So what will you do to celebrate?
 

When Herm Edwards is finally fired? When Carl is gone?

I have a bottle left, of 1997 Freemark Abbey Cabernet Sauvignon, that I have been saving for a very special occaision. I decided today, the firing of Herm ****ing Edwards, is just that event.

Of course, shouting at the top of my lungs with joy, is a given.

How about you?

I'm coming over to your place.

FAX

Depends how Herm and Carl leave town.

I'll probably rub one off while watching this year's game against Oakland in week 2.

What possible difference would that make, Mr. GoChiefs?

If they leave by car, we celebrate by drinking tons of expensive alcohol? If they leave by plane, we celebrate by purchasing a blackmarket shoulder fired rocket launcher and shoot them down?

FAX

1961 CHEVAL BLANC out of a plastic cup

Not literally, how they end their tenures with the Chiefs.

They can just as easily **** us on the way out of town.

Streak the field on the first game at Arrowhead w/o them.

But they will still be Gone! We all already ****ed. They will not be able to **** us any more!

Get drunk and pump the neighbor's daughter ... I live next door to Carl ...

I really, really hope neither of them hold a final press conference. I don't think there's much of a chance of Herm having one, but Carl...he probably thinks he deserves one.

I mean hell, they gave one to Vermeil and he had the gall to say he didn't fail.

I predict the leave by rail. As in run out of town on.

I might actually get drunk for the first time in 20 years.

EDIT - I just realized how ironic this post is. ROFL

I think that maybe the most appropriate way to celebrate such an event would be to smack yourself in the face with a cast iron skillet about 23 times and set your own house on fire.

FAX

Please elaborate for those of us that have gotten drunk more recently.

I'm going to smoke a big bowl and do absolutely nothing productive to symbolize his work plan for the past 20 years.

I will go to Popeyes Chicken and get a crispy 12 piece, all legs and thighs.

I'm not going to celebrate until we have a proven coach after Herm. No point in celebrating the firing of one bad coach and hiring another.

I will watch 2 girls 1 cup over again.!!!!!:Lin:

Orange and grape Pez from a Kermit the Frog dispenser.

They are not going anywhere. They're here forever, get over it.

So what are you going to do different?

I will call every police station in Iowa for an APB/Amber alert for our missing hero htismaqe to be found and returned asap.

I think I'll put on a pair of Chiefs Zubas from the early 90's and rewatch the Bills vs Chiefs Ambush at Arrowhead game and hope that games like that are in the near future once again.

My wife threw my Chiefs Zubas away when I wasn't looking.

That is what I am talking about!!

I keep reliving the Chiefs/Ravens game from a few years ago, and am pretending this is only a nightmare.

I'll have more than one of my chocolate flavored Dominican Republic cigars and finally open the 1.75 liter bottle of Crown that I've been saving just for this occasion. :D

I will shit in a box and mail it to Herm's house.

Heh, with my luck....if I did that, I'd get it back in a few days marked as "Undeliverable".

I'll buy season tickets again. And sing Alleluia!!!!!

If all it took was simply firing those guys and hiring other guys, then I might feel the need to celebrate. But as it stands, the possible firings would only be the beginning.

Besides, people will just get impatient and bitch at the replacements and this place won't change a bit.

Hooray!

You just stuck a sharp stick in my eye!

Coming to your house to drink your wine.....


Probably going to buy some tickets, merchandise and all around just freaking jump for joy...

I havent been excited about the Chiefs since Herm arrived.. It would be nice to finally have something to look forward to again!

Yeah... well... I broke my Kermit the Frog Pez dispenser!

WTF am I supposed to do now! Huh?

You can join Reerun and Fax at my house for some wine. It is only one bottle, but I have some "OnTheEdge" to back it up with.

Hell I will bring plenty of Jim Beam Black, along with some wings to snack on!

I'm gonna drive to Oklahoma and pick you up. after that we will drive through Iowa going house to house in search of our lost friend htismaqe.

Seriously, and this may sound kind of gay. but I kind of miss that miserable bastard.

I think we all do, Iowainian or jspchief should be able to snag him.

yeah those were good times... maybe he will come back out of hiding when Herm and Carl are gone?

That 12 yo Bourbon is alot older. I think that might be a reason.

will go with some 12 yo bourbon...

Just need ice...

12 yo bourbon is dirt. Cheap ass one who sucks the penis.

What the hell are you talking about?

He has no idea, obviously.

I drank Dr Pepper from your daughters cleavage

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