NOT Funny!!!
 

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Chiefs

Q. What do the Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 87,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

Q. How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Chiefs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!


A list of Chiefs jokes I just received from a co-worker.
I always knew there was something I didn't like about this girl.

that right there is funny

Suspcious powder on the goal line...

What's funnier is I bet she was a huge Chiefs fan in 95/97/2003 etc...

Katie horner says it's safe at arrowhead during tornado weather. No chance of a touchdown :clap:

I doubt it seriously.
If it's not a pair of heels or a $500 purse she doesn't care much about it.

Wocka wocka...

Why do people insist on posting these? It's bad enough that they're not even funny.

What's worse is they weren't funny in 1990 when I first heard them!

Is she hot? If so, pics?

ROFL

Don't have any pics, unfortunately.
She's definitely an attractive girl though.
She's got a rack out of this world.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Foreign.
Foreign who?
Foreign twelve and two and fourteen the last two years.

Camera phone? Come on, deliver.

I'd have to say that it's a 53 man roster...

motion seconded

I doubt even 47 are actually millionaires.

What woman do you know that wouldn't be suspicious of her camera-phone wielding co-worker?

Especially when she's sporting a pair of toddlers on her chest?

Come on.

Can I call you when I take that long walk to the HR office?
:D

wait.. did they remove all the tiddy sites off the interwebs or something?!?!

in other words, you aren't smooth enough to pull it off

Q: Why did Glenn Dorsey cross the road?

A: He didn't. He was pushed there by the opposing fullback.

I'm not that concerned with someone else's Woodrow to risk my job.
Besides...I see the chest puppets everyday! Your loss!
:D

I know, right?

The roster was only 47 and they wore leather helmets when these jokes were new.

I heard these jokes in 1948.

Sorry fellas, I missed the "jokes have to be brand new" memo.
I'll be more careful next time.
:rolleyes:

Q. What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

This summed up the 2008 season. yep.....uh huh.....yep it did.