Don't do what I did.
 

For Christmas I got my wife a new wedding ring (replacing the ring she "lost" when we were split up) a robe, a wooden crucifix from Jerusalem, a back massager, a shirt and a painting of Venice. Problem is I gave her the ring after she performed in a musical 2 weeks ago (I re-preposed to her) and the other stuff was given early December (I came back from a 1 week trip to Texas cuz you can't get shit in Italy and she is snoopy so she would've found it)

Well, the problem was she didn't get to open anything today. And she didn't really talk to me at all!!! Ugh, all she got me was a Dbo jersey, a sweater, some pj pants and a German Beerstein.... How the **** could she be so pissy? My stuff was more expensive AND more sentimental......

Anyway, don't do what I did. Get her something to open ON CHRISTMAS!!!!

advice from MikeMaslowski.....

You should have given her..........a dick in a box.

She would have just laughed at me as usual.... sad:shake:

Back massager. Right.

I have a small weiner.

Italy....ring...and she's pissy? Chiefs fans get no break.

ask her if she wants a matching set of black eye's

:D

It seems like you can't make anybody happy no matter how much you try. Take my brother-in-law for example. He bought my sister a new car while she was away on vacation. He decided to surprise her by picking her up from the airport in the new car. What happens? She got pissed because she didn't like the color. My brother-in-law told her that he had chosen that color because it matched her hair color. She didn't talk to him for days.

ROFL

Antifreeze (somebody was gonna do it).

Your sister is a b-i-t-c-h.

Sounds like she is after your money if she's bitching about that. I'd launch her. I sent my chick to the minors for a while, and just took her back a few days ago. I don't even have a gift for her yet. I'm probably going to be in for a world of hurt

on my
this could end badly
again

Should have made the bitch walk home, IMO.

Like the old joke......

Buy her a pair of flip flops and a vibrator.

If she doesn't like the flip flops she can go **** herself.

If I were crude and classless like most of the posters here, I'd reply "when he said DIaB he didn't necessarily mean yours." But I'm too classy to say it. I'm gonna stay above the temptation.
;)

Man finally someone that does the baseball relationship talk. I've talked like that for years even back when I didn't like baseball at all. Always a great feeling when you call a prospect up to the show for the first time.

HAHA. Yep. Me and my friends talk like that. I sent her to the minors because she still has options so I could look at other prospects for late year call ups. If she did not have options, I would of had to stay with her, or traded her completely. If she does better once she has been called back up I may sign her to a long term deal, or more of an incentive laced deal. We will see. When I go out to bars or what not, I consider that recruiting and then bitch at the guys/boosters who buy the prospects drinks/cars.

Dude, sorry your Christmas was ruined by the lady. It's a shame that she's so materialistic. I really do feel that my wife would simply be happy spending the day with family without the gifts. But it takes a while to reach that kind of maturity. Have a talk with her about it. It might not go well but at least there's some communication rather than the silent treatment.

Well I could have volunteered to offer mine.

Yeah always best to go for incentive laced if at all possible...sometimes those long term deals can come back to haunt you if you can't trade them. then you have to outright release them and that can get messy and you still have to pay parts of the contract. Also some advice is don't be shy during the draft some of those late rounders can turn into all-stars for a few seasons when the rest of the team isn't looking too good. We do a dibs system...whoever got dibs has first rights and the prospect must then be traded or released. Traded my best friends current girlfriend for a case of budlight.

Well...I found out what she was really mad about... On Xmas eve my drunk ass neighbor came over at about 1 am. I am not the one to turn people away so we played some video games and my wife went to bed. She didn't seem mad then and it was so late I didn't even think about it. Well we sat around for about another hour and I headed to bed.

What was learned…..? On Xmas eve you shouldn't let drunken neighbors in your house.

It sounds like she's pretty high maintenance and materialistic.


Are you prepared for that, long term?

sounds like you married my ex...

My little bro has a saying: I caught one the other night, but she was just a young 'un, so I let 'er go.

The real lesson lost on you is that video games are the debbil.

Please tell me you aren't midnight douche light, lol

dude you are so freaking doomed.

who got back with whom after the original breakup / lost ring? whos idea was it to split the sheets in the first place?

"If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."


Live it, learn it, love it.

some women there aint no pleasin.

My advice to you is to find someone a little nicer.

translation: be pussywhipped...if it takes material things to make momma happy...she isn't happy anyway.

Once upon a time I bought my Ex a gold necklace for her Birthday. She opened it, faked appreciation and politely said, "Thanks, but from now on if you buy me gold, don't buy anything less than 18 carat." That's one of the main reasons she is my EX.

It was said in jest. Santa called, he said he forgot to leave your sense of your humor the other night.

I returned Santa's call, and he said you need to work on your sarcasm.

Seriously? :spock: You just NOW learned that lesson? :doh!:

...and I thought Santa and I were tight.

LMAO

:thumb:

dude ....... :shake:


women are seldom really mad about the obvious shit. It's always some hidden Zomg crap.


it's like one big cluster fook of emotion that men can only grasp the edges of and hold on for dear life. LMAO

everyday you spend living in the same house
you should use pine cones for toliet paper

Actually, you are. At least in your wife's eyes. You chose your neighbor over her. Don't ever do that that again.

You really are Dr. Phil, Aren't you?

ROFLROFLROFL

Yikes.

What if the neighbor was cuter. I don't know.... Just sayin'

Nah - but I have about 50% of what I should know about women figured out. So I can be of help to those who are less experienced than I.

So you can only help out hootie and goatboy?

That is way more than me, I have however figured out a 100% of what I want to. They are all crazy some of them are just crazier than others. That is all I need to know or want to know ;)

Honestly, I can't help many people at all but I might be able to point them in the right direction.

Hmm. My conclusion is that your wife was bitterly disappointed that you didn't suggest a threesome. My advice would be to get the neighbor back over, sit the two of them down, and offer it as a surprise for your wife.

That is if the neighbor is a chick if not let her stay pissed.

Sounds like you treated the holiday like a chore to be done and forgotten and didn't make a whole lot of effort to celebrate and/or spend time with your wife. Like it or not, you really can't just buy a bunch of crap (no matter the price) and then think, "Well, I've got that all taken care of- now I can do what I really want."

Oh, goodness. Of course. For some reason I thought he said the neighbor was a woman.

i just knew Oprah posted on the Planet!!!!!








turn in your man card, puzzy.

Yeah I know another four letter word for 'lost' also.. It is called 'sold'..

This makes sense.

They make 3-player video games?

Yes, it's called "Rock Band II".

I would of booted her ass to the curb right then.

I wouldn't let a drunk fool in my house on any day let alone Christmas eve.

That's why you are sooooooooooooooo beloved

LOL...I'm sorry I don't drink so don't come knocking on my door being drunk especially in the middle of the night.

I agree, that and those drunk calls piss me off.

You'd be surprised at some of the new attachments for the Wii.

That is just wrong:shake: