you'll never believe this, shocking news!
 

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NO WAY!

Are you the father?

The nightmare is over. America can sleep tonight.

FAX

Why don't you ever hear of anyone coming out of the closet like Jack Black's character in "Saving Silverman"...that was f'n hilarious.

the kid looks like "wait...what did you just say?"

Thats almost as shocking as hearing about whats his name from the boy band.

(insert random name of said guy and band here)

Martin Short is gay?

I wonder why he didn't want to come out in the first place? What's the big deal? Does anybody buy his records, anyhow? Did he lie on his Idol Application? Is his dad still alive?

FAX

If you're gay, isn't the whole concept of KNOCKING UP A WOMAN sort of living a lie?

:shake:

YES~!

Uh, I mean, big deal. Who cares if he's gay? Not me.

Simon Cowell is not amused. Randy Jackson says " you GO DAWG!"...Paula agrees with Randy, she thinks.

I dont know...ask Claythan?

He cannot raise a child to lie or hide things when he has been doing it his whole life? LMAO Like the whole world didn't already know.

He has a kid?????????????

Yea, i think the world knew before he did. ROFL

I have exciting news also..

I play in a causal and fun coed football league on Mondays..

Corby Jones plays also, and honestly I am not impressed.. If I QB did not throw 4-5 ints a game we would have won..

NO WAY! Next you'll be telling us Richard Simmons is gay.

WAY!

Sweet Mother Mercy... Clay looks kinda like Sinead O'Connor with hair. And is it not hilarious that the mother of his child is named Jaymes? ROFL

It was artificial insemination. So, he never had to put it in, you know, there...

Good lord the Chiefs suck when this makes the front page of CP.

It's kinda like a permanent offseason.

Who the **** is that? And is he gay with the baby? Or one of the presidential candidates?

Even bigger news, He's starting at QB for the Chiefs this week.

Baby: Ok ,Dad, you're gay. I'm cool with that . But did I need to be in the picture? y'know guilt by association? I want a shot at some poontang an' you're blowin,Uh, messing up my chances.

First Lance Bass "turned" gay. Now Clay(than) Aiken. What the frick is this world coming to?

Theres a people magazine?

probly be telling us that boy george fellow is gay too.

Ellen doesn't look so good with that bad dye job

It's rampant poofterism.

Some days this place just cracks me up.

I guess this is as good of a place as any.

OMG I can't believe I'm about to do this. I'm not going to...yes I am. I'm going to do it.

Since I was young, probably 12 or 13 I knew there was something about me that had to be different than the other boys. I mean, I had these feelings that noone else was having and I was so confused. I've hidden it for 2 decades longer than I should have, and I've never known how to tell people, even my family and closest friends how I really feel.

Clay Aiken has given me the strength to finally type this.

Ok...here goes. I like vagina. I mean, I really, really like vagina and have an overwhelming desire to stuff my boy part inside them. Funbags make me giggle like I'm listening to Eddie Murphy tapes on my walkman when I'm 12....I see a woman walking down the street in a cotton skirt and 3" heels, and I can't help but wonder what her brown button would look like with my sack hitting it.

At first I didn't know how to tell people that I'm straight. I suppose my parents knew all along and haven't really asked me, but I'm sure they heard me singing Merle Haggard songs in the shower, maybe overheard me singing Waylon Jennings ballads while I mowed the yard or stacked hay. It could have been the Stetson year, or the Drakkar and Polo phase that tipped them off, maybe seeing me with a girl at a movie. It was probably the 3-4 times that mom found my dirty magazines full of filthy photos of naked womensssss that she burned.

I confess. I'm straight. I like vagina and those sweet female fun bags and have for as long as I can recall. I'm no longer hiding my shame.

Absolutely SHOCKING!!!!

And in other news, water is wet.

I'm pretty sure the quote is, "He was into that whole Yale thing."

ROFL

Can you please sticky this?

Heathen! \Fred Phelps.

While he was on his Idol contract by Fox. I'm sure they told him to keep quiet about it while he was on the show etc. They have to somehow keep the shows integrity afloat.

I looked it up. I'm right. You're wrong.

:harumph:

:p

who is going to get an R. Lee Ermey (sp?) like character to come out with him? without that, it kinda loses its flair.

or do you mean him crying while Amanda is grilling him?

Saving Silverman was ****ing hilarious.

After last nights revelation and publicly saying it for the first time, I slept better than I have in quite some time.

I wondered if I really, honestly felt that way, but I saw some fun bags this morning at 6:15am, and I have to say....Still diggin the vajayjay.

Somewhere nobody cares
make that a lot of somewheres

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i so didnt see this thread. horrible thread title.

This is the most shocking revelation since Star Jones admitted to having gastric bypass surgery.

I admire your courage.:bravo:

Post of the year material.

You truly are one of the bigger dumb****s visiting the 'Planet.

Hurray for you.

I hope you don't get rammed by a buffalo next time you go to waterin' hole.

What did I miss?

No offense but how many times have you had your ass kicked for admitting you ****ed chicks?

How many times have you had your ass kicked or your "manhood" threatened because you admitted getting head from a chick?

How many times have you had your ass kicked or threatened because you "rode dirty"?

How many times have you been refused employment because you admitted in your job interview, IN IOWA, that you're gay?

Absolutely ****ing stupid and off-topic.

Now I see. Dane's Hollywood side is coming out. :)

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No.

Dane's not a ****ing Neanderthal dumbass with a corn-cob stuck up his ass with a hard-on for giving gays shit.

Oooooopps...

I think you missed the joke. I took it that it was cap'n obvious to everyone and so he made a cap'n obvious joke.

I could be wrong though.....

Get some sleep, you're a little wound up tonight! :)

No doubt about that...

Why must you persecute me for my genetic mating disposition Dane?


Will you not just accept me for who I am? What I choose to do in the privacy of my own home is of no concern to you. I mean, I'm not flaunting it, I'm just trying to live my life. Its not like I'm wearing a straight pride Tshirt, flying the "Team vagina" flag in front of my townhouse. Hell, I'm not even wearing flannel.



Oh, I've had a couple of incidents where someone Did try to kick my ass because I participated in a mating ritual with a female, in which they felt some ownership.

In my younger years, I had a handful of times where my manhood was questioned, well, my judgement anyway over a blowjob from a chic.....Fat ones AND homely ones. I'm thinking of filling a lawsuit vs the makers of Bud Light for making me participate in these heterosexual acts against my otherwise better judgement. Can you imagine the shame I felt, waking in the morning, smelling like lavender, lady speed stick, and cheap hairspray?

I've never felt the need to inform a potential or current employer where I chose to place my penis...I've never used my straitness as leverage for a raise, promotion, or to keep my job when I screwed up either.

I've been very rarely refused a position for which I've interviewed in ANY state, because I'm a top shelf employee who brings positive attributes to any organization for which I chose to seek employment.

ROFL

Wait, does this happening hurt less when you're black, fat, stupid, or ugly instead of gay?

Stupid people get beat up because they've had sex?

Fat people get beat up because they've had sex?

Ugly people have sex?

I'm not following.

Stupid people get beat up/made fun of/passed over for jobs because they're stoopid.

You can insert black, ugly, immigrant, nerdy, whatever.

I'm asking if those events somehow carry a special level of extra-double-plus-hurt because of where you stick your privates during sex...