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Hog's Gone Fishin 09-25-2008 01:44 PM

Six friggin Rattlers this week
 
1 with a weed eater
1 with a shovel
1 with a mower
2 with my Kimber
1 with a 12 gauge

Damn , I love the fall , but those pesky little critters sure move around this time of year. you constantly have to watch where you're walking. And the damn tarantulas are every where too. I hate those worse.

JuicesFlowing 09-25-2008 01:47 PM

Holy crap. I'll give you rep for continuing to stay alive. PS I hate spiders more than snakes.

tooge 09-25-2008 01:49 PM

where the hell are you? I am out in the sticks of the KC area and haven't seen a one.

Hammock Parties 09-25-2008 01:49 PM

Between jerking off hogs and battling rattlers you are challenging Bwana's throne as planet badass.

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-25-2008 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 5052764)
where the hell are you? I am out in the sticks of the KC area and haven't seen a one.

Texas my friend. Wouldn't live any place else. No state taxes and I've always got the Cowboys to fall back on.

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-25-2008 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5052766)
Between jerking off hogs and battling rattlers you are challenging Bwana's throne as planet badass.


I've got forearms like popeye.

Simply Red 09-25-2008 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5052773)
Texas my friend. Wouldn't live any place else. No state taxes and I've always got the Cowboys to fall back on.

Wait, I thought they liked the heat. :(

seclark 09-25-2008 01:53 PM

i bet that weed eater really makes em dance. are you related to pennywise?
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Redrum_69 09-25-2008 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5052775)
I've got forearms like popeye.



so does claythan
and hes used to handling black mambas

chasedude 09-25-2008 01:55 PM

I've never eaten rattlesnake. I always wondered if it tastes like chicken too?

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-25-2008 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5052777)
Wait, I thought they liked the heat. :(

Correct. They move around this time of year looking for warm spots. A lot of times you'll see them on the roads trying to stay warm. I killed one last year curled up in a sunny spot in the middle of my horse pasture on a 50 degree day.

MichaelH 09-25-2008 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chasedude (Post 5052793)
I've never eaten rattlesnake. I always wondered if it tastes like chicken too?


I have had it and if you didn't know what it was, it does taste like chicken. Not exactly like chicken but close enough.

KCKID58 09-25-2008 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5052773)
Texas my friend. Wouldn't live any place else. No state taxes and I've always got the Cowboys to fall back on.

Yea right. He's probably standing in a PetSmart . Where else would you see rattlers and spiders???

btlook1 09-25-2008 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5052766)
Between jerking off hogs and battling rattlers you are challenging Bwana's throne as planet badass.

All you need now is a leaf pile, engine block and some fire works and you have got him beat!

WilliamTheIrish 09-25-2008 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chasedude (Post 5052793)
I've never eaten rattlesnake. I always wondered if it tastes like chicken too?

I can't get past the friggin things eat all manner of vermin. No way would I willingly eat snake.

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-25-2008 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCKID58 (Post 5052809)
Yea right. He's probably standing in a PetSmart . Where else would you see rattlers and spiders???

Petsmart gets really upset when you walk in with a shotgun and start killing their animals!:rolleyes:

Bowser 09-25-2008 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5052836)
Petsmart gets really upset when you walk in with a shotgun and start killing their animals!:rolleyes:

Except for the ones they can't seem to adopt. So I'm told.

MOhillbilly 09-25-2008 02:07 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpVffsJ0OhA

my favorite is when the kick the billy lee riley on and pass the shine.

KCKID58 09-25-2008 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5052836)
Petsmart gets really upset when you walk in with a shotgun and start killing their animals!:rolleyes:

lol that too funnyROFLROFLROFL

Chief Chief 09-25-2008 02:54 PM

PETA's gonna be all over your arse, Hog Farmer!!

BIG_DADDY 09-25-2008 03:05 PM

Good eats. I would have skinned and eatin the bad rascals.

Calcountry 09-25-2008 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5052746)
1 with a weed eater
1 with a shovel
1 with a mower
2 with my Kimber
1 with a 12 gauge

Damn , I love the fall , but those pesky little critters sure move around this time of year. you constantly have to watch where you're walking. And the damn tarantulas are every where too. I hate those worse.

Do you have a good recipe for rattler?

Calcountry 09-25-2008 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 5052845)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpVffsJ0OhA

my favorite is when the kick the billy lee riley on and pass the shine.

Dude, how is the rabittry going?

I pm'd you an extensive write up about it, and I haven't so much as gotten a thank you out of you? WTF?

MichaelH 09-25-2008 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 5052829)
I can't get past the friggin things eat all manner of vermin. No way would I willingly eat snake.

Pigs roll in their own shit and they taste yummy, no?

Bwana 09-25-2008 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr (Post 5053003)
Do you have a good recipe for rattler?

I do, and it tastes damn close to chicken.

Spicy Rattlesnake Pasta

1/4 cup olive oil
3 large garlic cloves, minced
1 28 oz can Italian tomatoes
1 dried hot red chilies, minced
1 tbsp. oregano
2 tsp. dried basil
2 tsp. black pepper
1 tsp. salt
juice from 1/2 lemon
1/2 lb. rattlesnake meat
1 lb penne or pasta of choice

Simmer rattlesnake in water and lemon juice for 1 hour, remove and separate meat from bones.

Combine de-boned meat with the rest of the ingredients (except pasta) in large saucepan and simmer for 1/2 hour.

Cook pasta as normal and serve over cooked pasta.

Bwana 09-25-2008 03:35 PM

Oh and I hate rattlesnakes. The only things those bastards are good for (other than mixed in with pasta) is making a fine set of boots.

Hammock Parties 09-25-2008 03:44 PM

How much meat is there on a rattler?

StcChief 09-25-2008 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5053096)
How much meat is there on a rattler?

he might have enough for snake with 6..... taste like chicken/pork combo from what I remember at Taste of HOOSTON in 92....

BIG_DADDY 09-25-2008 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 5053075)
I do, and it tastes damn close to chicken.

Spicy Rattlesnake Pasta

1/4 cup olive oil
3 large garlic cloves, minced
1 28 oz can Italian tomatoes
1 dried hot red chilies, minced
1 tbsp. oregano
2 tsp. dried basil
2 tsp. black pepper
1 tsp. salt
juice from 1/2 lemon
1/2 lb. rattlesnake meat
1 lb penne or pasta of choice

Simmer rattlesnake in water and lemon juice for 1 hour, remove and separate meat from bones.

Combine de-boned meat with the rest of the ingredients (except pasta) in large saucepan and simmer for 1/2 hour.

Cook pasta as normal and serve over cooked pasta.

Cool thanks. :thumb: I just saute them in a little herb butter with some garlic. Ia m going to keep that for when I go back to Oregon.

Bwana 09-25-2008 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5053096)
How much meat is there on a rattler?

It depends how big the rattler is. :spock:

On the bigs ones, more than you would think.

BIG_DADDY 09-25-2008 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 5053110)
It depends how big the rattler is. :spock:

On the bigs ones, more than you would think.

Hey Greg why you're at it maybe you could help him with how much meat there is on a cow.

B_Ambuehl 09-25-2008 04:00 PM

What part of Texas are you from? I grew up around Freer, and rattlers were a very common occurence.

Hammock Parties 09-25-2008 04:00 PM

I'm sorry, I just don't encounter many rattlers. Is that odd?

BIG_DADDY 09-25-2008 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5053134)
I'm sorry, I just don't encounter many rattlers. Is that odd?

It's mostly meat. No bones, not a lot of innerds and skin.

Hammock Parties 09-25-2008 04:02 PM

Very interesting. How many ounces?

BIG_DADDY 09-25-2008 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5053140)
Very interesting. How many ounces?

I never weighed them. Where I am at we have Western Diamondbacks which can get longer than 6 feet and over 10 lbs I would imagine. About half of that would be meat.

boogblaster 09-25-2008 04:09 PM

Hey Farmer have you ever had a headless rattler strike at you .. Wierd as hell .. Its happened to me ...

BIG_DADDY 09-25-2008 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boogblaster (Post 5053153)
Hey Farmer have you ever had a headless rattler strike at you .. Wierd as hell .. Its happened to me ...

Happens all the time. Want to know what's more weird? Put it in a plastic bag in the icebox till evening. When you skin and gut it the heart will still be beating.

Bwana 09-25-2008 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY (Post 5053129)
Hey Greg why you're at it maybe you could help him with how much meat there is on a cow.

ROFL

bogey 09-25-2008 04:48 PM

I hate poisonous snakes. Some of my worst nightmares involve poisonous snakes.

HC_Chief 09-25-2008 04:58 PM

HF - you need to get yourself a Taurus Judge. Good snake pistol.

Over-Head 09-25-2008 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 5052829)
I can't get past the friggin things eat all manner of vermin. No way would I willingly eat snake.

Hope ya don't like Lobster either?
Garbage fish of the ocean. They eat things that would make a snake puke:eek:

DT58HOF 09-25-2008 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5052773)
Texas my friend. Wouldn't live any place else. No state taxes and I've always got the Cowboys to fall back on.

only 2 things come from Texas Boy, Steers and Qu...s
i dont see no horns, you must be Q---r

just kidding but that was the first thing that came to mind, loved that movie officer and a gentleman!

MOhillbilly 09-26-2008 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr (Post 5053005)
Dude, how is the rabittry going?

I pm'd you an extensive write up about it, and I haven't so much as gotten a thank you out of you? WTF?

got all the pens built and the crap bought feeders ect, gonna set them up in the barn this weekend. then im either gonna roll down to AR. or have my brood stock sent usps.

and yes you sent me a pm and it was a dick move for me not to get back at you.
Thank you for the info. ill pm you picks this spring when shits underway & or send you a fryer or three.

Simply Red 09-26-2008 07:09 AM

Funny,


Some of you know, others don't, I worked between chefs for many, many years and I've actually cooked rattlers. LOL, what's even more funny is the fact that i'd made rattlesnake-nachos.

ugghh!

Bwana 09-26-2008 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5054885)
Funny,


Some of you know, others don't, I worked between chefs for many, many years and I've actually cooked rattlers. LOL, what's even more funny is the fact that i'd made rattlesnake-nachos.

ugghh!

Rattlesnake Nachos? :hmmm:

It's been several years since I have eaten rattlesnake. (more of a beef, moose and elk guy these days) One of the places where I go out grouse hunting, is thick with them this time of year, so when I would see one, I would make it go "night night" and take it home. If I was in the mood, I could easily get three or four along with my limit of grouse for the day. I used all kinds of different recipes, but never made rattlesnake nachos. As others have stated, rattler does taste a lot like chicken, depending on how you prepare it and which spices you choose.

alanm 09-26-2008 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5052773)
Texas my friend. Wouldn't live any place else. No state taxes and I've always got the Cowboys to fall back on.

It's that time of year here also. Cept for the tarantulas of course. We have enough of the brown recluses and black widows for every one if someone wants to take them off our hands.
Rattlers want to come out and sun themselves in the morning to warm up and then when the sun goes down their all over the roads to stay warm.

El Jefe 09-26-2008 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by btlook1 (Post 5052827)
All you need now is a leaf pile, engine block and some fire works and you have got him beat!

That story was a great classic. Still makes me giggle.

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-26-2008 07:37 AM

I don't think I've ever eaten Rattlesnake, but with economic conditions the way they are I guess I might as well. Most of the rattlers around here are prairie rattlers. There are a few diamonbacks around but not many.

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-26-2008 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boogblaster (Post 5053153)
Hey Farmer have you ever had a headless rattler strike at you .. Wierd as hell .. Its happened to me ...

No . One of them I shot with my Kimber .45 I hit in the head with the 3rd shot and his whole head was gone except for a little chunk. He didn't do shit after that. Just turned him into a carcass. The one I shot yesterday with the 12 gauge was all coiled up when I shot him. After the blast he was in like 5 different pieces.

Pennywise 09-26-2008 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5054929)
I don't think I've ever eaten Rattlesnake, but with economic conditions the way they are I guess I might as well. Most of the rattlers around here are prairie rattlers. There are a few diamonbacks around but not many.

Where part of Texas are you in?

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-26-2008 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pennywise (Post 5054944)
Where part of Texas are you in?


Up in the panhandle.

Pennywise 09-26-2008 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5054947)
Up in the panhandle.

Way to far for me to drive for a pig then...

Otter 09-26-2008 07:49 AM

I'd love to try rattler. Seems like actually taste better than chicken given some of the stories I've heard about the way those feathery creatures are raised.

Pennywise 09-26-2008 07:53 AM

I'd start eating rattlesnake if it would get rid of the chicken plant and all the mexicans that now occupy my hometown.

Bwana 09-26-2008 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter (Post 5054964)
I'd love to try rattler. Seems like actually taste better than chicken given some of the stories I've heard about the way those feathery creatures are raised.

I am going grouse hunting tomorrow, hop a jet Joe. :D

seclark 09-26-2008 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pennywise (Post 5054978)
I'd start eating rattlesnake if it would get rid of the chicken plant and all the mexicans that now occupy my hometown.

how many have you whacked this summer? snakes, i mean.
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Otter 09-26-2008 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 5054980)
I am going grouse hunting tomorrow, hop a jet Joe. :D

I'm certainly due, won't be tomorrow though.

Pennywise 09-26-2008 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 5054982)
how many have you whacked this summer? snakes, i mean.
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Sadly enough, I only managed to get four or so.

But I did shoot a cat 2 days ago that has been bothering me for about a month.

seclark 09-26-2008 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pennywise (Post 5054993)
Sadly enough, I only managed to get four or so.

But I did shoot a cat 2 days ago that has been bothering me for about a month.

ROFL
tastes like rattlesnake.
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Bwana 09-26-2008 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter (Post 5054992)
I'm certainly due, won't be tomorrow though.

:shake:

Simply Red 09-26-2008 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 5054897)
Rattlesnake Nachos? :hmmm:

It's been several years since I have eaten rattlesnake. (more of a beef, moose and elk guy these days) One of the places where I go out grouse hunting, is thick with them this time of year, so when I would see one, I would make it go "night night" and take it home. If I was in the mood, I could easily get three or four along with my limit of grouse for the day. I used all kinds of different recipes, but never made rattlesnake nachos. As others have stated, rattler does taste a lot like chicken, depending on how you prepare it and which spices you choose.

Perhaps, the most dense meat/flesh in consistency ever. Just to let you know. It never fully digests in the system.

seclark 09-26-2008 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5055056)
Perhaps, the most dense meat/flesh in consistency ever. Just to let you know. It never fully digests in the system.

so when you grow a tail, you're really growing a tail?
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Simply Red 09-26-2008 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 5055067)
so when you grow a tail, you're really growing a tail?
sec

Maybe, I'm not sure, I doubt it, I don't think so.

Donger 09-26-2008 09:34 AM

A friend of mine was out cutting brush on his land and was bitten by a rattler. Almost died, too.

Phobia 09-26-2008 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 5054877)
and yes you sent me a pm and it was a dick move for me not to get back at you.

See - this is why I like MOh. He can roll around in the dirt but just when you think he's a dick he does something really smooth. I love people who own their mistakes without cheesy excuses.

Pablo 09-26-2008 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5055197)
A friend of mine was out cutting brush on his land and was bitten by a rattler. Almost died, too.

I don't believe that. The part about you having a friend, that is.

Donger 09-26-2008 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GonzoRox88 (Post 5055579)
I don't believe that. The part about you having a friend, that is.

Yes, perhaps "acquaintance" would have been more accurate. Husband of one of my wife's friends.

Pablo 09-26-2008 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5055592)
Yes, perhaps "acquaintance" would have been more accurate. Husband of one of my wife's friends.

Haha.

DJJasonp 09-26-2008 03:03 PM

I dont have too many phobias....but if I lived where you live I'd have to wear brown pants all the time....cuz if I ever stumbled across a tarantula........

BIG_DADDY 09-26-2008 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5055197)
A friend of mine was out cutting brush on his land and was bitten by a rattler. Almost died, too.

I had 13 Western Diamondbacks as pets when I was a kid. I am really lucky I never got bit.

Pablo 09-26-2008 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY (Post 5056175)
I had 13 Western Diamondbacks as pets when I was a kid. I am really lucky I never got bit.

Your parents really wanted to get rid of you, eh?

Archie F. Swin 09-26-2008 06:14 PM

Christ...you've got a weed eater that will kill a rattle snake?
Shit, my weed eater is so figgin weak, the grass just collapses from laughing so hard. I reckon I'm tickling it. I bet I could diddle my dog with my weed eater

Archie F. Swin 09-26-2008 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5052746)
1 with a weed eater
1 with a shovel
1 with a mower
2 with my Kimber
1 with a 12 gauge
.

not enough time to get the light saber off the charger?

Dayze 09-26-2008 06:21 PM

Kimber?

Man....I want Kimber Ultra Carry badly;...but don't think it'll fly with the wife. I had a hard enough time selling her on the idea of getting a second pistol with the SigPro to compliment my Springfield XD-9.

I shouldn't push my luck lol

if I ever see a big A snake in my back yard, I'm shootin' it.

Over-Head 09-26-2008 06:25 PM

Went to the round up once back in my truck driving days.
Must say I loved the different ways it was coked by different folks there.
Didn’t have the balls to go kill my own though.
I paid my $10 or what ever it was


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