Christmas Carols
 

What's your favorite?

"On, Donner! On, Blitzen! On, Chewy! On, Tavo!C'mon, Becto!" And then, the reindeers used ta take off into da sky and
Fly across da sky, man!

"You Ain't Gettin Sh*t for Christmas" By Red Peters

I actually had someone have me listen to that last night.

porky pig can sing a mean b-b-b-blue Christmas.
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"Theres something stuck up in the chimmney"

Oh man. That brings back memories of high school listening to them in an altered state of mind.

My favorite is Little Drummer Boy. Especially the David Bowie and Bing Crosby version.

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Demon was stirring double clicking his mouse.
The stockings were hung by fridge care,
Mark Summers Is the host of double dare .

Demon was deleting mp3's from the notice from the feds
While visions of what prison is like ran through his had
Me drinking a 40 in my tilted chiefs cap
Complaining about the load times on google


When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a cutless caprice stocked full of beer

With a large old driver, so lively and quick,
He drove through my yard...what a dick!
Out from the car stepped strippers
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Candy you see what i'm mixin! !
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now peel away! peel away! peel away all!"

I can't remember the rest... try as I might...
Merry christmas to all, and please bail me out

All I want for Christmas is you - Mariah Carey

Hark the Herald Angels Sing and Little Saint Nick (Beach Boys).

God is so lovingly depicted in the hymns of the Wesleys.

Winter Wonderland-- Tony Bennett

Silent Night - stevie nicks
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Ding Dong the King Resigned(not re-signed) is my new fav

I Hate This Holiday When Is It Going To Be Over With - Bugeater

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I also like "Ding Fries are Done"

I hate Christmas music. Truly Loath it. The only one I can stomach at all is....


You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.


BLAST this Christmas music...... it's both joyful and triumphant...

Little Drummer Boy is generally my favorite too.

Here's the Bowie/Crosby version, which is second for me, though if that's not the oddest pairing of singers ever, I'm not sure what is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zMhSjDqvRs

My favorite is the Harry Simeone Chorale version. The video here is pathetic, and the quality of the recording isn't the best, but you'll likely recognize the version at least.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfpb8d9I_2A

Carol Cummings in
Root off

My fav is the Bob Seger cover

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I don't like that song...don't know why..just don't.... kind of weird, huh?


Carol of the Bells
Wizards of Winter

My favorite is when the carolers skip my neighboorhood. :D

Little Drummer Boy

cap does not rhyme with google.