The New Pizza Hut Pasta Commercials
 

I'm sure some of you have seen these... Basically, people are served pasta dishes at nice restaraunts and then after they all rave about how awesome it is and Pizza Hut comes out all "LOLzorz, surprises!! We delivered it."

Anyways, in the new commercial, the conversation goes as follows.

"What'd you get?"

"The mac and cheese with bacon...it's soooo decadent.

Then they bust in with the "It's Pizza Hut" crew and everyone looks startled and goofy smiles are to found all over the place.."WTF?? This is Pizza Hut"..AWESOME.

Is it just me, or is decadent a bit strong of a word to describe mac and cheese?

Yeah i thought the same, that shit on the commercials looks like something frozen i can heat up in the microwave....

If i want real pasta the last place i'd go is Pizza Hut

Pizza Hut probably should focus on serving a pizza that doesn't taste like ass before branching out into other realms of food service.

JMO.



And yes, my wife and I saw the commercial last night and looked at each other like, "what kind of ****tard goes to a nice restaurant and orders mac and ****ing cheese with bacon?"

this looks like a rip-off of the hardees commercial.

The Pizza hut pastas are horrible. Don't ever eat them. I tried them before they started this 3 lb dinner size campaign, but the single serving dinner I tried once made me gag it was so bad.

Pretty much. It reminds me of that Brian Regan skit about going to a fancy Italian restaraunt.

"Let's start out with a nice bottle of wine, a couple caesar salads...

And I'll have the Beefaroni.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the lady."

yes, the maketing folks aren't that great. Paging Tiny Evel.

i'll make my own mac-n-cheese, thank you.
but the adding of the bacon sounds like a good touch.
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ROFL

As a writer of TV ads, my guess is decadent was either a buzz word Pizza Hut was throwing around for a long time, or just happened to be the best synonym for "fatty and bad for you" that they could find.

Or, that lady just got out of prison, went straight to that restaurant and happened to be there when they filmed this on hidden camera.

The hardies commercial is the same they both irk me but don't like get to the point of some annoying commercials

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*Mildly attractive female on screen* 119 A MONTHING?!?!?! YOU GOT TO BE SHITTING ME>!>!!>!!

*BLACK FAMILY ON SCREEN* CREDIT NO CREDIT WHO GIVES A SHIT

DEMONPENZ IS CRAZZZZY

I see you're the one behind the Cecil Myers commercials.

"My name's Cecil..I'll sell you gas or diesel."

Has anyone else noticed that black families in TV commercials always opt for the 30"? But even bachelor white guys have 40-50"?

/whitlock

I'll bet she really said "defecate" and they dubbed her over.

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Watch this commercial. This is a local car lot. Such an awesomely awful commercial it's got over 1,400 views.

It's preposterous to think they're trying to pass those commercials off as legit.

First, the "real people, not actors" would be greeted to a menu consisting of 3 items.

Second, they would be fraudulently misrepresenting the product.

Third, who would be surprised and excited to find that your "restaurant meal" came delivered in a box by some dipshit college student.

I'd be stabbing people...

LMAO

That would explain why she gave it a five-cigarette rating.

LMAO "The dealer with a heart"

I think Pizza Hut should come out with Tacos and Sushi. That would be good.

And develop a nice house wine to go with their fine italian foods.

Maybe, but it was originally a coffee commercial (like Maxwell House or something) before Hardees - maybe 20 years ago?

"We've secretly replaced this city's winningest team of the 1990s with Herm Edwards' Kansas City Chiefs. Let's see if they notice."

I don't think that's supposed to be a "fine restaurant." I think it's supposed to be a catered event. It would at least be plausible that a caterer would go along with that - no restaurant would ever agree to have their brand graffitied like that.

:D :deevee:

Seriously though, you all need to check out the youtube video I posted on the first page.

Probably the greatest commercial ever made in the St. Joseph, MO area. EVAR.

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Speaking of stabbing people, I saw one of those really bad Candid Camera ripoffs the other day, and am convinced that TV writers any more are stupid.

Candid Camera was funny because it presented unusual situations. The new shows just lie to people and then laugh at them. They're horrendous.

So...I'm flipping the channels and see a channel where two attractive young women are standing around in bikinis. Naturally, I stop to see if they're about to oil wrestle. It turns out that one of them is the "joke victim" and the other one is an actress. A fake doctor comes out and gives them "fast-acting suntan cream" to wear into a tanning booth as part of the "final approval process". The actress goes in, stays for five minutes, and comes out. The victim then goes in.

While the victim is in, they spray the actress with red stuff that looks like horrible burns, and actually paste fake lesions onto her. When the victim comes out, the actress is crying and acting like she's in great pain. The fake doctor then comes out, looks, and gets on a phone and starts saying, "It's the same problem we had with Batch 29. You think it's radiation?"

The victim is trying to comfort the crying actress and is obviously scared to death since she just came out, and after letting her stew for a few minutes, they all laugh and say, "Ha, ha! You're on Joke TV!" The victim rightfully did not seem happy about it.

It's unbelievable that somebody actually thought that was funny.

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Yep, and I thought those were stupid, too.

Yeah..I always look forward to the next Cecil Myers commercial.

KQ2(local ABC station) plays the sh*t outta them. It's pretty sweet.

The sescret is they filmed these in some small town so the people that were eating the food had no point of reference. The nicest restaurant they had been to is probably an Olive Garden. My assumption is the Pizza Hut food is on par with or better than anything they have had before.

Thumbs up to hating that stupid broad and her use of "decadent." She watches a season of Hell's Kitchen and gets gassed up like she's some expert food critic. The commercial should've ended with the Pizza Hut reveal, and then a fake chef scissorkicking that woman through the table.

As far as enraging me, that commercial is right up there with Coors Light's dumb**** "Coldest tasting beer" campaign.

You can always tell the local produced commercials on KQ2. They all exude this "cheesiness" to them.

Poor TinyEvel is probably scrolling this thread with shaking hands, fearing the discovery of a critique of one of his ads.

Your ads are great, TinyEvel! They're masterpieces! They're better than Cats!

I put 1/2 inch pieces of link sausage in mine. Gooood!!

Mmmmmm.....Pizza Hut Pasta...YUM!

I know what you mean... I get on that kind of obsession trying to remember something all the time. :rolleyes:

they're not as bad as that old Miller Lite "wingman" garbage

Don't say I didn't warn you, TinyEvel.

I liked the wingman commercial myself.

Yeah that was lame. Still it could have been worse. Like putting tiny billboards everywhere or something. That would be RETARTED.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folgers

Another famous advertising campaign from the early 1980s took the viewer inside various gourmet restaurants as a voice-over whispered, "We are here at (insert name of four-star restaurant), where we've secretly replaced the fine coffee they usually serve with Folgers Crystals. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference!"

If you make it at home, it's pretty good. Velvetta MaC & Cheese shells, mix in some steamed broccoli and chicken. Then top with Bacon. 15 Minute meal and tastes pretty good.

How about some old school Ray Adams Toyota?

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Same concept as the 1980's Taster's Choice instant coffee ads.

The catch is they give those people a free meal at that restaurant (after doing a bogus survey in a mall or something) in order to switch the usual fare to the Pizza Hut garbage. Of course, if a normal paying customer at a fancy place was given Pizza Hut pasta the restaurant would be wide open for litigation.

Agree 100% about the twit calling mac and cheese "decadent." I mean seriously...who the hell goes to a nice italian place and orders mac and cheese with bacon???

We have Mattress King commercials in Denver where some guy dresses up his kid in a really cheap "king" costume and the kid yells, "Nobody beats the king! Nobody!" I figure that kid is a pariah at his school.

A couple of the Folger's commercials:

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How do they get away with calling it "hidden camera"?

pizza hut blows. Usually I only liked the cheesesticks but the last time I got those they were *****ing nasty.

Maybe they put a blanket over it before they start filming.

The fact that someone ordered mac and ****ing cheese at an "upscale" restaurant is reeruned. Who says "Hey honey let's go to Chez Le Sua Fuqtard's on the Lake tonight. They have this mac and cheese that is TOO DIE FOR!!!!!!1!!!!" Those commercials are horrible.

Do they sell Sofas?

'Cuz that'd be Sofa King cool.

It's by no means an upscale restaurant, but the Tin Can Tavern around the corner has Mac'n'Cheese that everyone I've ever seen discuss it, their eyes swell with that vacant, longing, [Homer]'Mmmm. . . Mac and Cheeeeese'[/Homer] look.
From scratch, four kinds of cheese, half and half, cornflakes and brown sugar in the topping, and just a hint of tobasco.

Fat soccer moms will eat that shit up. They'll order pizza for their family and be like "Oh that's OK ya'll eat the pizza I'll just have this pasta, I'm on a diet."

"Oh, thanks honey, while you're enjoying a hot, steamy, cheesy pizza, I'll be in the corner, grazing on a delightful array of sprouts and garbanzo beans . . . Get real."

Speaking of Coors, what in the hell is the point of the damn blue mountains to know your beer is cool. I don't understand that in the least. I know if a beer is cold by touch, why on earth would I need a damn mountain to tell me. I love coors original, but I do not like the stupid mountains campaign.

It's to suggest that the beer has been cold every moment since it's creation.
People don't like the idea of their beer ever getting hot, brings on images of some stale skunky shit that fell behind the fridge in the garage. Coors is trying to cultivate this image that their beer started as snow on a mountain, melted into a mountain stream, and kept cold until the moment it hits your gullet.

Baked Brie with Pasta - YUMMM!

They use underground water from their own mountain springs. They've talked about that so much in their commercials over decades I guess they think people already know.

I've seen a couple of these commercials and in one of them the restaurant's chef is standing next to the guy who is announcing,"Hey it's Pizza Hut!". The Chef looks freaking pissed off as hell!

The Dominoes pasta commercial is 10x worse than the Pizza hut ad.

I actually thought that was funny.

Unbelievable.

They do the same "free meal" schtick with these Hardees commercials where people sit down at a table to eat a prime rib burger or whatever it is. And then they're all like "WHAAAAT, I CANNOT FATHOM THAT THIS BIG GREASY BURGER I JUST ATE ACTUALLY CAME FROM A FAST FOOD JOINT".

I am not aware of a dominos pasta commercial, please enlighten me.

Like properly aged pork, beef, or cheese.

Cold and fresh always-es equals better flavor...

Coors beer isn't Pasteurized. It needs to stay cold all the time.

"Surprise! You're soaking in it."


I haven't seen the Pizza Hut commercials (TiVo FTW!) but they sound stupid.

That's a goddman ripoff from Cal Worthington I tells ya.....


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Oh and when you're talking about bad commercials....


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ROFL That was sooo bad it was funny!

They have this place in Lawrence near 31st and Iowa that has the Sofa King type ads and roadside displays. They have the worst ads ever. I mean ever. One time they even used employees(?) dressed up as Nazis.

So not to be picky or anything..but the lady that ordered the Mac and Cheese isn't the one saying the dish is decadent. She is blond. The lady using the word decadent is brunette and has her back to the camera when they take the shot away from the blond. Just being observant is all. Who the hell orders mac and cheese though? Where are the damn cut up hot dog pieces to go in that? Now that's top of the line.

How about this one? amazing! (Explicit Language)
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Its like a ghetto noid
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YOU'RE SOFA KING JEWISH!

"Come to our store. We'll be the Final Solution to all your sofa needs."

i wish those commercials ended with a beating to death by hammers of those idiots.....

"hey! this microwaved mac and cheese is scrumpdilyicious!!...[hammer smashing teeth in] aaaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

Wow...like I needed a reason to eat even less at Domino's.