Bathroom Humor
 

Taking craps in public restrooms can be an enjoyable experience. I thought we should share with each other some restroom literature gracefully written on walls around North America. Please feel free to contribute:


"Here I sit....all broken hearted, tried to shit...but only farted."
"The second time I took a chance, tried to fart yet shit my pants."



"Those who write on shit house walls, roll their shit in little balls."
"Those who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit."

(Berma-Shave)

:)

Above the urinal in our office bathroom is a little sticker about the size of a fortune in a fortune cookie that states, "toilet cameras are for research purpose only" It makes me smile while I piss.

DON'T FORGET TO WIPE YOUR GORE

A colleague of my Dad's had a sticky note above the toilet at her house that read:

"My aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim would help."

At another place I worked there was a sign that said...
"Little horns stand closer, the next MAN may be barefoot".

If you hear ringing, it's not your ear. I've left you a souvenir.
I dropped my phone in the toilet. If you retrieve it you should boil it.

FAX

"the gum in this machine blows great bubbles, but it tastes like f@ckin rubber."

"here's to the crack that never heals
the more you rub it, the better it feels
but there's no soap this side of hell
that'll wash away that fishy smell."

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I write these words as an announcer
Inside the tank's a 40 ouncer
By now it should be pretty cold too
Just don't tell seclark I told you

FAX

35minutes til i crack the seal on that bad-boy.
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I have a sign in my bathroom that reads: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and clean the seat"

We aim to please, you aim too, please.

If you sprinkle
when you tinkle
be a sweetie
wipe the seatie.

I drew a smilie face on the tip of my dick. That way, if the guy in the next urinal starts chuckling, I know to punch him in the snoot.

sign above urinal: "please don't throw cigarette butts in urinal"
written under sign: "it makes them hard to light"

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Here I sit, On the pooper,
Just gave birth to another state trooper.

Here I sit my asshole flexin,
Giving birth to another Texan.

Above a urinal:

What are you looking up here for, the joke is in your hands.

It's close enough to 4:20

Here I sit where most guys stand
Because I'm using both my hands

FAX

Here you sit, a long line's waitin'
There's no time for masturbatin'

FAX

I can appreciate when sophistication is exposed in a topic such as this....not to post hooor but there were some fine contributions to this topic in
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=111071

Set that one on a tee and got away with it...

one sign i saw once----stand close. it's shorter than you think

Please don't throw tooth picks in the urinal --
the crabs have learned to pole vault.

At my high school there was a sign above the toilets that read "Flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen."

Canadian fishing cabin outhouse

38" Walleye, caught, ate and released