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TinyEvel 09-19-2008 02:00 PM

Move over Chuck Norris.... THE WOLF SHIRT...FTW!!!!!
 
Look at this shirt for sale, then read the comments below it ROFL

http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

vailpass 09-19-2008 02:07 PM

LMAO

Don Juan says...
You would not believe the pussy I pull in this thing.


Ol Tripod says...
This shirt is excellent for pulling in husky Native American bitches with diabetes.


nukegoat says...
Its painful how sexy I look in this.


Tomash says...
My power has increased 100 fold with the addition of this shirt to my already vast aresenal of wolf shirts.

and on and on and on..................

Sure-Oz 09-19-2008 02:14 PM

I see some dudes at walmart wearing shirts like these, lady killers

Baby Lee 09-19-2008 02:14 PM

I use black people's hair to loofah my cooter.

Simply Red 09-19-2008 02:18 PM

**** that, that's ****ing ugly and I'd never wear it.

Simply Red 09-19-2008 02:21 PM

But yeah, the comments are kind of funny.

1ChiefsDan 09-19-2008 02:28 PM

I think Don Juan is really midnightdouche

SBK 09-19-2008 03:24 PM

Those comments are classic.

Quote:

Fazle says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Sh...iewRating5.gif
"Born to Bone" is more like it when you wear this ****er around.
Why Claythan needs one:
Quote:

baby jesus says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Sh...iewRating5.gif
my friend bought me this shirt for xmas as a joke so i decided to wear it out one night. and HO-LEE-****ING-SHIT, you could not believe how many bitches were smiling at me and growling and pawing/scratching at my eye area. this shirt must really be a pussy magnent. thankyou wolfs... for allowing me to finally touch girls!!! fast shipment, great communication AAAAAA+++++++++

Reaper16 09-19-2008 03:30 PM

LMAO

Skip Towne 09-19-2008 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5035122)
But yeah, the comments are kind of funny.

It's better than your baby blue with the pointy pockets. hahahahahaha

Buck 09-19-2008 03:33 PM

I need one of these for tonight, do they do same-day shipping?

Simply Red 09-19-2008 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5035383)
It's better than your baby blue with the pointy pockets. hahahahahaha

Maybe. :cuss:

The Franchise 09-19-2008 03:38 PM

Dan Marino says...
I threw for eleventy billion yards and it's all thanks to my wolf shirt that I wore under my dolphins jersey.

Mr. Flopnuts 09-19-2008 05:55 PM

Jesus says...
I was crucified in this shirt, and it was the reason i was resurrected!


LMAO

Pablo 10-01-2008 11:24 AM

Thanks Tiny. I showed my buddy this awesome shirt since he likes to collect white trash shirts and he bought himself and me one.

I've mated three times already since I put it on. And it's only been 20 minutes.

And this shirt smells *****ing manly. It seriously smells like they rolled it in pine needles and sprinkled it with wolf piss. The smell won't come off of my skin. It's stronger than Stetson cologne.

chasedude 10-01-2008 11:50 AM

Michael J. Fox says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Sh...iewRating3.gif
It cured my shakes!

LMAO

Easy Money 10-01-2008 02:10 PM

Herm Edwards says...

Carl Peterson bought me one of these, and, let me tell you...it drove me to madness! I even allowed a pass to be thrown 10 yards downfield! And then Tony Gonzalez came up to me after the game and tried to front about not getting one more pass his way. At the end of the day, he saw the wolf and backed off. He knows I don't play that shit, partna! Get some jury wit yo broke ass!

Bowser 10-01-2008 02:31 PM

LMAO LMAO

Demonpenz 10-01-2008 03:34 PM

you know ones that are bad? Those bowling like silk shirst that have dragons or flames or some shit. I was told this one dude had blue flames on his shirt because the red ones weren't hot enough

88TG88 10-01-2008 04:03 PM

Quote:

Avatar says...
No more dingleberries! THANK YOU WOLF SHIRT! :bowdown:
ROFLROFL

jiveturkey 10-01-2008 04:09 PM

Excellent!

Silock 10-01-2008 04:22 PM

This has been around since the beginning of the internet. It's still funny.

"This T-shirt cured my AIDS!"
Administrator: "There is no way our shirt cured AIDS."

Simply Red 02-25-2009 01:20 AM

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Simply Red 02-25-2009 01:31 AM

those comments are pure ****ing talent.

Thig Lyfe 02-25-2009 01:50 AM

"Overall this is a pretty good shirt. I am very partial to the bonus graphics on my arms. This way people looking at me from the side can still see that roaming is what is was born to do."

Awesome.

DaKCMan AP 02-25-2009 06:44 AM

Can someone post an image of this magnificent article of clothing?

KcMizzou 02-25-2009 07:23 AM

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Can someone post an image of this magnificent article of clothing?

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Mr. Plow 02-25-2009 08:58 AM

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This shirt cured my Aids! </td></tr> <tr> <td>
</td></tr> <tr> <td>Admin@everythingwolf says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Sh...iewRating5.gif
There is no way our shirt cured aids.</td></tr></tbody></table>

Mr. Plow 02-25-2009 09:00 AM

Dan Marino says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Sh...iewRating5.gif
I threw for eleventy billion yards and it's all thanks to my wolf shirt that I wore under my dolphins jersey.

Buzzsaw 02-27-2009 01:22 AM

Laughing out loud here ROFL

Thig Lyfe 02-27-2009 02:45 AM

Tiny should try and write an ad for this thing.

It would be the greatest challenge of his career.

Valiant 05-29-2009 08:38 PM

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Baby Lee 06-10-2009 08:50 AM

Demonpenz's father finally found!!!

http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/...6/wolf-man.jpg

Braincase 06-10-2009 10:20 AM

Chuck Norris is doing us all a favor by not wearing the wolf shirt, as donning that shirt would create so much "cool" in one spot, it would create the first cool singularity, a Black Hole of coolness, sucking in all the women in the world to s single point in the universe, thus dooming humanity.

EyePod 06-10-2009 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 5829738)
Demonpenz's father finally found!!!

http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/...6/wolf-man.jpg

That just made me smile!

Buck 03-11-2010 01:52 AM

HOLY SHIT! Chuck Norris is 70 today. He doesn't look 70.

Saccopoo 03-11-2010 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 6594827)
HOLY SHIT! Chuck Norris is 70 today. He doesn't look 70.

You're ****ing 70. Chuck Norris is still 31. Chuck Norris defies time and space. Age is irrelevant. Ask Jack LaLanne. And Sophia Loren.

However, let this be a lesson to all you people out there. Time creeps up on you faster than you can ever imagine. 20 years from now, you'll be cursing your existence because it seems like it was only three or four weeks ago that you were 23 and now you are somehow 43. I shit you not. Do something with your life, because it will be too late. Tomorrow will be 2031.

PhillyChiefFan 03-11-2010 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by denverdanchiefsfan (Post 5035145)
I think Don Juan is really midnightdouche

whatever happened to that kid?

Wow the epic threads that ensued when he posted were a sight to behold.

Laptops and crotchrockets FTW!!!

rad 03-11-2010 07:20 AM

I was telling a buddy of mine about this shirt then showed him the site with all the comments.....he was rolling.

What does he get me for Christmas?:

http://shirtcrazy.com/BIZyCart.asp?I...ENT=ShirtCrazy

I wear it all the time.

Iowanian 03-11-2010 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 5829738)
Demonpenz's father finally found!!!

http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/...6/wolf-man.jpg

I shit you not I saw a guy wearing a wolf hat like that last weekend...and his wife had a full length coyote skin cape. Yes, I think they were serious.

The guy that works for me took a pic, I'll see if he can email it to me.

NewChief 03-11-2010 07:58 AM

This reminds me of this album cover (and btw, it's meant to be ironic. Cory Branan is pretty cool if you've never heard him):

http://i47.tinypic.com/xp232e.jpg

Bwana 03-11-2010 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 6594998)
I shit you not I saw a guy wearing a wolf hat like that last weekend...and his wife had a full length coyote skin cape. Yes, I think they were serious.

The guy that works for me took a pic, I'll see if he can email it to me.

Nice! I hope they make it to the next PETA gathering.

loochy 03-11-2010 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 5035037)
Look at this shirt for sale, then read the comments below it ROFL

http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

Years later and this is STILL FUNNY! ROFL

Reerun_KC 03-11-2010 09:10 AM

Ah the good ol Wolf Shirts....

Priceless...

Crashride 03-11-2010 09:23 AM

Have you guys seen the reviews for tuscan whole milk?

Iowanian 03-11-2010 12:15 PM

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