chick out to be some sort of emotional tampon or rebound queen. ****y, ****y and more ****y.

Bonus: NEVER talk about your Ex. Nothing. Not sex, not hair, not relationship, not "how much you cared about each other", NOTHING. Nobody gives a ****. It's over.

Good luck!

PS - Change your font. Every time I read your posts, I expect to see a large breasts and a small cock. I don't know what it's called but it should be listed as Tranny.

Pretty spot the **** on.

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

Number 6 concerns me.:spock:

Oops.

Misspelling.

It's late. Give a madre fornicator a break

Had to give you some shit on that one. :D

Californication...:shake:

there's about 1 or 2 people in this thread that have any idea what they're talking about.

i think dane is about the closest to 100% truth. the rest sound like guys that think they can instantly "turn on" this p**sy getting persona. whatever. the whole "hard to get" shtick works the best on impressionable 18-22 year old girls. if that's what you want, go for it.

here's my recipe for good ole fashioned charm.
1. get yourself some new clothes.
2. shave for gods sake.
3. when a female talks, actually LISTEN.
4. straight from dane - don't talk, think, etc about your ex AT ALL.
5. don't be clingy, that's the kiss of death right there.
6. last one, this is important. be passionate about something other than message boards and comic books. that way when you're pursuing your passion, whether it be golf or NASCAR, odds are you'll meet a woman that will share the same passion.

you can listen to me or not, but i'm not the best looking guy in the world and i've had some SMASHING success, including my current wife. hell yeah, i married WAY up.

I know this to be true! His wife is way hotter than he is :D

I would concur with phish and dane.

If you have a favorite bar that you went to while you were married you are going to have to find a new bar.

I always took the johnny appleseed approach when I was socializing. I would move around the area talking to each group of ladies or single lady I found attractive for a few minutes and then politely excuse myself and move on.
Remember to be a shark and keep moving. the more people you talk to the more seeds you plant. I would always approach it as friendship to begin with
the person you talk to may not be attracted to you but may have a friend that would be. Once you have made the rounds go back in and drop by for more conversation if the first round was positive. Try to remember something from the previous conversation and weave that into the new thread. You are working percentages here if you talk to 10 you may get 5 phone numbers. If you get 5 phone number you might get laid 2 times (if that is all you want).
I prefer the long con, go on 5 dates or social outings and work all five angles.

To do this you have to have confidence (this is coming from a short fat guy)
If you are going to talk to a group of ladies talk to all of them and listen to all of them.

Observe your targets before you approach. Do not stare but look for openings
to conversations. If you are going to compliment leave body parts out of it (including hair and eyes) Earrings, Jewelry and perfume are good ones.

You need to cultivate relationships with 2-3 bartenders at a variety of bars (dive, upscale, dance club) Find a variety of good restaurants (sushi, chinese , mexican(traditional), italian, steakhouse etc.) get to know them and their manager and chefs.

Keep up with what is going on in the local art and theater

I would highly recommend volunteering at a local charity when you have time.

Be passionate about something and know a little bit about everything.

The most important is to listen and respond intelligently.

I would ask them about themselves and not talk about myself unless asked.

It has worked well for me. I have never been afraid to approach anyone because I new I only had friendship on my mind. I have been very fortunate to have shared time with some truly exquisite women.

ang

I've heard that ChiefsPlanet is a great place to meet hot chicks. :shrug:

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Any gal worth her salt, or yours for that matter isn't going to go for any "games" or "schtick". Be yourself man. Would you want to hang with a chick that gave you some schtick and then when you started to like her she was someone different? If they dont fall for who you are normally, then they can take a hike. Now, if you just want a good piece of arse, that is a different story. Tell them you are the guy they made the move "breast men" about. You still work, but only on special cases. You'll get laid.

Dude if you are trying to just get laid go to the bar and find the local bar fly and stand in line. If you are wanting to meet someone worth a shit I would suggest going to Bally's specifically in the evening around 7-9 pm. There are a lot of single women there then and obviously they give a shit about themselves. Also they have friends. So make friends with the girls at the gym, make friends with the friends of the girls at the gym and meet someone you might actually like sober. Just my .02.

My wife worked at a bank in a grocery store and I just went up and gave her my number not wanting to bother her. After that just be a man, not a guy and not a dick and things will be okie dokie!

Unless you get some girl you were friends with before you always have to play some sort of game. Woman call that romance. I call it alot of work, but you have to do it.

if you don't know before hand take whatever I say with a grain a salt. I talk to myself

ROFLROFL

That chick on the Bally commercial would do just fine.

They mean like an Olde Tyme 6-pack. The stuff they used before dolphins started sticking their heads in it. Dumb dolphins.