Oh Claythan.....
 

Remember the sig bet we made on the Chargers Colts game?

Well for the rest of you, I have complete control over Claythan's sig now, so help me out.

Aw, shit.

You should make him have a .gif of Jared Allen sipping coffee and saying Merry Christmas. That'll get him.

I bet you are glad you added the stipulation of the Sig Bet lasting the entire offseason.

Chippendales

I think I'm just going to make it Charger related, unless someone blows me away with a better idea.

Definitely don't make it Denver related, Claythan is a closet Bronco fan. All that time spent on the OrangeMane seems to have gotten to him.

It could be a picture of him having sex with a stuffed turkey while sucking off a donkey.

I can't think of much that would embarrass him right now. Maybe making it something anti-LJ?

There are a couple stipulations

1. It lasts the entire offseason
2. One Sig only, no changing whenever you want
3. I cant use his image or likeness, or mine.

What about Al Davis fisting his a.....nevermind. I got nothin.

A picture of a computer with gay child porn on the screen.

Anti-LJ.
Pro-Carl.

Take your pick.

I like to live dangerously.

How about a virgin-mini-shrek.

Easy... Tyler Thigpen...It's his favorite player!

I already told you I can't use his likeness...

Nope. He's posted a thread about Thigpen improving or some such.

I would vote for a "I want Carl back" theme

Go with a religious theme, something to do with Jehovah's Witnesses.

Here ya go ...... His sig should be ...

I hate LJ, I love Tyler and there is a God, I have ignored him until now, Help me Lord.

.........

The only thing that bugs him is pictures of fat Clay. Make a fat-Clay collage and make him sport that all offseason.

You do know that Buck won the bet, right?

Have his sig be a picture of Scott Pioli with a reprint of his post from the WPI board on Friday night where he claimed (no doubt carrying water for Athan) that Pioli had met with Clark Hunt, was considering the Chiefs offer and would decide within a few hours.

It would be a constant reminder of what a fraud WPI is.

Where the fun in it if you can't change it when you want. I thought that was the point of a sig bet.

Oh - lucky loophole. If Claythan's likeness is 225 lbs then a 310 lbs picture of him isn't technically his likeness.

I just hate the Chargers........ Let me get back to the drawing board.

Hey dad, that would be a great sig for him. I love it. Count me in on a vote for it. Wish I would've thought of that earlier.

A rotten cherry. One that is never gonna get popped.

A pic of a useless penis just standing there all sad and lonely. It wonders why it even exists because it has no purpose. Just an extension over the toilet bowl so he doesn't piss on his shoes. Not even that happens much as he sits down to pee.

Just call it sadpenis

Seems like this happens pretty often.

Get a pic of a rubber fist use for fisting and on the arm put claythan life partner on it.

I vote for what Nut said.


On the pic of the fist draw the letters N I C K on the knuckles like they were tattooed there.

Also a pic of LJ the butt gerbil

It should read: I drink Norv Turner's Man Juice. And like it!

It should be a big sign saying I hate girls but it doesn't matter anyway because I'm hung like a toddler.

I think you should make him put, "I am 100% for retaining the entire coaching staff for the Kansas City Chiefs in 2009."

How about a picture of a basement bedroom with the words "Welcome to my bachelor pad, internet sluts!"

Claythan is a fan of Brad Childress, so that's not a stretch at all.

OMG i just farted and there is shit everywhere

It MUST me somthing to do with how great he thinks Thigy is and how he should be our starting QBotF.

ROFL

LJ makes the best ribbon candy

I was really hoping to have it be a picture of Philip Rivers hoisting the Lombardi Trophy, but I guess I'll have to go with plan B, trannies.

We plagiarize at WPI....

Some religious / military / KCJ thing. He seems to have a real problem with KCJ.

Just because I have his sig rights doesn't mean I'm going to be a dick about it.

I wont do anything that has to do w/ religion, military, WPI, etc.

KCJ?

I'm glad you had a plan B, because you couldn't have really believed the dolts and Philip"christ I'm a whiny bastard"Rivers had a chance of winning the superbowl? Could you? If so you might take the award for biggest dumbass away from hootie.................................No I'm just joking we all know hootie will always hold that title.

KCJohnny. KCJ will post something, and Claythan responds something along the lines..."shut the **** up, nobody cares what you think". I can only imagine the PMs between those two.

So Claythan's face by a Glory Hole is out?????

Well you just suck then.

Really!

If you're not going to do something right then why bother ?

Have you even considered the fact that Clathan doesn't pay up. The guy always wiggles out of his bets. you'll probably go through all the work of finding a sig just for him to back out of the whole thing.

Well I'm gonna be a little bit of a dick, but I think the WPI / Jehovah's Witness things are over the top.

Have him smear peanut butter on his anus, then on his hands and knees, have him back
down an alley in Houston bare ass first. Have him take a picture of whatever comes
for the peanut butter first, stray dog, hobo/mo, tranny... etc.......... ah **** it, Ive got nothin.

FINALLY someone who makes the welching **** pay up.
I love it!ROFLROFLROFLROFL

As for you Goatboy, how come you couldn't come up with an escape plan for this one?

Fixed if for ya

This is not remotely true.

"Devard Darling should be bagging groceries right now. The only reason he has a job in the NFL is because of Herm's stupidity"

Keep telling yourself that pal. Maybe you can wright a column about it to make yourself feel better.

If you have proof otherwise present it. Why do you think I was wearing a Jay Cutler avatar for months?

And here I thought you were just revealing your true colors.

I hope you enjoyed your Die Elway Sig

Heres your new one.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...KaedingSig.jpg

It's subtle. Yet it smells just like you.

I like it.

Something is wrong, for some reason it wont let me make it my sig. It says the remote file is too large.

Hum?

hes not gonna honor it

How did you do that?

Did you save and attach or just put the link in there?

Seems to work now.

How does this thread have 1400 views and only 67 posts?

Uhh, it's your sig now.

1333 of Claythan's alias's.

When I pulled it from Smed's Sig it worked.

When I tried to pull it from my photobucket account it wouldnt upload.

I posted mine straight from photobucket.

OK.

See guys, Clayton isn't a welcher.

Never have been, never will be.

we wont mention that little $50 bet you "forgot" to pay up to the 47Forever foundation a few years back will we now????

Hey Buck, I've always wondered...

Out of all the good players on your favorite team, how'd you end up hitching your wagon to a kicker?

:clap:ROFLROFL:clap:

I didn't lose that bet.

Also, Buck told me I could take the sig down today. Guess I'm just lucky.

you did so you lieing ****